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At 5/14/08 03:52 AM, Elios wrote: Graphs and charts.

According to that graphic, I should kill myself.

Gentlemen...these figures aren't looking too good.

At 5/14/08 12:51 AM, BonusStage wrote: Seriously.

So......do you have Maddie?

Watching all the people bitch about this because they wish they were you is just hilarious.

At 5/14/08 04:04 AM, Elios wrote: Gentlemen...these figures aren't looking too good.

I like that little bip there, is quite silly it is...yes

At 5/14/08 04:04 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

At 5/14/08 12:51 AM, BonusStage wrote: Seriously.

So......do you have Maddie?

SHES ALIVE?

Let's celebrate with pumpkin juice and and finger food.

At 5/14/08 04:05 AM, Rosenrot-I wrote:

Watching all the people bitch about this because they wish they were you is just hilarious.

I wish I was as cool as BonusStage, but I don't think I use the word "bro" enough times in a day to match the awesomeness of girl-snatching.

At 5/14/08 04:06 AM, DaveMan-CI wrote: SHES ALIVE?

Only BonusStage knows for sure.

So, BonusStage, did you kill her before you fucked her? Huh? Is that your style? Is that how you get your kicks? You sick mother-fucker!

*Slaps BonusStage and then is restrained by the superindendant*

At 5/14/08 04:06 AM, Rabid-Echidna wrote: I wish I was as cool as BonusStage, but I don't think I use the word "bro" enough times in a day to match the awesomeness of girl-snatching.

I have to admit I use it pretty often :( But that's cos everyone in NZ does, even girls.
And you know it's every guys subconscious dream to be able to steal a girl from someone else. Unless he's actually your friend.

At 5/14/08 04:06 AM, Rabid-Echidna wrote: I wish I was as cool as BonusStage, but I don't think I use the word "bro" enough times in a day to match the awesomeness of girl-snatching.

You mean BROnusStage

:D
:D
:D

Yea you're a very bad person, now go cut your wrist

At 5/14/08 12:56 AM, BigFuzzyKitten wrote: Girl to boyfriend: I love u so much omg omg omg <3 <3 <3

BonusStage: I have over 20k posts on newgrounds.com

Girl: omg i <3 u now instead!!!

How come girls don't like Newgrounds?

At 5/14/08 04:28 AM, Jesse-Ray wrote: You mean BROnusStage

D
D
D

I tried but I couldn't help but let out a chuckle.

At 5/14/08 04:04 AM, Elios wrote: Gentlemen...these figures aren't looking too good.

Aha, you sure do like your charts and graphs :P

At 5/14/08 03:32 AM, flashplayer5 wrote: it makes you a douchebag.

Holy shit, a gay version of me.
Srsly.

lol Girlstealer.
I've had girls break up with their boyfriends to be with me, But then the boyfriend is like my best friend or something, and I can't start dating the girl, or he will hate me, and I wind up not dating her.

Bros before hoes man, I always follow that guideline, 'cept one time, When my drummer from my old band said he was going to bail on our band, I told him we should just do the last Gig, and then quit, and at that gig, we Played this song, Which is his girlfriend's favourite song ever, And GOD did I steal her hahahaha :'D

His fault to bail on the Meizter.

I'm only posting in this topic because I'm mike's bitch.

Haha.

That's nice mike.

It's not you though.

Indiana girls are fuckin sluts.

At 5/14/08 12:51 AM, BonusStage wrote: Seriously... last two relationships have stemmed from me stealing a girl from her former (and it's happened more than just these two times).... who's only a former due to ME. They've both lasted quite a while so it's not exactly being a rebound, more or less convincing them i was work their time more so than their former.

Does this make me a bad person though?

It depends. If your a bigger douche than the previous bf's then yes, your a bad person. But all is forgiven pending some pictures and they must be good looking. May God have mercy on your soul if they aren't gorgeous.

At 5/14/08 07:12 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: I'm only posting in this topic because I'm mike's bitch.

You're always there for me.

That's nice mike.
It's not you though.

ARE YA SURE THOUGH JAMES

Indiana girls are fuckin sluts.

Fa rail dough

At 5/14/08 04:08 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Only BonusStage knows for sure.

LOOK MAN, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

So, BonusStage, did you kill her before you fucked her? Huh? Is that your style? Is that how you get your kicks? You sick mother-fucker!

FUCK FUCK FUCK MAN YOU'RE JOKING I'D NEVER.... NEVER :'(

*Slaps BonusStage and then is restrained by the superindendant*

ok ok she's buried under the big oak about 5 miles away, you know the one, i knew to bury her their because no one would ever think to look there. After i found her i had to have her, you're damn right i stole that girl and you're damn right i raped her, i couldn't help myself, it was like another me took over and i had to... :)

At 5/14/08 04:06 AM, Rabid-Echidna wrote: I wish I was as cool as BonusStage, but I don't think I use the word "bro" enough times in a day to match the awesomeness of girl-snatching.

I don't use bro :(. I use different words every week or two due to my tourette's and the fact a different word gets stuck in my head every two weeks or so. Thankfully the condition allows me to write sappy fag poems and etc amazingly so i get all the "HE REALLY CARES" points.

At 5/14/08 04:05 AM, Rosenrot-I wrote: Watching all the people bitch about this because they wish they were you is just hilarious.

sigh sigh, it's great to be great.

At 5/14/08 04:04 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

At 5/14/08 12:51 AM, BonusStage wrote: Seriously.

So......do you have Maddie?

>_>
<_<
>_<
<_>

OF COURSE NOT

At 5/14/08 08:27 AM, edgewalker424 wrote: It depends. If your a bigger douche than the previous bf's then yes, your a bad person. But all is forgiven pending some pictures and they must be good looking. May God have mercy on your soul if they aren't gorgeous.

I don't steal ugly chicks, wtf there would be no reason to steal ugly girls.

A girl can never be able 130 and date me pretty much, no matter how tall she is.

She can be my height, i'll live with that, but towering over me? No thank you.

And she has to be at LEAST a 7 in my book, and that's an absolute minimum.

All the peripheral stuff such as intelligence and etc comes later.

jk about that one, i don't date stupid chicks anymore

Nah, it doesn't make you a bad person, albiet you have a lot of guys that hate you, right?

Pluck them from their beds and plop them into burlap bags during the midst of the night as you burn the midnight oil, you say?

For shame.

At 5/14/08 11:06 AM, MeatMachine wrote: Nah, it doesn't make you a bad person, albiet you have a lot of guys that hate you, right?

uhhhhhhhhh, not really, but maybe i only say that because i've not met most of them XD

At 5/14/08 05:48 AM, Jacked-Off-Lantern wrote:

At 5/14/08 12:56 AM, BigFuzzyKitten wrote: Girl to boyfriend: I love u so much omg omg omg <3 <3 <3

BonusStage: I have over 20k posts on newgrounds.com

Girl: omg i <3 u now instead!!!

How come girls don't like Newgrounds?

The future looks bleak for you my friend

At 5/14/08 11:03 AM, BonusStage wrote:
Fa rail dough

I can only imagine the level of sluttery that was at NC.

Just imagine then. Then apply it to nasty fat black women, and you've got Ripple.

that means your cool
you must be a God of some sort
keep up the stealing

My bitch, now.

At 5/14/08 11:58 AM, JackPhantasm wrote:

At 5/14/08 11:03 AM, BonusStage wrote:
Fa rail dough

I can only imagine the level of sluttery that was at NC.

Just imagine then. Then apply it to nasty fat black women, and you've got Ripple.

Yeah, NC chicks were easy as fuck, but i aimed for LN bitches too, some of them were fine as hell

At 5/14/08 11:58 AM, RobRob15 wrote: that means your cool
you must be a God of some sort
keep up the stealing

Even if you're being sarcastic i'll still take it as a compliment <3

UPDATE:

I fucked her.

At 5/14/08 01:01 AM, Bully129 wrote: Sounds like some kid at my school who everyone thinks is gay, but is trying to make everyone think he;s hetero by hanging out with every single dude's girlfriend. And I mean like hugging them, talking to them, smacking them on the ass, and trying to kiss them.

that's hilarious.

At 6/15/08 02:39 AM, BonusStage wrote: UPDATE:

I fucked her.

Details. We must have them.