So I was walking on this bike path at night and a heard tiny foot steps behind me. I turned around and I saw a little pixie following me. Once he saw me look at him, he made these weird gestures indicating that he wanted me to follow him. So he led me in the middle of the forest where I saw a hideous green slime monster eating all the grass. I told him to stop it. Then he turned to me and said, "I'm sorry, Im just doing this for the attention." I felt bad for the monster, so I invited him to come with me to eat at the ice cream store where they had my favorite kind of ice cream with gummi worms on it.
ain't that sick yo?