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Forum Topic: Blacks teens and their jokes.

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bigjuicy

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Posted at: 5/15/08 08:16 PM

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Have you noticed how black people have some lame jokes? The lamest one was at school today when a african-american student told another little black boy that his breath quote "smelled like a dookie sandwhich". Have you ever overheard a lame black kid joke?


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cue racist remarks

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Prinzy2

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Posted at: 5/15/08 08:19 PM

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Isn't a dookie a cloth or something?

A cloth sandwich?

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Andrea364

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Posted at: 5/15/08 08:21 PM

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Yeah, and it wasn't funny, just fucking lame.

Here's what went down:

I was sitting at my lunch table with Kayla and Morgan, when this really tall dude with an afro came and sat down across from us with his friends. Kayla was fixing her hair and stuff cause it looked like shit, then he's gonna have the nerve to say, "Yo hair look like a hot mess" or something and his friends started laughing. I didn't get it until I thought about it for a few seconds, so I just broke out the 'yo mamma so blah blah blah' jokes.

((My classic joke: Yo momma so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch, bitch!))

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At 5/15/08 08:16 PM, bigjuicy wrote: Have you noticed how black people have some lame jokes?

That's like saying an Italian person has AIDS just because they're Italian.

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Posted at: 5/15/08 08:38 PM

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When I would take the bus to school, this one black kid that was a couple grades older than me would always make really annoying ass jokes. He'd shout my name from the back (back in my day, negros were only allowed to sit back there, or maybe that's just where all the "cool kids" would sit, i forget) and when I turned around he'd look the other way and act like he didn't say anything and some people thought that it was hilarious but me and my friends would always be like "you're retarded and annoying, shut the fuck up". I basically stopped looking back after the first day, and people slowly stopped laughing at it when he kept doing it to other people.


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SlipperyMooseCakes

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At 5/15/08 08:19 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Isn't a dookie a cloth or something?

A cloth sandwich?

Dookie is poop.


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MudkipsPiano

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Black girls are MAD ugly. Although I'd probably do the one from Napolean Dynamite if I was desperate.


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DgsGaming

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At 5/15/08 08:16 PM, bigjuicy wrote: Have you noticed how black people...
...when a african-american student...

From "Black" to "African-American"?


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CryogenChaos

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At 5/15/08 08:19 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Isn't a dookie a cloth or something?

A cloth sandwich?

Nay, my young parson. You happen to be thinking of the slang word "doo-rag".

It is commonly found upon the heads of "gangsters" and their group of friends, or "posse".


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Static

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Posted at: 5/15/08 08:41 PM

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At 5/15/08 08:39 PM, Needle-In-Haystack wrote: Black girls are MAD ugly. Although I'd probably do the one from Napolean Dynamite if I was desperate.

Black girls are annoying loud mouth bitches most of the time. I always get hit on by Black chicks for some reason, but I honestly barely ever find them attractive. But sometimes (if they're half white) they can be sensible and semi-hot (due to their black genes giving them nice asses or big titties).

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At 5/15/08 08:38 PM, Tony wrote: wow i think this is the gayest topic ever thats what i think

nigqers suck

inb4 deletion

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Posted at: 5/15/08 08:43 PM

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At 5/15/08 08:16 PM, bigjuicy wrote: "smelled like a dookie sandwhich".

I was quite offended by that remark. Surely my breath doesn't smell like that!

Test for echo

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Twilight95

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Posted at: 5/15/08 08:45 PM

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Hey white people have lame jokes too.
I was sitting with my friend Stephen and out of no where he says:
They all laughed at me, they thought I was crazy, Im makin the money now.

I got scared and walked away. And for some reason this caucasion-caucasian-white-I cant spell it kid feels the need to lick boys.

LOL, Thats not where Cheese goes, you silly.

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