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Oh look, boobies!

Sweet!

At 5/15/08 04:21 AM, Captain-Jack wrote:

Do a case with that shit on.

At 5/15/08 04:29 AM, Peacekid wrote: Do a case with that shit on.

I don't understand your American colloquialisms young man, and accordingly I have no idea what you mean by that.

At 5/14/08 03:26 PM, FBIpolux wrote: NOT ECSTATIC ENOUGH

Weeh

Numa Numa Yay.

At 5/15/08 04:31 AM, Captain-Jack wrote:

At 5/15/08 04:29 AM, Peacekid wrote: Do a case with that shit on.

I don't understand your American colloquialisms young man, and accordingly I have no idea what you mean by that.

YO WHITE LADY, WHY YOU TRIPPIN? YOU UNDERSTAND MY ENGLISH, DON'T YOU?

Also, there appears to be something in the way that obscures the focus of the picture. This is more sexual jokes that could get me sued for harassment if I was 18 and this was in America.

Brit.

Don't diminish her so much.

Christtttttt

At 5/14/08 02:37 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Wtf, I wish my room had two closets...

lol woman

At 5/15/08 04:35 AM, Peacekid wrote: Also, there appears to be something in the way that obscures the focus of the picture.

... I'm not following you.

Perhaps you're referring to my giant black penis? People have told me that it often gets in the way. OF BOREDOM.

At 5/15/08 04:39 AM, Captain-Jack wrote: Perhaps you're referring to my giant black penis? People have told me that it often gets in the way. OF BOREDOM.

I like to count the veins on male penises. Would you like for me to count yours? I could do it all day.

Place yer bets
Captain Jack Versus TropicalParadise

Just who has the biggest tits?

At 5/15/08 04:42 AM, Peacekid wrote: I like to count the veins on male penises. Would you like for me to count yours? I could do it all day.

People usually give up after 150,000. Not that it is particularly veiny. It just has a lot more surface area for the veins to cover.

At 5/15/08 04:57 AM, DingoTheDog wrote: Place yer bets
Captain Jack Versus TropicalParadise

I'd like to withdraw from this competition kthx. TropicalParadise wins.

At 5/15/08 05:05 AM, Captain-Jack wrote: I'd like to withdraw from this competition kthx. TropicalParadise wins.

Bitch, withdrawal is unacceptable. Get back in the kitch- I mean competition!

At 5/15/08 05:07 AM, Gergaloth wrote: Bitch, withdrawal is unacceptable. Get back in the kitch- I mean competition!

I'll make you a deal. I won't pull out of the competition if you don't make me pull out of your ass.

At 5/15/08 05:10 AM, Captain-Jack wrote:

At 5/15/08 05:07 AM, Gergaloth wrote: Bitch, withdrawal is unacceptable. Get back in the kitch- I mean competition!

I'll make you a deal. I won't pull out of the competition if you don't make me pull out of your ass.

You are very welcome in there, just move a little more. It's like I'm sitting on a bed post...

I wish I can have some of those.

At 5/15/08 05:13 AM, Gergaloth wrote: You are very welcome in there, just move a little more. It's like I'm sitting on a bed post...

Moving isn't going to help when it's Captain-Jack's mega-cock.

At 5/15/08 05:17 AM, positively-negative wrote:

At 5/15/08 05:13 AM, Gergaloth wrote: You are very welcome in there, just move a little more. It's like I'm sitting on a bed post...

Moving isn't going to help when it's Captain-Jack's mega-cock.

Well she finally got it in after about three tubs of lube. Now she's not doing anything, fucking lazy bitch, FUCK ME!

At 5/15/08 05:17 AM, youngblood26 wrote: I wish I can have some of those.

Boobs?

Mine has arrived as well :) I also got so many stickers! hehe

Pics this evening. I went for black!

You look nice :)

At 5/15/08 05:18 AM, Gergaloth wrote: Well she finally got it in after about three tubs of lube. Now she's not doing anything, fucking lazy bitch, FUCK ME!

Only 3 tubs. All I can say is you have one hell of a loose hole, I mean it normally takes at least twice that.

holy jesus fuck my zipper won't come undone dammit this topic's going to waste shit

At 5/15/08 05:22 AM, positively-negative wrote:

At 5/15/08 05:18 AM, Gergaloth wrote: Well she finally got it in after about three tubs of lube. Now she's not doing anything, fucking lazy bitch, FUCK ME!

Only 3 tubs. All I can say is you have one hell of a loose hole, I mean it normally takes at least twice that.

Well I WAS with EpicFail for quite a while. We put it to good use.

At 5/15/08 05:20 AM, Timmy wrote:

At 5/15/08 05:17 AM, youngblood26 wrote: I wish I can have some of those.

Boobs?

No, but I wish I can hold somebody's boobs.

At 5/15/08 05:27 AM, youngblood26 wrote:

At 5/15/08 05:20 AM, Timmy wrote:

At 5/15/08 05:17 AM, youngblood26 wrote: I wish I can have some of those.

Boobs?

No, but I wish I can hold somebody's boobs.

*pat* *pat* Don't we all...

But yeah. Still waiting to have the Female Angreh Faic shirt to become available, guys.

Oh hey, boobies

boooobies!

At 5/15/08 07:00 AM, Captain-Jack wrote: But yeah. Still waiting to have the Female Angreh Faic shirt to become available, guys.

It's only available once a month.

At 5/15/08 07:12 AM, WilliWowza wrote:

At 5/15/08 07:00 AM, Captain-Jack wrote: But yeah. Still waiting to have the Female Angreh Faic shirt to become available, guys.

It's only available once a month.

That's ironic...

Selling female Newgrounds shirts is just bad economics

Nice ceiling.

So when are they gonna come out with a matching Newgrounds Logo bra and thong?
Hell, while we're at it let's start a gay male escort service of buff men who wear Newgrounds Logo condoms.
Then let's all go shopping at Victoria's Secret and Claire's!
Next, HILLARY CLINTON IS PRESIDENT AND ALL THE MEN STAY HOME AND COOK AND BITCH ABOUT THE NEWS WHILST OUR WOMEN COUNTERPARTS GO OFF TO FIGHT WARS!!!

Damn this topsy tervy world...

Boobs.