What would you do in this situation

[PinballWizard976]

Ok, here's a situation I made up. You live on an island that is (roughly) 25 miles long, and 25 miles wide. The only way to get back to the main land is by a single boat that takes 48 hours to get there, and 48 hours to get back. The boat just left, so it'll take 96 hours before it gets back. But anyways, there is a parade that takes place every year. Almost all of the city attends this parade. About 95% of the population. You decided not to go this year, and you are in your apartment, 3 miles away. During this parade, a terrorist organization set off a bomb, killing everyone in a 2 mile radius. During the aftermath, you go down to the lobby and notice that only 12 people survived in your apartment complex.
There are:
* A mother and her two kids (ages 15 and 17)
* An ex-marine
* Your neighbor, who you've grown to like a lot and is one of your good friends
* A Jamaican dude, who's stoned out of his mind.
* A man and a women who are married
* A priest
* An elderly women
* A police officer
* A heroin addict

You look out the window and notice that there are terrorists roaming the streets. You also notice that they are unloading animals (tigers, bears, lions, etc.) from a van. These animals are trained to hunt and kill any person that does not have a specific jacket on. Only the terrorists are wearing this type of jacket. You search your apartment lobby and discover a pistol underneath the counter. To the left of your apartment building is a restaurant. This restaurant has been know to showcase the following items:
* A sword from WWII
* A rifle used in the first gulf war.
* Two knives
* A twelve gauge shotgun along with 30 rounds

To the right of your building is a home depot, filled with all sorts of supplies (plywood, tools, etc). You can travel to any of these three buildings since there is a door, then an alleyway, and then another door into the other building. You have access to a cell-phone, but the power has gone out.

What would you do?

[Lucozadedude]

Put on my robe and wizard hat?

[FacebookFred]

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[CopperChaos]

You have a helluva of imagination.

I would try to kill some terrorists to steal their jackets, and then try to survive until the boat arrives.

[TheHardcoreDave]

I would probably rape every single one of them.

[Alex-Cortes]

Use my shotgun to kill/scare the terrorist and the animals by going out in the open.

[Dauntasa]

I'd grab the shotgun, rifle, sword, and pistol and go looting, maybe kill a couple terrorists, but mainly looting.

[molton44]

id bang the mom while smoking with the jamiacan, then throw the cop out the topwindow so he can fight the terrorist and zoo animals

[PinballWizard976]

Keep in mind there are more than just "a few" terrorists guys. There are snipers, riflemen, people roaming in cars, they're everywhere. Also, it'll be highly unlikely that you can fight off 20 beasts that are trained to rip your throat out.

And nobody's said what they'd do with the other people yet! ;)

[molton44]

At 5/14/08 07:16 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: Keep in mind there are more than just "a few" terrorists guys. There are snipers, riflemen, people roaming in cars, they're everywhere. Also, it'll be highly unlikely that you can fight off 20 beasts that are trained to rip your throat out.

And nobody's said what they'd do with the other people yet! ;)

i still dont care i wouldnt be fighting them, id throw the cop out there then what ever happens to him happens

[PinballWizard976]

At 5/14/08 07:16 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: Also, it'll be highly unlikely that you can fight off 20 beasts that are trained to rip your throat out.

Gah, there are more than 20. There's just 20 beasts around your apartment. Oh, and I almost forgot. The sea is about 10 miles away.

[RacistBassist]

Wait for National Guard to show up and clean house

[Alex-Cortes]

At 5/14/08 07:11 PM, Alex-Cortes wrote: Use my shotgun to kill/scare the terrorist and the animals by going out in the open.

Oh one more thing...

Give the rifle to someone with the most experiance.( If no one has it give it to someone that could control it well) hes going to be the sniper.

Sneak up upon a terrorist with the knives and steal his jacket.

When I give out the signal, the sniper will take out one terrorist member.

When this happens, I lead the rest of the group on the opposite direction of the sniper.

When we are from a certian distance he will try to get away but being careful not to accidently reveal our location.

If nobody finds us, we would hide in a cave for the next boat to get here.

[tekcos]

I'd get high on heroin with the addict.

[killslasher]

ouch...13 against hundreds... now that is one fucking hard situation.
Id probably arm the 2 kids with the guns,and police officers are already armed...
And knives to whoever is left after i take one.

Actually, that situation is pretty impossible though...
-if you shoot an animal, thats just a stupid idea.
-if you shoot a guy, im pretty sure they tamed the animals to be smart enough to notice.
-if you jump out the window, theyll go angry german kid on you.
-if you try and sneak away,i doubt you can with 20 beasts in a room with some men!
-if you go angry german kid first, you'll die anyway.

[Fawktt]

HIde out and at night silently kill the Terrorist Fucks and give the weapons to the Ex marine and maybe the cop maybe but i doutb id let a cop have a weapon.

[PinballWizard976]

Remember guys... you don't HAVE to go anywhere.

God dammit, I may have just given away the solution. :(

[The-Eagle]

I'd masturbate and call an airstrike with my dick (my dick can do that.).
Then i'd run around naked, climb a tree and taste the rainbow.

[flashplayer5]

PRIORITY 1: GET A JACKET.

Wait for a terrorist to come within a reasonable distance and have our marine grab him and give him to the police officer to take into custody (handcuff him to something and gag him).

Have the person who fits the jacket best go out and get the weapons from the resteraunt.

PRIORITY 2: RATION WEAPONS.
Me- Pistol.
Mother- nothing
Kid 1- Knife
Kid 2- nothing
Marine- Gulf War rifle/ knife in certain situations.
Neighbour- WWII Sword (bayonet?)
Jamaican- nothing
Married man- Knife/ nothing when the marine needs it
Married woman- nothing
Priest- nothing
Old woman- nothing
Police Officer- Shotgun and ammo.
Heroin addict- nothing.

PRIORITY 3: BARRICADE.

Have our jacket-fitting-person go over to the home depot and get some wood, metal, nails, welding stuff, and tools...and maybe a nailgun for an extra weapon.

Have every survivor go to their apartments, clear out ALL the food and drink from them and bring them to a designated undamaged apartment.

If we have enough to last us two weeks and the gas works for cooking, we're fine. if there isn't enough then have the jacket-person go to the resteraunt and get food, preferrably stuff that's
- canned
- ready to eat hot or cold
- nutritious
- healthy to a certain extent.

Anyway, once we have food and drink, we lock the door and windows, put the wood and metal over them, and every peice of furniture to the wall facing the corridor (to stop terrorist bullets and provide cover).

Obviously we brought the weapons as well.

PRIORITY 4: GTFO

Call anyone that's not on the island for help, eg the police or a friend who can tell the police. Tell them our number and needs, give them intel on the animals/jackets situation so they can come prepared.

And wait for the S.W.A.T teams to arrive.

[PinballWizard976]

At 5/14/08 07:42 PM, flashplayer5 wrote: Lots and lots of stuff

Oh, awesome job man. I think you've pretty much solved it. There are other ways you can get off the island, but that was the idea I originally thought of.

Also, you were allowed to go to the home depot and the restaurant without the jacket ;)

[jewdudewtf]

I would throw the not working cell phone and throw it to one side of the building, thus distracting the animals and terrorist. Then, I would ask everyone to run as fast as they could towards the boats. I know that I can outrun most of the other citizens, so as soon as we reach the boat, I start it and take off with the other people who have made it.

We would drive off to safety while the slowpokes would be left on the island, sacrificing their lives for the greater good of those who made it. I would later mourn the loss of those who weren't fast enough.

[RacistBassist]

At 5/14/08 07:28 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: Remember guys... you don't HAVE to go anywhere.

God dammit, I may have just given away the solution. :(

I already gave the solution, wait for military/national guard to show up and omgwtfhaxorzpwn the terrorists

[PinballWizard976]

At 5/14/08 07:47 PM, jewdudewtf wrote: I would throw the not working cell phone and throw it to one side of the building, thus distracting the animals and terrorist. Then, I would ask everyone to run as fast as they could towards the boats. I know that I can outrun most of the other citizens, so as soon as we reach the boat, I start it and take off with the other people who have made it.

We would drive off to safety while the slowpokes would be left on the island, sacrificing their lives for the greater good of those who made it. I would later mourn the loss of those who weren't fast enough.

Well, first off, the boat isn't coming back for another 4 days. And if word reaches about this to the main land, it probably isn't coming back at all. Oh, and your cell-phone works, but I meant the main power wasn't working.

[snake1152]

i would take the guns and a few knifes. then some how get one of the terrorists to come into the building and kill him with a knife or sword. discise myself as a terrorist and go from there if im not dead by then.

[AgentFiftyOne]

I would chop off everyones limbs (except mine) with the knife and then string them together with some crap from the home depot.

Then i would throw it way far where no one is and climb across. The eat the torsos of the bodies.

[jewdudewtf]

At 5/14/08 07:50 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: Well, first off, the boat isn't coming back for another 4 days. And if word reaches about this to the main land, it probably isn't coming back at all. Oh, and your cell-phone works, but I meant the main power wasn't working.

I should read more carefully. :/ That being said...

I would distribute the weapons as follows:
A sword from WWII - Neighbor
A rifle used in the first gulf war - Marine ( He might have used this weapon before)
Two knives - Kid 1 and Kid 2
A twelve gauge shotgun along with 30 rounds - Me
Hopefullly the cop is one duty and has his gun on him.

Step 1: Put the Granny, Heroin Addict, Jamaican, Priest, and Mother all in one apartment, as they would probably get in the way of us trying to defend the entrance.

Step 2: Each person would take a post somewhere in the main lobby.
The kids with knives would be placed on either sides of the door, so they could slash at anyone just entering.
The ex-marine would be positioned somewhere where he would have maximum coverage and a clean shot at most places in the room.
Me and the Cop would be placed at midpoints between the kids and marines, on opposite sides.

Step 3: Call for some help by anyone we could it from. Local Police, FBI, anyone.

Step: 4 Wait.

This is probably really similar to flashplayer5's post, but it was good.

[flashplayer5]

At 5/14/08 07:47 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote:

At 5/14/08 07:42 PM, flashplayer5 wrote: Lots and lots of stuff

Oh, awesome job man. I think you've pretty much solved it. There are other ways you can get off the island, but that was the idea I originally thought of.

Who wants to leave when you can watch the US National Guard pwn the terrorists?

Also, you were allowed to go to the home depot and the restaurant without the jacket ;)

YOU CAN NEVER BE SURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

my way of covering up my mistakes :)

[Crue]

I have no fucking clue.

[DragonsGrief]

Fuck you

I want to play Resident Evil again now

[DgsGaming]

There is too much going on at the same time.

Tone it down.