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Forum Topic: my dad says to get testicle reduc.

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Tramps

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Posted at: 5/20/08 12:32 PM

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Recently it's become really painful to run. Every time I try, my testicles slap against each other or my leg or get caught in between my thighs and I end up on the floor in agony and if I do manage to run for more than 30 seconds, I start getting really sweaty around my groin area, and it starts to build up around my testicles.

I've noticed lots of black spots now and I don't know what it's from. Is it bruising? Has the sweat been absorbed into my skin and since it's not clean, does it make the pores dirty?

I was a little embarrassed about the subject, and to avoid confrontation with my parents, I would wear a bra with an extra long waist size and extra small cup size so I could wear it as underwear and fasten the straps on my shoulders going through my arms. It hasn't helped at all.

So, I confronted my dad and he said I may have to get my testicles reduced in size. I don't want to speak to anybody else about it, but could this surgery result in infertility or will they look normal after the surgery?

Any support is appreciated.


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Posted at: 5/20/08 12:33 PM

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That was arousing.

This is an Ingenious psychological tick

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yeah, I see what you did there.

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Posted at: 5/20/08 12:36 PM

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Flaunt them.

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Posted at: 5/20/08 12:37 PM

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XD This is like the breast reduction topic!!!! LOL NICE!!!!

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Posted at: 5/20/08 12:40 PM

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LOLOL! I don't think this is serious, because I just saw the breast reduction thread. THEY ARE PRETTY MUCH IDENTICAL! lol.


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At 5/20/08 12:37 PM, mariomaster123 wrote: XD This is like the breast reduction topic!!!! LOL NICE!!!!

By Joe, he's got it!


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My dad says I should get a penis reduce because it's too big..

Foolish are those who fear nothing, yet claim to know everything..

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Posted at: 5/20/08 12:42 PM

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I'm afraid we'll need some pictures in order to properly judge.

Don't kill fat people, they're hard to carry.

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My dad says I should get a penis enlargment because it's too small..

lol nice.


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Posted at: 5/20/08 12:42 PM

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we are going to need a few pictures?

see what i did

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At 5/20/08 12:42 PM, parzo wrote: I'm afraid we'll need some pictures in order to properly judge.

beat me to it in the same minute! haha


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Posted at: 5/20/08 12:43 PM

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aha aha no
not funny, not at all

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Posted at: 5/20/08 12:47 PM

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At 5/20/08 12:43 PM, RobRob15 wrote: aha aha no
not funny, not at all

Oh, I'm sorry. When you're the king, overlord ruler of funny I'll be sure to make your opinion matter.


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Posted at: 5/20/08 12:48 PM

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it appears that i can see what you're doing

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A decent, but average parody thread.

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At 5/20/08 12:40 PM, killerfoot wrote: LOLOL! I don't think this is serious, because I just saw the breast reduction thread. THEY ARE PRETTY MUCH IDENTICAL! lol.

I think that was the point... And that was pretty damn funny.


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Posted at: 5/20/08 12:50 PM

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I lmao at the wearing a bra on your balls thing.


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davidofmk771

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Posted at: 5/20/08 12:51 PM

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Just sit naked in a walk in freezer.

You are a dickhead faggot with no life and deserve nothing better than having your throat ripped out and your dead body being raped. Have a nice day though.

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Posted at: 5/20/08 12:53 PM

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Yes, you should get them reduced. and then you should donate them to those poor poor kids you dont have gaint testes like yourself. those poor poor kids....


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Just fap till you've produced a gallon of sperm, then donate or drink it.


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Interesting. Unfortunately, the only cure for those spots in males is Genitalia amputation.

Bananabreadmuffin and his godly 30k post. I need flash artists.Yes, i win. Yes, you fail. No, you may NOT kiss me. Yes, you may suck my dick.

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Posted at: 5/20/08 01:14 PM

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At 5/20/08 12:54 PM, Ryuzaki1 wrote: Just fap till you've produced a gallon of sperm, then donate or drink it.

Eurgh, masturbation. Are you serious?


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Posted at: 5/20/08 01:24 PM

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I wish I was as cool as you.


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