Tom and Wade... Brothers?

[Death-Affiliate]

I was thinking... Tom and Wade don't really look alike...

Is this just me? They don't even have the same shade of hair. Or facial build, which is two of the most common traits in relatives...

Maybe it's Wade's goatee... I'm not sure.

What I do know, however, is that they are the candy kings...

[SuperFlonic]

Tom was adopted to make up for Wade.

Seriously, Wade, don't ban me :'( I love you.

[Timmy]

At 5/15/08 02:05 AM, SuperFlonic wrote: Tom was adopted to make up for Wade.

Seriously, Wade, don't ban me :'( I love you.

Wade doesn't 'ban' people - he goes straight for the 'delete'.

[gr33k-prty-b0y]

wade hair has always disturbed me. Dunno, well in tom's biography page thingy it said he hit his head on a wall and got a large dent. Maybe it disfigured his face and Wades head? Maybe His head was squished. but you're right they don't look alike.

[SuperFlonic]

At 5/15/08 02:06 AM, Timmy wrote:

At 5/15/08 02:05 AM, SuperFlonic wrote: Tom was adopted to make up for Wade.

Seriously, Wade, don't ban me :'( I love you.

Wade doesn't 'ban' people - he goes straight for the 'delete'.

Well, I DIDN'T ASK TO NOT BE DELETED, RIGHT?

Teh noes!

[bigjuicy]

At 5/15/08 02:06 AM, Timmy wrote:

At 5/15/08 02:05 AM, SuperFlonic wrote: Tom was adopted to make up for Wade.

Seriously, Wade, don't ban me :'( I love you.

Wade doesn't 'ban' people - he goes straight for the 'delete'.

Unless you join his nazi club or something, go to Canas's userpage for the full story.

[Death-Affiliate]

At 5/15/08 02:08 AM, gr33k-prty-b0y wrote: wade hair has always disturbed me. Dunno, well in tom's biography page thingy it said he hit his head on a wall and got a large dent. Maybe it disfigured his face and Wades head? Maybe His head was squished. but you're right they don't look alike.

Maybe wade is an ALIEN!!!!!

Or not. Who knows?

[JackPhantasm]

That's because wade's head was so big in order to fit out of mommy fulp they had to bend his head to the shape you see now.

[Death-Affiliate]

At 5/15/08 02:25 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: That's because wade's head was so big in order to fit out of mommy fulp they had to bend his head to the shape you see now.

That is so completely true... I now understand.

[AlexTomkins]

Maybe wade is an ALIEN!!!!!

Or not. Who knows?

i think it was. newgrounds is obviously a front for an alien invasion.

[Death-Affiliate]

At 5/15/08 02:41 AM, AlexTomkins wrote:

Maybe wade is an ALIEN!!!!!

Or not. Who knows?

i think it was. newgrounds is obviously a front for an alien invasion.

The mothership is shaped like a penicorn.

[JackPhantasm]

Alien Hominid, the weird dick fetishes.

OH MY GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

[Death-Affiliate]

At 5/15/08 02:48 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: Alien Hominid, the weird dick fetishes.

OH MY GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

It's alright.... I'll hold you baby...

Just stand between me and the alien NG admins.

[mansellscore]

At 5/15/08 02:52 AM, Death-Affiliate wrote:

At 5/15/08 02:48 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: Alien Hominid, the weird dick fetishes.

OH MY GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

It's alright.... I'll hold you baby...

Just stand between me and the alien NG admins.

If its true is OBVOUSLY Wade's idea.

[AwesomeRific]

Maybe ones closer to the mom and the other to the dad.

[Death-Affiliate]

At 5/15/08 02:57 AM, AwesomeRific wrote: Maybe ones closer to the mom and the other to the dad.

Nope... They're aliens...

[flashplayer5]

At 5/15/08 02:52 AM, Death-Affiliate wrote:

At 5/15/08 02:48 AM, JackPhantasm wrote:

Just stand between me and the alien NG admins.

So...ALL the admins are...ALIENS??? EVEN LILJIM?!?!??!

NOOOOOOOOOO, JIMMY, HOW COULD YOU!?!?!?!?

[Grubby]

They share an obvious trait.

They're both good-lookin'

[Death-Affiliate]

At 5/15/08 02:59 AM, Grubby wrote: They share an obvious trait.

They're both good-lookin'

That's all part of their devious plan.

[Darkside7000]

Tom is actually quite sexy. Wade, not so much.

[Gergaloth]

Wade took after the father, Tom took after the mother, visa versa.

[WilliWowza]

Well Tom is the most popular, but Wade can jump higher and slides on the floor, the crazy fruit.

[Gergaloth]

At 5/15/08 05:27 AM, WilliWowza wrote: Well Tom is the most popular, but Wade can jump higher and slides on the floor, the crazy fruit.

I see what you did thar.

and it made me lol!

[Catoblepas]

At 5/15/08 02:57 AM, AwesomeRific wrote: Maybe ones closer to the mom and the other to the dad.

So WADE'S ACTUALLY TOM'S FATHER?

And April's his sister what.

[Racoonmario]

At 5/15/08 05:27 AM, WilliWowza wrote: Well Tom is the most popular, but Wade can jump higher and slides on the floor, the crazy fruit.

I gave them sexy mustaches as well.

[Hokey-Mokey]

Wade lost all of his cadny, which is why he grew his goatee, to compensate.

Tom use to look exactly like Wade, but when he found out there was ANOTHER Tom who had ANOTHER popular website called MySpace, he got depressed, gained 120 pounds, then lost it all in a horrific combination of bolemea and alcoholism.
His face just never was the same.

And then the Wish Dragon helped the little boy scare the bullies that picked on him at school. Years later the little boy was a multi-millionaire in the oil business. The bullies, however, were addicted to prescription drugs and on welfare, crying themselves to sleep every night in fear of the Wish Dragon coming to eat them.

Now you know!

[darknessthehedgehog]

At 5/15/08 02:03 AM, Death-Affiliate wrote: I was thinking... Tom and Wade don't really look alike...

actually take the beard off and they look alike!

[risbolla]

All siblings looks completely alike, not only identical twins.

[LegendaryAwesome]

Wade is a cyborg....

[Alfie]

At 5/15/08 02:46 AM, Death-Affiliate wrote: The mothership is shaped like a penicorn.

And the portal watch is the first legion.
We are all mindless to Newgrounds.