I'm just posting here to tell you how amazing this thread is. I absolutely love every picture you've posted of yourself, and would appreciate knowing how much it would cost to actually get prints and perhaps have them shipped to me. I think you may even have a shot at modeling, ya know, men's underwear. You should get on that, immediately, and then post about it on here, or something.
Also, expert photoshops are present in this thread. I want to give everyone a hand for doing a supub job at mosting excellent image alterations. The originality, is just astounding. Really, you all deserve a huge round of aplause. Pat yourselves on the back.