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As a witness!
lol, awhile back I saw a kid get the crap kicked out of him by like 3 or four people and now, 3 months later, I have to go to court as a witness to testify in this case infront of a judge (not jury)
I really cant remember much except for the fact that there were 3 of 4 people kicking the crap out of the kid in a parking lot outside of staples. It feels like a complete waste of time that will only put me in danger of some kind of revenge act.
Anyone ever been a witness in a trail with a presiding judge (I'm guessing no jury)??
Pat!M /// a.k.a Dj Pope
Just go for their sympathy. Cry like your life depended on it, then try to throw up.
At 5/19/08 08:59 PM, Eggys wrote: Wow you're only 18 too. Is this your first time at court?
Haha did anyone read the thread??
Pat!M /// a.k.a Dj Pope
yeah. Once i was a witness to a crime of this guy who stole a candy bar. they made i baig fuss about it.
"What I saw was that man (pointed to him) took a candy bar, specificly a snickers bar, and put it in his pocket."
They made him pay the fine and pay for the price of the candy bar.
Tax dollars at work.
I've been in a trial... with a jury actually... upon which my well-being depended... and although for you the circumstances are very different, I do have advice. First, tell the truth. Second, when they ask you a question, answer it and answer it plainly. For instance, if they said, "Do you drink orange juice?" you should answer, "Yes," not "Well, I almost never do, but yesterday I did."
just tell them what you saw, those fuckers will goto jail.
its not a waste of time, you're putting thugs in jail.
"Guns don't kill people, the government does."
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At 5/19/08 08:59 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: Just go for their sympathy. Cry like your life depended on it, then try to throw up.
Oh that's the funniest thing I've read all night.
To the poster, I've witnessed shit like that in my life, but have never had to BE a witness in court. I'd be worried that there would be some revenge against me, but you gotta think logically, if there just some wanna be tough guy high school kids they're not gonna do shit, because after court they'll be too scared that mommy and daddy will punish them some more. If they're legit 'gangbangers' I'd say your pretty much fucked.