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I'm gonna tip some cows tonight in my neighbors house, any suggestions before I get caught and be forced to do community service?

Do a barrelroll.

It is very hard to find cows that fall asleep standing up, which is the only way you can tip a cow.

I hate city folk...

Jerk it first. You don't want to go in with a loaded gun, son.

Cow tipping - it's udder chaos!

At 5/13/08 11:24 PM, Mr-Contradiction wrote: It is very hard to find cows that fall asleep standing up, which is the only way you can tip a cow.

I hate city folk...

Maybe some are still standing and eating some grass.

I had a friend who once claimed he went cow-tipping. Never saw the attraction, personally. Is it actually a fun thing to do...?

People still do dumb crap like this?

At 5/13/08 11:26 PM, NEVR wrote: I had a friend who once claimed he went cow-tipping. Never saw the attraction, personally. Is it actually a fun thing to do...?

Yeah! Tormenting innocent animals before they are turned into hamburgers is a blast!

At 5/13/08 11:24 PM, Mr-Contradiction wrote: It is very hard to find cows that fall asleep standing up, which is the only way you can tip a cow.

I hate city folk...

Nuff said! also I'm not a fan of killing cows...

Cow tipping? Where the fuck do you live?

At 5/13/08 11:28 PM, Shawn wrote:

At 5/13/08 11:24 PM, Mr-Contradiction wrote: It is very hard to find cows that fall asleep standing up, which is the only way you can tip a cow.

I hate city folk...

Nuff said! also I'm not a fan of killing cows...

you don't kill cows when you tip them.

At 5/13/08 11:29 PM, Zergzealot wrote:
you don't kill cows when you tip them.

I heard that they get injured though.

At 5/13/08 11:29 PM, Zergzealot wrote: you don't kill cows when you tip them.

Actually you can.

At 5/13/08 11:28 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: Cow tipping? Where the fuck do you live?

well, we got cows here in the philippines... erm.... bulls

At 5/13/08 11:22 PM, Zergzealot wrote: I'm gonna tip some cows tonight in my neighbors house, any suggestions before I get caught and be forced to do community service?

Boy! Get Daddy's 22, we got's a tipper trailin' our ass!

At 5/13/08 11:24 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Cow tipping - it's udder chaos!

Florg Tees!

I've always wanted to go, but never got around to actually doing it.

seems kinda mean...

unless there all pumped up with hormones, and when you touch them they send a string of milk in ur face, THEN ITS PAYBACK

wear a black cloak so you wont get caught

Mean.

don't cowtip terminators

thank you battosai810 and warhammer 40,000

It's impossible for a single person, or even a group of people to tip a cow. So have fun pushing on a cow and having it just sit there and or start walking away...

Thank you Myth Busters.

At 5/14/08 01:33 AM, Zack wrote: It's impossible for a single person, or even a group of people to tip a cow. So have fun pushing on a cow and having it just sit there and or start walking away...

Thank you Myth Busters.

Okay, that's the end of this thread. Move along, nothing to see here.

At 5/13/08 11:22 PM, Zergzealot wrote: I'm gonna tip some cows tonight in my neighbors house, any suggestions before I get caught and be forced to do community service?

If you're done with that, don't forget to give some.

At 5/14/08 03:08 AM, toungeofshoe wrote:

At 5/14/08 01:33 AM, Zack wrote: It's impossible for a single person, or even a group of people to tip a cow. So have fun pushing on a cow and having it just sit there and or start walking away...

Thank you Myth Busters.

Okay, that's the end of this thread. Move along, nothing to see here.

You have to wait for it to fall asleep. You just can't walk up to a cow and push it over. I've seen it done. I lived on a farm for the majority of my life. Also, it can harm the cow, but only if you push it into a briar patch or something of the sort.

Just have fun trying to find a cow that stands up and sleeps.

Paint them before you push.

I usually give them between 15-20%. If they do a good job they get 20%.

At 5/13/08 11:35 PM, Guest8792 wrote: Boy! Get Daddy's 22, we got's a tipper trailin' our ass!

Rofl, Rofl, Rofl, Rofl.

Hmm. If it actually works, video it, or at least take photos?

Cow tipping, odd hobby.