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Seriously they have all those pounds, im surprised that America is the fattest country.Seriously how do they move around?

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<insert pity laugh here>

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At 5/18/08 11:54 AM, videogamer0810 wrote: <insert pity laugh here>

<insert sarcasm here>

i can do it too asshole.

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Brits are so unhealthy.


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they dont move...they roll

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that earthquake in china was much more funny than this


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At 5/18/08 11:56 AM, GuitarSmuggler wrote: that earthquake in china was much more funny than this

Come on now, thast earthquake was hilarious. Funniest thing since 9/11, I say.

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At 5/18/08 11:58 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:
At 5/18/08 11:56 AM, GuitarSmuggler wrote: that earthquake in china was much more funny than this
Come on now, thast earthquake was hilarious. Funniest thing since 9/11, I say.

Even funnier than Hurricane Katrina? Cause I laughed my ass off at that.

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You fail to live up to your name.

You know what you wanna do with that, right? You wanna put a banging donk on it!

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At 5/18/08 11:55 AM, ParadoxSaint wrote: Brits are so unhealthy.

not all of us. but it is a fact that we have the highest obesity.. number... in the whole of europe.
so alot of us are, but theres plenty of exceptions.

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At 5/18/08 11:59 AM, videogamer0810 wrote:
At 5/18/08 11:58 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:
At 5/18/08 11:56 AM, GuitarSmuggler wrote: that earthquake in china was much more funny than this
Come on now, thast earthquake was hilarious. Funniest thing since 9/11, I say.
Even funnier than Hurricane Katrina? Cause I laughed my ass off at that.

Yes, because China must die forever.

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no way, i lawled at the idea of one man killing millions of jews

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At 5/18/08 12:06 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: You fail to live up to your name.

Jealous because i insulted your country?

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At 5/18/08 11:59 AM, videogamer0810 wrote:
At 5/18/08 11:58 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Come on now, thast earthquake was hilarious. Funniest thing since 9/11, I say.
Even funnier than Hurricane Katrina? Cause I laughed my ass off at that.

The only thing that kept me going until then was the Holocaust.


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At 5/18/08 11:55 AM, lawlmaster wrote:
At 5/18/08 11:54 AM, videogamer0810 wrote: <insert pity laugh here>
<insert sarcasm here>

i can do it too asshole.

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At 5/18/08 12:41 PM, lawlmaster wrote:
At 5/18/08 12:06 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: You fail to live up to your name.
Jealous because i insulted your country?

In Soviet Russia, joke makes you unfunny!

You know what you wanna do with that, right? You wanna put a banging donk on it!

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Man that's fairly unfunny, ah well I'll live


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At 5/18/08 12:57 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote:
At 5/18/08 12:41 PM, lawlmaster wrote:
At 5/18/08 12:06 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: You fail to live up to your name.
Jealous because i insulted your country?
In Soviet Russia, joke makes you unfunny!

I lol at that hard.

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At 5/18/08 12:41 PM, lawlmaster wrote:
At 5/18/08 12:06 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: You fail to live up to your name.
Jealous because i insulted your country?

Just jealous of your amazing wit.

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The fat scale.

America (Thats you guys) > Britain > Everyone else.


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At 5/18/08 11:56 AM, remspoorman wrote: they dont move...they roll

ROLL IN THE DOUGH.

and i like the premise of the holocaust: at first, 100 million jews were murdered. then, they figured out that there wasn't close 100 million jews alive prior to fucking WW2, so the kept lowering and lowering the number.

TL;DR: holocaust lies/half-truths. jews were not the only people in concentration camps, etc.

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I know, how the hell do we drag all of that sterling around?

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At 5/18/08 01:15 PM, Ejit wrote: I know, how the hell do we drag all of that sterling around?

It is them fucking 2 pounds that do it. Chunky bastards.

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Well.

They put their left leg forward.

Then their Right.

Then they Repeat.

Or they use Electric scooters?

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*very, very slow and pitiful clap*


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okay, LISTEN UP STUPID AMERICUNTS! Pounds are our CURRENCY! Not everyone uses faggy dollars. Only ancient people use pounds for weight, heard of kilos yankfags?

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You failed to live up to your name.


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At 5/18/08 01:12 PM, BrAddErZ958 wrote: The fat scale.

America (Thats you guys) > Britain > Everyone else.

I read somewhere that the UK was fatter. Here it is!

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That joke was so pathetic it makes me hate you even more than usual...

And for future reference, we robot everywhere.

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At 5/18/08 01:19 PM, neon-dude wrote: <facepalm>

okay, LISTEN UP STUPID AMERICUNTS! Pounds are our CURRENCY! Not everyone uses faggy dollars. Only ancient people use pounds for weight, heard of kilos yankfags?

Man good thing we had this guy here to clear it all up for us.

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