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At 5/19/08 03:39 AM, Tramps wrote: To fetch a pail of semen.
Jack fell down and snapped his weiner,
so Jill ate it.
"It isn't that democrats are ignorant. Far from it. it's just that they know so much that just isn't so"
Proud supporter of the Dinosaur Conspiracy Theory
At 5/19/08 03:43 AM, Hokey-Mokey wrote: Jack and Jill went up the hill to perform savagely brutal animal sacrifices to their false gods in hopes that the water will return to the well if they appease the wishes of their peagan lords.
Fucking cult kids.
At 5/19/08 04:01 AM, MissingNYC wrote:At 5/19/08 04:00 AM, ThePretenders wrote: ...to escape the military strike by Israel.shut up
To jump into an alternate dimension where they are ten times as tall as everyone else except for the teenage mutant ninja turtles which are 2 times as big as them. Somehow through all this jack convinces his giant sister jill that they need to fuck. To produce giant babies. To help fight the tmnt.
Yes I fail. No one cares. Especially not me.
At 5/19/08 04:06 AM, MissingNYC wrote:At 5/19/08 04:03 AM, ThePretenders wrote: Fuck you.you first dick