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Forum Topic: If You Were A Dragon

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JackPhantasm

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What would you breath out of your mouth.

Normally dragons can breath fire, or ice.

But let's open up the floor.

let's say specific dragon masters could produce anything from their bellies.

So, what would you spit out upon the land to terrorize the fragile man.

If You Were A Dragon

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Semen, of course.


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The first thing I would do is set every copy of the book Eragon on fire and kill Christopher Paulini for being a disgrace.

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Controlled electromagnetic pulses, screw you humanity!

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1: - I would have some wild dragon secks.
2: - I would be fine just being able to blow water..
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At 5/14/08 09:41 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: Normally dragons can breath fire, or ice.

They can breathe Ice too? This I did not know.

Well I'd breathe poison gas.


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I'd breathe Guitars.

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Smaller dragons that breath deadly gasses...
Which would be kind of easy to destroy the world, knowing that i can create an army of human sized fire breathing dragons just by coughing lots of times...

But if it werent that easy, it would be the shoop da whoop beam for me. No kidding. Just breathe everywhere and you can kill a lot of people.

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At 5/14/08 09:48 PM, Adio-Element wrote: I'd breathe Guitars.

That would be painful. But, I'd blow something along the lines of pure, refined LSD.

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I think I would blow exctoplasm. Only because people would be pissed if I made them all sticky.


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I'd breathe more dragons.

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At 5/14/08 09:54 PM, Yale wrote: I think I would blow exctoplasm. Only because people would be pissed if I made them all sticky.

Couldn't you just blow semen than?

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At 5/14/08 09:55 PM, Hellian00 wrote:
At 5/14/08 09:54 PM, Yale wrote: I think I would blow exctoplasm. Only because people would be pissed if I made them all sticky.
Couldn't you just blow semen than?

Ectoplasmic goo is far more sticky.

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At 5/14/08 09:56 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: Ectoplasmic goo is far more sticky.

But semen would be kinkier, and more pregnantmakinger.

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Nuclear wastes. Then I'd make my own mutant army and attack Madagascar.


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At 5/14/08 09:58 PM, Electric-Bla wrote:
At 5/14/08 09:56 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: Ectoplasmic goo is far more sticky.
But semen would be kinkier, and more pregnantmakinger.

Semen is the unanimous vote. We shall create an army of semen firing dragons.
How? Over time, through fornication..


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Hellian00

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At 5/14/08 09:58 PM, Electric-Bla wrote:
At 5/14/08 09:56 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: Ectoplasmic goo is far more sticky.
But semen would be kinkier, and more pregnantmakinger.

I'm not aware as to what that word means, but I'd rather be covered in ectoplasm than semen any day.

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i'd definitely breathe a lazer. that way, whenever someone pissed me off, i could just yell "I'MMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!!!" and they would be like "lolwut" and then i'd annihilate them with mah lazer.

shoop da whoop

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At 5/14/08 09:59 PM, flaws wrote: Semen is the unanimous vote. We shall create an army of semen firing dragons.
How? Over time, through fornication..

Over time? Hell, just burp into a few swimming pools one day and nine months later you've got a little army of winged hellions.

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Acid, like the first boss in Legend of Zelda

Fire breath is overrated...

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At 5/14/08 09:59 PM, flaws wrote:
At 5/14/08 09:58 PM, Electric-Bla wrote:
At 5/14/08 09:56 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: Ectoplasmic goo is far more sticky.
But semen would be kinkier, and more pregnantmakinger.
Semen is the unanimous vote. We shall create an army of semen firing dragons.
How? Over time, through fornication..

Yeah but just think of the child support! I'll Need a whole other dragon that spits money out just to cover the monthly dues.


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JackPhantasm

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At 5/14/08 09:59 PM, FBIpolux wrote: Nuclear wastes. Then I'd make my own mutant army and attack Madagascar.

But, why madagascar?! What's there lol.

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I would breathe viruses.

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fire arrows, ice, fire, posion, and any other element.

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