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General-Ivan

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Posted at: 5/15/08 12:14 AM

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What do you do in GTAIV when your bored?

I like to stalk people in Grand Theft Auto 4.

Follow them everywhere they go. They get in a cab or car, I'll follow behind them slowly at pace equal to theirs, always 2 cars length behind them. They get a hot dog, I get a hot dog, etc.

While doing this one day I came across a couple. A dark haired man with medium length hair, and this girl who had gorgeous long blond hair.

I followed this couple for miles, from Alderney City to the bright neon lights of Star Junction, they were seemingly happy, joyful, in love with one another. The man cared for his girlfriend, and the girlfriend cared for her boyfriend.

They ate happily together, eating hot dogs, taking in the city. Always staring into each others eyes with deep glee and happiness. I had never seen so much love between two people. I cared for these two as much as they cared for each other. I would do as much as I can to make sure nothing would ever happen too them. After going ahead of them a bit and beating up hobos, walking in traffic ahead of them to make sure if a car were to come I would take it for them, and any other nuisance there could be.

Then it happened. After watching them stare at a giant ad in the Star Juction I realized something. I am alone. No one. Michelle was long gone for something I do not wish to bring up. Kiki dumped me when she found out I had been having intercourse with hookers then bash their heads in with a baseball bat to gain my money back. Carmen never called me again after our first date, mostly due to me pushing her down a set of subway stairs, then stopping her head into the steps. I never tried any other woman due to me thinking it was pointless at this point. I began to feel sad.

I thought to myself, "Why can that man not be me?" "Is he any better than me?" "Why wouldn't she think of dating me? Get some coffee, even at least TALK TOO ME?" I wanted her. I wanted this mysterious blond with the looks of an angel, and the laugh of a child. I wanted to be that man, I wanted to have what he had, to know that joy of having somebody care for your own well being. I was jealous of the man. I wanted that I could not have, that I desired for so much. The longer I watched them, the longer I wanted to become him, at any cost. I then felt remorse. Saddened of what I had become, a lonesome man stalking random pedestrians. But when the thought of this man touching her, kissing her, loving her... the thought of remorse was thrown to the back of my head as if I had never thought it.

I set forth a plan. I will kill him. Take up my new identity as him. And me and the blond will live happily together forever.

John and Sara(This is the name I have given them) hail for a taxi and enter one. This was my chance. My moment of truth was here, I could set forth and become what I craved and desired to be. I got in front of the taxi that the couple was in. I pulled the driver out of the cab and killed him in cold blood. The man stepped out, he was ready to kill me. He lusted for blood, the blood of me. I know what I had to do. I empty my shotgun in his face, the man formerly known as John is dead. He is no more, this chapter of his life has ended and mine starts. I am now who I always wanted too be. I steal the taxi and drive away with his wife/girlfriend in the back.

I had never been so happy in my life! Then...

Screaming.

She screams.

She wants out.

She doesn't want me.

She fears me, hates me, loathes me. She feels everything towards me, but still does not love me.

How could this happen? Why does she not love me? Is there something wrong with me? What could I have done?

I'm thrown into a maelstrom of feelings, mostly guilt, and hatred towards my self. But most of all sadness. She doesn't want me, those words kept ringing in my head.

I knew what I had to do. I drive her whilst her screaming like a banshee. I reach my destination. The cliff next to Mikhail Faustin's house. If you've ever seen this part of the game there are rocks and old cars that seems from the '50s, and '60s at the bottom.

I rev my engine. She screams even louder. I drive faster, faster, and faster. Her death curling scream gets louder, louder, and louder.

We fly off the edge.

Everything is then silent for a mere second. This second feels like an eternity. I know what I am doing, I feel no regret. I am also for the first time in a long time; happy.

We both plummet to bottom and die instantaneously. They will never know who killed John, or the cab driver Shafeeq. They will never find the body of Sara or Niko Bellic. The ocean mixed with gasoline fueled fire will ruin any traces of either of our pasts or future.

I then revive at a hospital and steal a Blista Compact and go bowling with Roman.


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eric224

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Posted at: 5/15/08 12:20 AM

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Lol nice dude, really deep

The ending is hilarious

That actually sounds like a fun idea, but maybe I'll just skip like 99% of those details, and I'll just kill the dude for fun


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slimt2100

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Posted at: 5/15/08 12:31 AM

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At 5/15/08 12:14 AM, General-Ivan wrote: What do you do in GTAIV when your bored?

I like to get six stars with my friends, get them all in a bus that we shoot the tires off of, and head for the strip club. Once we realize there are no strippers and the place is flooded with cops, angered, we head to the airport to steal some of the choppers, then I drive the bus back to time square while eveyone takes positions on the roof tops, then I plow the the cops with the bus, picking up friends who came down for more ammo, while my friends are on the roofs wreaking havoc. When we are satisfied, we go get our patented sand buggies and do random shit. idk, we do a lot of different things when we're bored in that game.


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cavemanD

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Posted at: 5/15/08 02:31 AM

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When I get bored I usually stop playing it and start playing CoD 4 or DmC 4, you cant go wrong with those two games.


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At 5/15/08 12:14 AM, General-Ivan wrote: What do you do in GTAIV when your bored?

I turn it off and do something else

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WilliWowza

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At 5/15/08 02:31 AM, cavemanD wrote: When I get bored I usually stop playing it and start playing CoD 4 or DmC 4, you cant go wrong with those two games.

Yes you can, DMC4 is pathetically boring and monotonous and although COD4 is indeed a great game, you can't help but wish winning relied on something other than who has most grenades.

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Icer253

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Posted at: 5/15/08 06:18 AM

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Kill cops for the free ammunition and then go mindlessly killing pedestrians

SYWISY


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evil-clown-12

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At 5/15/08 06:18 AM, Icer253 wrote: Kill cops for the free ammunition and then go mindlessly killing pedestrians

Makes sense, it's all I did on the old games.

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BlueFlameSkulls

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Posted at: 5/15/08 06:46 PM

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If you wrote this yourself then just wow. I read all of it and it was very similar to the Morrowwind stalking story.

I laughed throughout, I even bookmarked this to read later on.

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Posted at: 5/15/08 07:39 PM

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lol go bowling nice ending but kinda creepy lol i just kill and jump off buildings lol

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At 5/15/08 05:42 AM, WilliWowza wrote:
Yes you can, DMC4 is pathetically boring and monotonous and although COD4 is indeed a great game, you can't help but wish winning relied on something other than who has most grenades.

Or who can glitch to a camping position before you, or who gets to a camping position in front of the bomb, before you, or the luck of where the HQ spawns, and who's camping it before you.


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Chiklay4

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Posted at: 5/15/08 07:51 PM

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You know what , I'm going to do the exact thing you did.

I'm going to stalk some people then kill them in the night.


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Go into party mode, steal a sports car, then drive on the sidewalks.

Or, take said sports car, go to airport, shoot out all the tires, drive really fast across the runway, and try to stop myself using the e-brake while doing a 360 degree spin.

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At 5/15/08 06:46 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: If you wrote this yourself then just wow. I read all of it and it was very similar to the Morrowwind stalking story.

I laughed throughout, I even bookmarked this to read later on.

He didn't. I saw this on /v/ yesterday.

unless he posted that thread himself, which I don't really think so.

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BobbaQ

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Posted at: 5/15/08 08:20 PM

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I go and buy a load of molotovs from Jacob and throw them at people...

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LTmatt

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Went from shitty video game erotica to shitty video game storytelling.


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Smyc

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Michelle is a bitch. When I went on a date with her I let her win 3 games of pool, what a nice guy I am. Then as I was driving her home I accidently hit a cop car. Escaping the scene I kill a cop and like 4 pedestrians. My car goes out of control and I run off a ramp and land accidently on the subway tracks. As we are going with 5-0 deep on our ass and trains rumbling on each sides, she says "I'm bored, can you just take me home now?"

BITCH.


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This is a sick post... Props for the creativity!.

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Posted at: 5/15/08 10:53 PM

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That story was incredible if you wrote it. Great ending.

If I get really absorbed in the game I like to role play little stories in my head. Like two days ago I was an insane jail escapist that took hostages inside of a hospital. It ended up with me suiciding after finally getting a six star wanted level and hundreds of kills.

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Posted at: 5/15/08 11:14 PM

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wow... that was amazing, i fell the same way about this girl im currently stalking in RL...
kidding.

the ending made me laugh for 10 minutes. =]


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This is probably the greatest thread made in a long, long time. Well done sir...well done indeed.


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Damn, I was laughing through most of the thread; something I haven't done in a long time. Well done Ivan.

Hacker? Goldencat? Marty Chang? A black guy? Just who IS 36Holla?

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