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Yes,by my aunt.At their place,they have porn 24/7.Luckily,when I heard her,I managed to get my pants up but the remote was too far and I grabbed it just as she entered.She said:"How did I know you were watching this?".The better part?I wasn't grounded!

i always woundered what wuld happen if my grandparents found me jacking

At 5/14/08 12:36 AM, Arcbound22 wrote: wow u watch porn with ur husband.

Are you talkin' to me? Because I'm not married. The person that I critiqued porn vids with was my boyfriend at the time.

o sorry bout that

At 5/14/08 12:50 AM, Goldfishie wrote:

At 5/14/08 12:36 AM, Arcbound22 wrote: wow u watch porn with ur husband.

Are you talkin' to me? Because I'm not married. The person that I critiqued porn vids with was my boyfriend at the time.

Your boyfriend must be lucky,. lol!

i had a gf liked you she didnt care if i looked at porn but then again we were young we didnt live together.

I caught my dad... o.O

Guys it's doesn't matter if you're caught or not. They know that you are wanking. They can feel if you're doing it or not.

I think I've been caught. I was wanking to a random Tifa hentai movie. Instead of turning off the monitor, I cover the screen with my hands. :(

At 5/14/08 01:50 AM, geohoundz55 wrote:

At 5/14/08 12:50 AM, Goldfishie wrote:

At 5/14/08 12:36 AM, Arcbound22 wrote: wow u watch porn with ur husband.

Are you talkin' to me? Because I'm not married. The person that I critiqued porn vids with was my boyfriend at the time.

Your boyfriend must be lucky,. lol!

Holy fucking shit, everyone looks at porn, it's not just some guy specific thing. Go outdoors more.

Oh man, I can't watch porn without getting uncomfortable. It just makes me laugh, and I can't find pleasure in stuff like that.

I dunno. So technically, no, but I did show my cousin, Fyndir, and my brothers this one porn that I got off a friend.

We ate sandwiches I made, and we got disgusted with it and turned it off. At some other point that night, methinks, we watched BloodRayne, got bored, zipped through to the sex scene to see Kristianna Loken's boobies.

Unimpressed.

Worst porn ever. I should sue Uwe Boll.

At 5/13/08 11:34 PM, Goldfishie wrote: I 've walked in on my ny ex boyfriend wankin' more than once...XD

Clearly you weren't satisfying his needs or he wouldn't have needed to be wanking :P

you terrible person ;)

Once or twice I have. Hideously awkward.

Well, I was caught once.

Yeah happened to me a few times.

Wow this topic is very original and is one of the first to be posted!

Not yet but I did caught someone

Its worth it man. Dont give up. Or just use your imagination.

At 5/14/08 12:28 AM, Dei-Sama wrote: When it maybe would be an issue there was not internet but also pornography is gross. No.

In english please.

At 5/14/08 12:06 AM, Arcbound22 wrote: then didnt find me in action but they found the evadince. lol dad talk to me about having sex and "wearing protection" like i never new that. and every time he caught me he wuld say ur grounded after that lol.

Your father is a fucking moron if he expects you to stop masturbating.

At 5/14/08 12:18 AM, ParadoxSaint wrote:

At 5/13/08 11:35 PM, Sanch wrote: No.

Sick fucks.

Nice sig.

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At 5/13/08 11:16 PM, DrugMan3 wrote: I did I was watching lesbians than my dad caught we had a long talk and jeez never again.

Ow, Drugman3, Drugman3. You shouldn't do that

My friend got caught and his Dad commented on him having good taste in porn.

What backwards, paranoid era of history do we live in when a father catches his son watching porn and the first comment that comes out of his mouth is "well, I'm glad you're not gay"?

i thought that the days of having to try and hide myself when i wanted to masturbate would stop once i moved out to college, but living at college with roomates has made the process that much harder

One day my mom decided I couldn't have my door shut. I decided they only way to get my privacy back was to have her walk in during the deed. She saw it, and now she prefers my door shut.

Only once, and that was because I forgot to delete history.

facepalm

At 5/14/08 11:20 PM, Icecry0 wrote: Only once, and that was because I forgot to delete history.

lol that actually happaned to me a few times

I have been watching porn since I was in 2nd grade and I have been caught only because my mom is so damn nosy she actually will go on my ***PERSONAL*** laptop and look at my history so I can never just leave my things alone

once my brother was on the computer and he went to the bathroom i sneaked into the room and saw that he was playing mah'jhong (puzzle game--not graphic) i started playing and i heard him coming back, i (stupidly) hid under the table he came back and sat down,not noticing me (by the way i was 11 and he was 16) after about 15 seconds he put his hand in his pants and i (in my head) tried to convince myself that he was just scratching but he pilled "it" out and masturbated for about 30 more seconds until i got the courage to tell him that i was under the table he stopped and i ran out of the room later, i saw him hitting a tree with a stick i knew he was angry at himself and after about two days of me not eating due to my anxiety he approached me and apologised for what he had done i accepted his apology but deep down i could never forgive him for what he did you are the first one i have ever told, newgrounds. you don't even know the meaning of tough think of yourself lucky that this didn't happen to you.

At 5/14/08 11:20 PM, jewdudewtf wrote: One day my mom decided I couldn't have my door shut. I decided they only way to get my privacy back was to have her walk in during the deed. She saw it, and now she prefers my door shut.

what?? i would NOT do that to myself to myself or my mom also there is such a thing as "quiet jacking"

jeez