I win with the hottest girl ever

[TightRope]

So for the longest time, until about a month ago, I have had a slight complex that made it hard for me to talk to girls that stemmed from middle school where I was just some white kid "who never get no girl like me psssh!". Within a months time though I have done myself well by contracting and spreading mono to numerous hookups, it's a big change. Now most of these girls looked "fye a hell nukka" but not really JAW DROPPINGLY HAWT! Some were cute, some were good looking, but none were show stoppers.

For about a month though, one of my friends said that all you have to do to get a girl is tell her how much you think of her, blah blah blah! So I told one of my friends that from now on, I would say anything to any girl, no matter how hot she is, no matter how little of a chance I stand with her, and from 9:00 PM last night until right now, I have been talking to THE HOTTEST GIRL IN GEORGIA, and she wants to date me. Yes, I went ahead and instead of doing what my friend suggested, I didn't work my way up the hot woman food chain, instead I just hit on the hottest girl in the entire state and won. Seeing as girls only have mean intentions for any guy theyre with and only plan to screw them over, I have decided that this dumb ass, borderline retarded idiot of a girl is just going to be my "show girl" so that I can pwn all my friends when they bring their semi good looking girls into my car and then brag about them, and of course when a girl that looks just as good as this one, but with a brain, I will say goodbye to this fat booty, blonde haired blue eyed slut and go out with the new girl.

If you want pics, give me a week and oh yes, you will have pics, so be patient NG.

[Zergzealot]

pics or GTFO.

[BFK]

pics or you are lying

[HorseSperm]

At 5/15/08 07:33 PM, Zergzealot wrote: pics or GTFO.

Like he said

[ChillyCheese]

At 5/15/08 07:32 PM, TightRope wrote: If you want pics, give me a week and oh yes, you will have pics, so be patient NG.

Please excuse him while he searches google images.

[Kidlazarus]

At 5/15/08 07:33 PM, Zergzealot wrote: pics or GTFO.

Keep your pants on. He said in one week.

[reviewer2]

The prettiest girl in Georgia.

[LiL-ReEpEr-SnIpEr]

i didnt even read that because i saw no pictures or links to pictures...

PICS OR GTFO

[Azutom]

Lmao.
Listen to all of these jealous users.
Guys, just because you don't have an attractive girlfriend, or a girlfriend at all, he doesn't either, right?
You are superior, guys, so this can't be true.

Fucking losers. =D

[PennyPigtails]

There are hot people in Georgia?

Intresting.

[Purpin]

At 5/15/08 07:39 PM, PennyPigtails wrote: There are hot people in Georgia?

Intresting.

Hey look at me, I don't know anything about a place, but I'm going to make a comment on it anyways.

[SolidShrimp]

I suspect that this kid likes men. And he obviously has never taken a fiction writing class, which is why the story is so shitty. The hottest girl in Georgia? As determined by who, your prebubescant cock? She's probably some fat chick with huge tits, but only becuase she's fat. And her ass probably droops to the floor. LOL, watch him upload pics of some random super model.

[Truth]

Congratulations! You won!

[Truth]

You were right, she really is the hottest girl in Georgia!

[BFK]

At 5/15/08 07:53 PM, Truth wrote: You were right, she really is the hottest girl in Georgia!

are those supposed to be boobs

[skykid10]

At 5/15/08 07:33 PM, BigFuzzyKitten wrote: pics or you are lying

What the cat said.

[flamingninja777]

At 5/15/08 07:32 PM, TightRope wrote:

If you want pics, give me a week and oh yes, you will have pics, so be patient NG.

uhh Thread will be dead in about a day...

[pwnasuarusrex4real1]

He doesn't know it yet but they are probably cousins.