9/11 Theories!

[beetz72]

Hey guys I want to hear all the 9/11 theories you got.

FILL THIS THREAD WITH YOUR CONSPIRACIES!!!!

[Professor-D-Weed]

Somehow North Korea is involved. I don't care how, lets go invade them and just kick some ass like we always do! :D

And if you just swap in a random country, that is your explanation.

[beetz72]

James Bond - *Strapped to a table w/ a laser pointing at his crotch* "Do you expect me to talk Goldfinger?"

Goldfinger - "Oh no Mister Bond. I expect you to sing!"

Okay then Denmark is now on my radar.

[Professor-D-Weed]

At 5/15/08 08:06 PM, beetz72 wrote: James Bond - *Strapped to a table w/ a laser pointing at his crotch* "Do you expect me to talk Goldfinger?"

Goldfinger - "Oh no Mister Bond. I expect you to sing!"

Okay then Denmark is now on my radar.

Oh man I got a good laugh outta that. Can't wait to hear some more.

Bill Clinton secretly had it all arranged so that the US would want him back into oval office instead of monkey boy.

[beetz72]

So what can you tell me bout the World trade Center's ability too withstand that plane

[Professor-D-Weed]

At 5/15/08 08:11 PM, beetz72 wrote: So what can you tell me bout the World trade Center's ability too withstand that plane

Well, it supposedly was able to, but as technology advanced and planes got bigger and bigger, well, just look at the size of a Boeing 747 jumbo jet.... That was a sad day but we gotta find the real truth on what happened.

[beetz72]

I thought bout it and what if there was some guy who was having a great day and he called his wife and told her about the day and he got off the phone and walked over to the window and saw a plane.

[Professor-D-Weed]

At 5/15/08 08:32 PM, beetz72 wrote: I thought bout it and what if there was some guy who was having a great day and he called his wife and told her about the day and he got off the phone and walked over to the window and saw a plane.

A similar thing like that happened to a friend of mine's friend. It was pretty damn depressing. He worked in the Pentagon, though. Poor guy. :'(

[homor]

i think an old allie we used to fight the russians with betrayed us and went crazy and drove the planes into the twin towers.

[David]

At 5/15/08 08:32 PM, beetz72 wrote: I thought bout it and what if there was some guy who was having a great day and he called his wife and told her about the day and he got off the phone and walked over to the window and saw a plane.

What if, what if, what if. Being that it happened at 8:46 in the morning, I doubt that anybody was having a good day yet.

[Professor-D-Weed]

At 5/15/08 08:50 PM, homor wrote: i think an old allie we used to fight the russians with betrayed us and went crazy and drove the planes into the twin towers.

what the hell are you talking about? That could never happen....

[hippl5]

Here's a conspiracy theory:

I'm the only "real" person. Every person I saw, and every person I will ever see is just an illusion. You're all just playing tricks on me, I'm the only one who can see from a first person point of view. Everyone on this site is just a sophisticated bot. Every movie that will come out is already done, it just comes out on a certain date to give me the illusion that it's not really completed.

9/11 was an illusion just to trick me into thinking that stuff can happen, when it's not real. In fact, I'm talking to bots and none of you are real.

[BrianEtrius]

At 5/15/08 08:57 PM, hippl5 wrote: Here's a conspiracy theory:

I'm the only "real" person. Every person I saw, and every person I will ever see is just an illusion. You're all just playing tricks on me, I'm the only one who can see from a first person point of view. Everyone on this site is just a sophisticated bot. Every movie that will come out is already done, it just comes out on a certain date to give me the illusion that it's not really completed.

9/11 was an illusion just to trick me into thinking that stuff can happen, when it's not real. In fact, I'm talking to bots and none of you are real.

An even better one: this post was written by a bot to make us think it wasn't....and so on.

Not to tell bad ones, but I think this one is still the best theory.

9/11=Serious business.
Jews=Serious business.
Therefore, Jews=9/11.

[raggy704]

At 5/15/08 08:30 PM, Professor-D-Weed wrote:

At 5/15/08 08:11 PM, beetz72 wrote: So what can you tell me bout the World trade Center's ability too withstand that plane

Well, it supposedly was able to, but as technology advanced and planes got bigger and bigger, well, just look at the size of a Boeing 747 jumbo jet.... That was a sad day but we gotta find the real truth on what happened.

it wasn't the fact of the plane, it withstood the crash. the heat and fire was what brought it down.

i think satan is the cause of it. satan's always blamed, why stop now? let's join the christians and their satan blaming

[Idiot-Finder]

I like the Mentos theory better.

[Grammer]

I think a bunch of pissed off muslims hijacked some planes and killed some people

[beetz72]

At 5/15/08 11:00 PM, Grammer wrote: I think a bunch of pissed off muslims hijacked some planes and killed some people

My girlffriend is Muslim and she would say those are the bad Muslims or they we're Hindus in disguise.

[Elfer]

WTC 7 was BUILT upwards, but FELL downwards?

I don't think so. This is impossible according to science.

[morefngdbs]

The big oil/weapons Interests, used their influence with the Gov. to set up a terrorist attack inside the U.S.
They used their connections in Pakistan , to get some extremist muslims (& dupped them into flying the planes) For the Gov. could then use this supposed attack to push through laws & amendments that would take away many "Freedoms", Americans would normally have fought to preserve (ie; the Homeland Security/Police State) It also gave the Gov. the ability to 'declare war' & spend Trillions of dollars ,making the weapons people really happy, They turn the oil of a country over to their big Oil interests who are getting it for almost free , making them even happier (esp. now that the price is being artificially raised every day)

So how's that for a conspiracy theory?

[In-Out]

it's obviously a governmet set up..
jeez

[zoolrules]

I have a theory that a group of Muslims kidnapped a plane and crushed it into the world trade center, the reason is - well they are Muslims isn't it enough?

[simple-but-sandy]

At 5/15/08 08:03 PM, beetz72 wrote: Hey guys I want to hear all the 9/11 theories you got.

FILL THIS THREAD WITH YOUR CONSPIRACIES!!!!

The fuggin Duke of fuggin Edinburgh hijacked the planes. Nothing to do with al-Qaeda he jsut wanted to draw attention away from the Diana accident

[Idiot-Finder]

It;s obviously caused by conspiracy theorists who would then blame it on the government so they can get the attention they've craved for so long.

[hippl5]

At 5/15/08 09:03 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: An even better one: this post was written by a bot to make us think it wasn't....and so on.

This is exactly how you bots play mind games with me.

[ThePretenders]

4000 Jews left the WTC that day apparently for a 'holiday'. It is logical that the Jews perpetrated 9/11.

[Saturn500]

I believe it was perpetrated by The Great Flying Duck of Sparta. He was born as a regular duck, but then a member of Al-Qaeda saved him from Barney, who was trying to shove the duck up his rear end. The duck learned everything he knows from the terrorists (i.e. "KILL THE NON-MUSLIMS IN THE NAME OF ALLAH!") and, one day, he was given an assignment to blow up the WTC. He then used psychic powers to control the planes and crash them. The "hijackers" were dummies, by the way. However, there's more! Osama Bin-Laden is a duck as well! It's up to us to expose the truth.

[Saturn500]

Oh, and he did that with the Pentagon, as well.

[zoolrules]

At 5/16/08 03:10 PM, ThePretenders wrote: 4000 Jews left the WTC that day apparently for a 'holiday'. It is logical that the Jews perpetrated 9/11.

Maybe there was really a Jewish holyday at that day, and Muslims intentionally did it in that day? (In case what you said is true).

You really remind me that book "The protocols of the elders of Zion" Which today is proved that is a complete lie, but still caused murder of millions of Jews, including the holocaust.
you think that Jews got secret meetings in the night on how to conquer the world?

[SolInvictus]

At 5/16/08 09:15 AM, Elfer wrote: WTC 7 was BUILT upwards, but FELL downwards?

I don't think so. This is impossible according to science.

i no, like wtfz? y didnt they towers fal ovre like trees i meen that like wood make teh more sense.

laser dustification for the win.
side note; if you want to see some fun manipulation of information watch how loose change times the collapse of one of the towers. note the late start and early stop of the timer as well as the fact that the time they recorded is over 10% longer than freefall, more than enough to account for resistance.

[RadioactiveRabbit]

This could use some work, but I'm too lazy:

I've got a crazy one. It involves Bill Clinton, some man who is obviously a CIA-created clone named Osama Bin Laden (my explanation being low-quality video, obviously) and a bunch of nutcases following a totally peaceful and beautiful religion that calls for the death, segregation, and submission of all non-Muslims decided to launch thousands of terrorist attacks to this day (one in particular created the premise for the movie "Soul Plane")

So this fanatically devoted Saudi billionaire came to Afghanistan in the late 80s to about 2001 founded and funded the base of what is now known as some super duper wacky organization known as Al Qaeda (WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY A BOGEYMAN THAT TEH MANZ MADE TO KEEP YOU IN ORDAH BE A REBEL ZOMG NEW WORLD ORDAH!11!one) because of the power vacuum left wide open as the US did not focus on reconstruction for the government of Afghanistan as Russia withdrew in 1991 after 10 years of occupation.

Civil war caused the Muhajideen resistance force to collapse and the rise of the Taliban who just so happened to also be religious fanatics and honestly believed they'd get some hawt 73-person orgy action in their paradise filled with alchohol, grapes, large-eyed sexy women, and young boys.

In 1991, some of these socially backward nuts who totally preferred living in the 6th century decided that they could take on the world and establish a pure Islamic society by first expelling the Israelis from the middle east and work on weakening the first world mainly by targeting economic centers by (*COUGH World TRADE Center*COUGH*first starting to destabilize the 1st world through these attacks that terrorized and killed thousands of innocents and (hence the fucking name TERRORISTS)

Well, as I know it doesn't really matter and won't change that many peoples minds; to put it simply, it's crazy Muslims trying to fuck up the world.

Sure, there are issues that might contribute to it, but in the end, the reason why the terrorists are so fanatical is their religion.

So far, they've got a pretty good track record of 11,085 reported deadly attacks on this fine May 16, 2008 since September 11, 2001.

*COUGH* Sura (9:29) - "Fight those who believe not in Allah nor the Last Day, nor hold that forbidden which hath been forbidden by Allah and His Messenger, nor acknowledge the religion of Truth, (even if they are) of the People of the Book, until they pay the Jizya with willing submission, and feel themselves subdued." *COUGH*

Well, in 1991 they phailed by not doing much except for blowing up a parking garage on a floor of WTC and killing a few people by utilizing a van full of TNT (among other terror attacks which many people don't even remember, such as various embassy bombings, USS Cole, etc.) and the Western civilizations really ignored this for the most part, other than the occasional peep about Israel and t3h gen0rsidez with the poor Palestinians:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_B1H-1op ys

Well, long ass story very fucking short, we're in a global war right now. One with 50 wars being raged strictly in the name of Islam. A whopping total of 2 countries have been invaded since 9/11. Before that? Well, if you count the humanitarian aid to the starving Somolians as an "invasion", that's three total invaded by the United States.

So in the end, this global Jihad? it's all about Iraq and...

India and Sudan and Algeria and Afghanistan and New York and Pakistan and Israel and Russia and Chechnya and the Philippines and Indonesia and Nigeria and England and Thailand and Spain and Egypt and Bangladesh and Saudi Arabia and Ingushetia and Dagestan and Turkey and Kabardino-Balkaria and Morocco and Yemen and Lebanon and France and Uzbekistan and Gaza and Tunisia and Kosovo and Bosnia and Mauritania and Kenya and Eritrea and Syria and Somalia and California and Argentina and Kuwait and Virginia and Ethiopia and Iran and Jordan and United Arab Emirates and Louisiana and Texas and Tanzania and Germany and Australia and Pennsylvania and Belgium and Denmark and East Timor and Qatar and Maryland and Tajikistan and the Netherlands and Scotland and Chad and Canada and China and Nepal and the Maldives and...and pretty much wherever Muslims believe their religion tells them to:

"Fight those who do not believe in Allah, ... nor followthe religion of truth... until they pay the tax in acknowledg-ment of superiority and they are in a state of subjection." Qur'an, Sura 9:29