Dude, what has happened to big brothers over the years. Those guys were pussies. I figure the guy holding the camera and laughing in the kids face was his older brother. I wish my old brother was that nice to me when I was a kid.
No, my brother didn't tease me like that. When it came to my brother giving me crap, he didn't fuck around. Once he had me follow him into the basement, it was pitch black. I kept asking where he was, and I had to follow his voice. He was like, "Just keep coming, I have to show you something, come on, we're almost there." I start becoming a little hesitant and scared, everything was so dark. Suddenly this asshole jumps right up in my face, wearing his glowing Jason mask, saying he was going to kill me. Now, you'd think that would be bad enough. Pitch black, glowing Jason mask, murder threat. Fuck no, it wasn't enough. He turned on a hedge cutter to imitate a chainsaw, which at the time I completely assumed was a chainsaw. He starts screaming like a crazy person, holding a hedge cutter and telling me I am going to die. I turn around and run like hell, crying to mommy.
Now that shit is hardcore. Laughing in your brothers face while he plays a video game to try and make him feel bad... That's lame.
I've been refurbished and reissued, prepackaged and precooked, decontaminated and deloused, but I still smell, sound, look and feel like shit.
