i hate computers.
i hate them SO much.
i hate them to the fullest extent a man CAN hate computers.
i hate short their life span is, say you buy a new, expansive as hell computer, with all the latest shit on it, you hook it up, and in less then a year its outdated. and then all of a sudden you're a "noob" for owning it.
i hate how constantly updates are being made for the hunks of crap, how you constantly need to download a new patch or a new program, or else, look out! it'll run slow or you'll get viruses, but then, whoops! your computer is too old to handle all these updates, no longer are fucking losers calling you shitty meaningless names, now you NEED new computer to handle all the stupid shit they make for it.
i hate how the idiots buying these hunks of shit start makingg social movments out of it, how they feel "supirior" for owning a certain hunk of shit with a crappy brand name on it thats just like the other hunks of shit with brand names on them.
i hate how nothings ever simple, how you can never just do the thing you want to, how you have to go thru a whole maze of shit and download this and that just to make it work.
i hate how for anything to work it has to load, how you can never just click on something and make it work, how you have to wait a little while, then do something else and let it load, then the forth thing comes in, and with loading added on to it it becomes fucking insane.
i hate how computer companys make new shit less durable and crappier, and people still buy it because they're stupid enough to think what they're buying is the "future" or because they have to for something to work.
i hate how if something breaks, its next to immpossible to fix, you have to go thru the maze again, and even then you might have to download more shit you might not even need, and don't forget the loading, oh the loading.
i hate how to get something hooked up you have to go to the back and do all this fucking shit and end up cutting your hands, and once its up, back to the maze and loading.
i hate how complex they are on the inside, and how its also complex in the fucking hard drive, so put them together and add more problems, somehow, YOU'LL END UP BACK IN THE FUCKING MAZE AGAIN, YEAH, THATS RIGHT, AGAIN.
I HATE HOW PEOPLE TREAT YOU LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT IF YOU CAN'T FUCKING FIGRURE OT THE MOST COMPLEX AND RIDICULOUS SHIT AND ACT LIKE ITS SIMPLE.
I HATE HOW YOU NEED TO READ THOUSANDS OF MANUALS AND SORT THRU TONS OF COMPLEX SHIT, AND STILL NOT FIND OUT WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW, BECAUSE THEY BEAT AROUND THE BUSH AND TALK IN FUCKING CODE.
I HATE HOW PEOPLE DO THE EXACT SAME THING WHEN THEY TRY TO EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU AND TREAT YOU LIKE AN IDIOT WHEN THEY TALK LIKE THEY HAVE A FUCKING SECRET LANGUAGE.
I HATE VIRUSES, AND HOW THE GREEDY FUCKS AT COMPUTER COMPANYS TRY TO PROFIT OFF YOUR MISFOURTUNE BY MAKING YOU BUY THE THINGS YOU NEED TO FIX THEM, ONLY TO FIND OUT YOU REALLY DIDN'T HAVE THAT MUCH OF A PROBLEM, AND THE ANIT-VIRUS CREATES MORE OF A PROBLEM ITSELF.
AND I FUCKING HATE HOW JUST TRYING TO USE ANYTHING IS A PAIN, BUT MAKING SOMETHING, MAKING SOMETHING IS FUCKING HOPLESS, UNLESS YOU TAKE A CLASS MAKING SOMETHING IS NEXT TO IMPOSSIBLE.
AND YOU MAY BE THINKING "BUT HOMOR, IF YOU HATE THAT STUFF WHY DON'T YOU JUST BUY A MAC? THEY'RE SO MUCH SIMPLER."
BECAUSE THEY AREN'T SIMPLER, THEY MAY SEEM SIMPLER ON THE OUTSIDE, BUT ON THE INSIDE THEY'RE JUST AS STUPID AND COMPLEX, "SIMPLE COMPUTER" IS A FUCKING OXYMORON.
I HATE COMPUTERS, I HATE COMPUTER COMPANYS, I ONLY WISH THEY WOULD MAKE A WAY TO SURF THE INTERNET WITHOUT THIS SHIT, THEN AND ONLY THEN WILL WE BE TRULY FREE FROM THE GRIP OF THESE HORIDS CRAP STAINS.
FUCK COMPUTERS, FUCK THEM HARD. ALL OF THEM.