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Forum Topic: I Jerked Off To Shemale Porn.

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Burnzoid

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Posted at: 5/15/08 11:39 AM

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Ok, now before I start I would like to point out that I am a sex connoisseur, and am always on the lookout for new things to become acquainted with in the sexual lifestyle.

So last night for my evening wank, I decided I would like to try something new. I came across a Shemale complication on Megarotic, and being the curious guy that I am, clicked on the video.

Now, there is something about the physique of a female but with a penis I find very arousing, I don't know what it is, and I can assure you I'm not gay or bi. Most of the Vagina's I have come across have been disgusting, and there have only been a few I have really enjoyed going down on or fucking. A penis on a "girl" on the other hand, is much more suitable for my tastes.

I don't really think of shemale's as guys who have had hormone treatment, I actually just think of them as girls with dicks. As long as they don't have deep male voices, or their faces don't look like a males face, then it's all fine.

So basically I had one of the most erotic wanks of my life by watching some shemale porn, and God I am going to do it again.

And yes, I would fuck a good looking shemale in a second.

TL;DR I like Shemale porn.
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StickyWicky

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Posted at: 5/15/08 11:40 AM

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Good for you (:

Let's all be original, just like everyone else!

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Catoblepas

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Posted at: 5/15/08 11:41 AM

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That's great now you pobably want a medal.

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LOLZILLA

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Posted at: 5/15/08 11:41 AM

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That's lovely. What shall you be masturbating to tonight then?


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aprime

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Posted at: 5/15/08 11:42 AM

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Reed

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Posted at: 5/15/08 11:43 AM

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At 5/15/08 11:39 AM, Burnzoid wrote: And yes, I would fuck a good looking shemale in a second.

wanna fuc babe :-*

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BlueFlameSkulls

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Posted at: 5/15/08 11:43 AM

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At 5/15/08 11:39 AM, Burnzoid wrote: Ok, now before I start I would like to point out that I am a sex connoisseur

Is there any point?

We know how many sex threads you make. But a plate?

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Burnzoid

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Posted at: 5/15/08 11:44 AM

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At 5/15/08 11:41 AM, LOLZILLA wrote: That's lovely. What shall you be masturbating to tonight then?

Don't know, probably some Furry.

LOL NOT REALLY. I would never jerk off to that shit.

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At 5/15/08 11:41 AM, LOLZILLA wrote: That's lovely. What shall you be masturbating to tonight then?

Vietnamese goat porn.

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Burnzoid

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At 5/15/08 11:43 AM, Reed wrote:
At 5/15/08 11:39 AM, Burnzoid wrote: And yes, I would fuck a good looking shemale in a second.
wanna fuc babe :-*

Picture?

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Reed

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At 5/15/08 11:45 AM, Burnzoid wrote:
At 5/15/08 11:43 AM, Reed wrote:
At 5/15/08 11:39 AM, Burnzoid wrote: And yes, I would fuck a good looking shemale in a second.
wanna fuc babe :-*
Picture?

umm not postin it here

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AlexTomkins

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Posted at: 5/15/08 11:52 AM

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it always annoys me when you find a site with hot girls on it then you scroll down and there's a trannie there


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Burnzoid

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At 5/15/08 11:52 AM, AlexTomkins wrote: it always annoys me when you find a site with hot girls on it then you scroll down and there's a trannie there

Click on it.

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AlexTomkins

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At 5/15/08 12:03 PM, Burnzoid wrote:
At 5/15/08 11:52 AM, AlexTomkins wrote: it always annoys me when you find a site with hot girls on it then you scroll down and there's a trannie there
Click on it.

Rather not, I just don't like looking at dicks really. They're so ugly.


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Sarai

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Posted at: 5/15/08 12:12 PM

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I daren't look for intimate pictures, but I am always surprised at how in glossy magazines when they do a feature on Thailand or Vietnam or somewhere they always manage to find a few of these 'women' who are often more beautiful (surgery, cosmetic and so forth) than real women.

Weird. They're not cute, but yes if you're into that they might be 'sexy'.

World is weird.

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Please read, leave constructive criticism, make a girl happy. Thanks :)

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Azutom

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Posted at: 5/15/08 12:13 PM

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I hope you're just joking.
If not, then there's something wrong with you.


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Burnzoid

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At 5/15/08 12:13 PM, Azutom wrote: I hope you're just joking.
If not, then there's something wrong with you.

Nothing wrong with it.

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DgsGaming

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Posted at: 5/15/08 12:39 PM

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At 5/15/08 11:39 AM, Burnzoid wrote: So basically I had one of the most erotic wanks of my life by watching some shemale porn, and God I am going to do it again.
And yes, I would fuck a good looking shemale in a second.

Good for you for embracing your homosexual side.


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I find them to be creeeeepy.

"He's got 3 testicles,and he loves to...Do shit?"

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Azutom

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At 5/15/08 12:38 PM, Burnzoid wrote:
At 5/15/08 12:13 PM, Azutom wrote: I hope you're just joking.
If not, then there's something wrong with you.
Nothing wrong with it.

Fapping to shemale porn?
Any straight man would disagree with you. -_-


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Burnzoid

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Posted at: 5/15/08 12:57 PM

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At 5/15/08 12:41 PM, Azutom wrote:
At 5/15/08 12:38 PM, Burnzoid wrote:
At 5/15/08 12:13 PM, Azutom wrote: I hope you're just joking.
If not, then there's something wrong with you.
Nothing wrong with it.
Fapping to shemale porn?
Any straight man would disagree with you. -_-

I'm straight.

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Cheapimmitation

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Posted at: 5/15/08 01:00 PM

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As a FEmale, I'm totzordz the offendzordz. javascript:MakeSmileySelection(4);

It ain't easy being white, It ain't easy being brown
So much pressure to be bright, I got kids all over town


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ghostface619

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Posted at: 5/15/08 01:00 PM

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what? no bible black reference?

Hentai = approved
Lolihentai? = ..o...m...g.....


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Cheapimmitation

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Posted at: 5/15/08 01:02 PM

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At 5/15/08 01:00 PM, Cheapimmitation wrote: As a FEmale, I'm totzordz the offendzordz. javascript:MakeSmileySelection(4);

WHY WON'T YOU LET ME LIVE JAVA?!?!2

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So much pressure to be bright, I got kids all over town


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Azutom

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Posted at: 5/15/08 01:03 PM

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At 5/15/08 12:57 PM, Burnzoid wrote:
I'm straight.

Shemales are MEN.
I'd say you're Bi. o.O


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Marxu

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Posted at: 5/15/08 01:11 PM

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Chicks with dicks are twice the fun indeed.


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Burnzoid

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Posted at: 5/15/08 01:39 PM

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At 5/15/08 01:03 PM, Azutom wrote:
At 5/15/08 12:57 PM, Burnzoid wrote:
I'm straight.
Shemales are MEN.
I'd say you're Bi. o.O

Nope.

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Mind-Edge

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Posted at: 5/15/08 01:52 PM

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I've done this too, but I didn't find it that great. Twas' good though.


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Colombiana

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Posted at: 5/15/08 01:54 PM

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Only 5$ in Thailand


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Azutom

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At 5/15/08 01:39 PM, Burnzoid wrote:
At 5/15/08 01:03 PM, Azutom wrote:
At 5/15/08 12:57 PM, Burnzoid wrote:
I'm straight.
Shemales are MEN.
I'd say you're Bi. o.O
Nope.

lolwut.
You said you'd bang an attractive shemale if you had the chance. O.o
That sounds pretty gay/bi to me.


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