I'm meeting someone from Facebook!

[FacebookFred]

Hey guys!

I was on facebook the other week and this girl poked me. I was all like lolwtf so i poked her back. Lo and behold, she pokes me back!!! so i'm all like dudewtf and i give her a good poke. Shit! next thing i know she's poked me again!!

anyway to cut a romantic story short we got talkin. Turns out she's 14 too and she's from austria or somethin, but she really wants to meet me because when she poked me she saw i liked alphabeat in my music interests and she likes alphabeat too!

Don't get TOO jealous guys, I know you wanna bask in my glory! Here's a picture of me, you knows she wants it!

[JackPhantasm]

my name's fred and i skew the angle of pictures to make myself look skinny

[Azutom]

How sad.

[Lucozadedude]

Are you male or female?

[VespeneGas]

Oh wow, I know someone who has that exact same jacket.

[mothballs]

Here's the real picture of that person:

[Lucozadedude]

At 5/14/08 06:19 PM, Jezuz wrote: I remember when trolls were funny.

Wait...

"Age/Gender: 14, Male
Location: virginia
Job: student lol

hey guys my names fred, try finding me on facebook!"

I think this Pikachu-humping little girl/boy is serious...

[hhcash]

All pedophiles agree with everything you say, including your interests.

[FacebookFred]

At 5/14/08 06:18 PM, Azutom wrote: How sad.

lol i understand why you're jealous dude. Especially when you see the austrian girl i'm gonna tap

pretty sweet huh? you wish you could be cool like me XD

[Lucozadedude]

After burning my eyes out with bleach after seeing that hideous shemale it's safe to conclude the following:

1. She's not fucking 14.
2. He's a troll.
3. I miscalled :(

[FacebookFred]

At 5/14/08 06:23 PM, Jezuz wrote:

At 5/14/08 06:21 PM, FacebookFred wrote:

lol i understand why you're jealous dude. Especially when you see the austrian girl i'm gonna tap

pretty sweet huh? you wish you could be cool like me XD

Awesome! I just found a full body shot for you ^.^!

man are you serious?? are you jealous because i found love on facebook??

man societys going to the dumpster

[Luis]

ya you come back to newgrounds every now and then to make some facebook whorish thread... you used the same pic last time too. shopping for new kids to molest?

[hhcash]

At 5/14/08 06:21 PM, FacebookFred wrote:

At 5/14/08 06:18 PM, Azutom wrote: How sad.

lol i understand why you're jealous dude. Especially when you see the austrian girl i'm gonna tap

pretty sweet huh? you wish you could be cool like me XD

She dosen't look 14, she looks like in her 20's

[JackPhantasm]

She has a thick neck.

[FacebookFred]

At 5/14/08 06:24 PM, hhcash wrote:

At 5/14/08 06:21 PM, FacebookFred wrote:

At 5/14/08 06:18 PM, Azutom wrote: How sad.

lol i understand why you're jealous dude. Especially when you see the austrian girl i'm gonna tap

pretty sweet huh? you wish you could be cool like me XD

She dosen't look 14, she looks like in her 20's

lol well she says she's 14, but it would be cool if she was 20 it would show how good my pulling power really is if i could score a chick six years older than me XD

[Lucozadedude]

At 5/14/08 06:26 PM, TheGodfather wrote:

At 5/14/08 06:19 PM, Lucozadedude wrote: Are you male or female?

Female, Can't You Tell?

I wonder if he's related to Chris Crocker...

[Fawktt]

I hope people like you get fucked in the ass by who ever you meet and learn your fucking lesson anyone can Poke you a 40 year old jack off can poke u and poke your ass too have fun.

[Phantox]

At 5/14/08 06:19 PM, Jezuz wrote: I remember when trolls were funny.

Yeah me too. Good times

[darknessdweller]

I've never visited Facebook. Too preoccupied. Is it good?

[americanidiot2f]

Oh I get more relationship invites on Myspace.

[FacebookFred]

At 5/14/08 06:30 PM, darknessdweller wrote: I've never visited Facebook. Too preoccupied. Is it good?

lol man i can't believe i just read that!

facts:
facebook
me
girl
meeting up
want more?
ask
x

[MoriChax]

Facebook is confusing so I gave up.

[JackPhantasm]

At 5/14/08 06:50 PM, MoriChax wrote: Facebook is confusing so I gave up.

I have like 100 application invitations. haha.

I don't think I've looked at it for over a month.

It's great if you want to masturbate to your friends though.

[Porkchop]

At 5/14/08 06:18 PM, FacebookFred wrote: Hey guys!

I was on facebook the other week and this girl poked me. I was all like lolwtf so i poked her back. Lo and behold, she pokes me back!!! so i'm all like dudewtf and i give her a good poke. Shit! next thing i know she's poked me again!!

anyway to cut a romantic story short we got talkin. Turns out she's 14 too and she's from austria or somethin, but she really wants to meet me because when she poked me she saw i liked alphabeat in my music interests and she likes alphabeat too!

dude, you look like a kid that goes to my school. some douche named colton ....except you look less gay

[Prinzy2]

Facebook is the new MySpace.

Ghey

[FacebookFred]

At 5/14/08 06:53 PM, Crusher117 wrote:

dude, you look like a kid that goes to my school. some douche named colton ....except you look less gay

lol dude if i was gay would i be going out with this sweet hot chick?
exactly.
pwned.
need i say more?
x

[MexicanGun]

You have to be the worst troll of all.

[Zack]

Dear god, I have no idea how people can't spot Trolls after being on the site for-
oh wait never mind.

[fawnret]

I bet thats not really you.

your just lying

stop acting like mr.smooth by making stupid responses

gtfo newgrounds

that girl defanitely is not 14

good luck with the fact that this person might be faking an account pic and actually be a 40 year old gay child molester who likes men who look like girls and will be ass raping you in the near future.

[LobsterJohnson]

I think this guys a spy sent in from facebook to try get people to join.Most of his posts talk about how great it is.....