i was rideing my dirt bike and my dumbass cat ran infront of me i ran it over and killed it. my mom is so pissed she says i have to buy here a kitten. now im not going to because i hate cats and im saveing my money to buy a car. but my mom says she will kill me if i dont buy her a new cat. i think she might acaully kill me. what am i to do
i killed my cat
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Yeah, you should buy a new cat. How much are they anyway?
well i would go find a stray one and give it to her. Then youll still have money for your car.
There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.
i think the proper thing to do is to let your mom run you over and buy a new son.
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At 5/17/08 02:43 PM, Luis wrote: i think the proper thing to do is to let your mom run you over and buy a new son.
haha
At 2/11/08 11:38 PM, NimbleElephant wrote:
: What an interesting point you have, and very debatable and exciting.
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On Caturday? T3h lolcat god will be super pissed. Id hide. Or buy a new cat. Or do voodoo rituals.
I AM THE MOON
AND I WILL KILL YOUR LINK
How can you hate kittens?
Also, just buy her one. Then leave. Go buy your fucking car.
I WANT TO FUCK ON THE FLOOR AND BREAK SHIT
How long have you had the cat? If you just got it recently(Like a couple moths ago.), then get a new one. She couldn't have gotten TOO attached to it. If you've had it for more than A year, then your mom is an idiot who is trying to replace something that shouldn't be replaced. Get her a goldfish, or something. Some thing that won't run in front of a bike.
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Be more careful next time dumb ass!! Let things sit for a week. Give your mom time to morn the lost of her cat then talk to your mom. Then you should go together to the s.p.c.a , save a pet or p.a.l.s and pick the cat together go help her pick a cat. Remember older cats need love too and make it an inside cat.
At 5/17/08 02:54 PM, Koopa-Dude94 wrote: How long have you had the cat?
that fucking thing was 18 years old
At 5/17/08 02:40 PM, ironeagle233 wrote: i was rideing my dirt bike and my dumbass cat ran infront of me i ran it over and killed it. my mom is so pissed she says i have to buy here a kitten. now im not going to because i hate cats and im saveing my money to buy a car. but my mom says she will kill me if i dont buy her a new cat. i think she might acaully kill me. what am i to do
by a new cat, why would you kill a poor innocent cat, call it a dumbass, and refuse to buy a new one just because you want a car? you cant drive a dirt bike so what good is a car to you?
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Simple! RUN FOR IT(plus who gives a smeg if she kills you? Call the smeging police)!
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Hope that your mom doesn't meet the same fate while attempting to murder you?
Get a new one and the new one will replace(in your heart) the one that you killed.
Psychotropiaaaaaa!
At 5/17/08 03:01 PM, jehampton wrote: Dead cats on NG forums? Not a new kk....
Sorry, disregard that. My computer does stupid things sometimes, like post shit in weird places ^^;
At 5/17/08 03:00 PM, Absorb wrote: Get a new one and the new one will replace(in your heart) the one that you killed.
to bad i didint give two fucks about the one i killed
At 5/17/08 02:55 PM, ironeagle233 wrote:At 5/17/08 02:54 PM, Koopa-Dude94 wrote: How long have you had the cat?that fucking thing was 18 years old
you are an ass hole i pray that that god runs you over with his drit bike
I hate people who act like a cat's life is the same as a human's life, they are similar but not the same.
But on the other note, you should skin the cat. then sell the skin to make the money to buy a new cat.
recycling is fun.
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At 5/17/08 02:43 PM, Luis wrote: i think the proper thing to do is to let your mom run you over and buy a new son.
Haha, best response so far.
wut
At 5/17/08 03:03 PM, ironeagle233 wrote:At 5/17/08 03:00 PM, Absorb wrote: Get a new one and the new one will replace(in your heart) the one that you killed.to bad i didint give two fucks about the one i killed
well then you're a fucking cunt, how about that? now go get run over.
hey she didnt say when you have to buy her a cat.
nurse it
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go "adopt" a cat
and by adopt, i mean, grab a stray or steal a cat from somewhere
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shit head you fucking killed your cat?!?! your going to hell, no really it's 1 of the 10 comandments "thou shall not kill" gods words, dude your fucked
btw buy her a new cat
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