Fuck Abe Lincoln

[CleansingFlame]

Fuck him with something hard and sandpapery.

I have to memorize the Gettysburg address by Friday, and the last paragraph is impossible. Why couldn't he have just stopped at "all men are created equal"?

Complaints aside, does anybody have any good study tips? I've got pretty much almost all of it memorized, right up to "It is for us, the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought have thus far so nobly advanced." However, the last paragraph is a bitch, and i can't get past there.

[BitchWeed]

Even I know that, an I was born on the other side the world.

You're dumb.

[Viewtiful-Chris]

Solution: Get off Newgrounds.

[Toasty4you]

What a coincidence. I just had a test on that 2 days ago on the whole thing just as you do. Good thing our teacher had a word bank. :D

[PigletsMemories]

At 5/14/08 06:48 PM, Viewtiful-Chris wrote: Solution: Get off Newgrounds.

You too,

[Viewtiful-Chris]

At 5/14/08 06:50 PM, PigletsMemories wrote:

At 5/14/08 06:48 PM, Viewtiful-Chris wrote: Solution: Get off Newgrounds.

You too,

You too,

[dearion]

here's an idea go somewhere other than newgrounds for help because trust me all you're going to get is a bunch of penis jokes.

[PigletsMemories]

At 5/14/08 06:52 PM, Viewtiful-Chris wrote:

At 5/14/08 06:50 PM, PigletsMemories wrote:

At 5/14/08 06:48 PM, Viewtiful-Chris wrote: Solution: Get off Newgrounds.

You too,

You too,

and stop with the smart-ass attitude.

[CleansingFlame]

At 5/14/08 06:49 PM, Toasty4you wrote: What a coincidence. I just had a test on that 2 days ago on the whole thing just as you do. Good thing our teacher had a word bank. :D

yeah, but this pretty much the whole test, and we have to recite it to her.

[MoriChax]

Make up a tune and sing it.

[darknessdweller]

Woah, I could barely concentrate on that quote. How boring.

[Toasty4you]

At 5/14/08 07:08 PM, CleansingFlame wrote:

At 5/14/08 06:49 PM, Toasty4you wrote: What a coincidence. I just had a test on that 2 days ago on the whole thing just as you do. Good thing our teacher had a word bank. :D

yeah, but this pretty much the whole test, and we have to recite it to her.

You have to recite it? Well, that sucks ass.

[TheBoyOfAges]

Just show them this tile with his face on it and they will be in to much aww to even remember you had to give a speech.

[Tancrisism]

At 5/14/08 07:50 PM, TheBoyOfAges wrote: Just show them this tile with his face on it and they will be in to much aww to even remember you had to give a speech.

The hat is so obviously photoshopped.

[Fawktt]

Dude i had to memorise Bible quotes and verses from the bible and i dont bitch about it mostly because its my religion but w,e

[subpar]

Your teacher is a fucking idiot for wasting class time with something as pointless and trivial as the memorization of a speech. She should test you on your comprehension of it, not make you recite it verbatim. Why are people suck morons?

[subpar]

At 5/14/08 08:16 PM, subpar wrote: Why are people suck morons?

... such morons.

(And of course I make a typo while saying something like that.)

[rofls]

At 5/14/08 08:16 PM, subpar wrote: Your teacher is a fucking idiot for wasting class time with something as pointless and trivial as the memorization of a speech. She should test you on your comprehension of it, not make you recite it verbatim. Why are people suck morons?

/agree

[Frank2982]

Just walk in there with the speech on paper and start reading it. When your teacher stops you and tells you that you had to memorize it, just show them this picture and say "He didn't have to memorize it, I don't think I should either."