Anyone read fanfiction?

[PikaRobo]

For me, its a general no. I know this is not the best post for a site like Newgrounds which is all movies and games, but I just wan't to know for the heck of it. I only do it on a few occasions or if I have to. But one of the few exceptions is this SSB fiction (just trust me, its funny as hell.)

[PikaRobo]

At 5/13/08 07:04 PM, MercatorMap wrote: Oh god, I couldnt even click the link for fear of

"Charizard thrusts his purple headed warrior repeatedly into samus' love pudding as she screams in agony only to be gagged by Solid snake gagging her with his pulsing manhood"

Don't worry, I never mentioned any "erotic" fiction.

[ZeldaFreak701]

I write some fan fiction. It's just because I am so lazy I don't want to go through making my own characters. So I just use them and satisfy my need for writing.

And it's lovely.

[Lucozadedude]

I would say something along the lines of "what next...?" but I know for a fact anything I can come up with already exists.

Fuckin' rule 34...

[Spamurai]

The only good fanfiction

[Sawke]

People do...but they won't admit it XD

[TwilightFox]

Yeah, I read some fanfiction from time to time.

[Krbyfan1]

At 5/13/08 07:50 PM, Sawke wrote: People do...but they won't admit it XD

Ive written some but havent submitted. Most likely due to fear of failure. But not like Half life Full Life Consequences bad, but more like getting flamed to high hell.

[PikaRobo]

At 5/13/08 08:19 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote:

At 5/13/08 07:50 PM, Sawke wrote: People do...but they won't admit it XD

Ive written some but havent submitted. Most likely due to fear of failure. But not like Half life Full Life Consequences bad, but more like getting flamed to high hell.

Can't be any worse then what I've seen.

[uhnoesanoob]

Only because I've mastered the art of MSTing them. Fanfics are stupid to the point it's hysterical.

[Porkchop]

i read some erotic fiction with my female other occasionally

[Gagsy]

Yes.

Final Fantasy VII fanfiction was one of the first thing I discovered online whilst browsing a fan website of the game. I read some great stories and then got addcited to the stuff. Fanfiction was how I got into yaoi/slash, as I went through a heavy phase of reading FF7 Turk gay fanfics (still like them). So yeah been reading fanfiction since I was 14/15, and I'm 21 now. =]

Fanfiction.net <3

Adultfanfiction.net <3 (for when we're feeling naughty)

[PikaRobo]

At 5/14/08 05:13 PM, DgsGaming wrote: Sometimes, but not always.

At 5/13/08 06:57 PM, PikaRobo wrote: few exceptions is this SSB fiction

Eh...I'll pass.

You missed out...

[positively-negative]

I've read a little bit. Me and a person in one of my english papers are always ripping the shit out of it in class.

[EvilerBowser1001]

I read this one as part of a dare.
Almost killed me.

This one, however is GOD.

[VhsTapeclock]

At 5/13/08 07:13 PM, PikaRobo wrote:

At 5/13/08 07:04 PM, MercatorMap wrote: Oh god, I couldnt even click the link for fear of

"Charizard thrusts his purple headed warrior repeatedly into samus' love pudding as she screams in agony only to be gagged by Solid snake gagging her with his pulsing manhood"

Don't worry, I never mentioned any "erotic" fiction.

Yeah, never mentioned anyway :3
Also, I write and read fanfics on deviantArt.

[PikaRobo]

At 5/18/08 08:43 PM, VhsTapeclock wrote: Yeah, never mentioned anyway :3

So true

[VhsTapeclock]

I read that fanfic you mentioned... Funny shit right there.
A few highlights:
"That looks painful," Bowser said.
"What the hell are you doing here?"
"Random filler," Bowser told Ganondorf.
The rest of them suffered, but it would take a while so I'm skipping to the aftermath of the horrific rampage. 2 casualties, 73 wounded, and 1.5 laughing his ass off. "That was most fun I have in long time!" Ganondorf laughed.
"How many people have told you that you're a horrible person?" Kirby asked.
"703 men, 912 women, and 16 transvestites," Ganondorf answered, counting with his fingers.
"Add one onto that," Kirby growled.
"Fine, 17 transvestites."

"What do you dream about the most?"
"What type of dream, like head dream where I kill people, or goal dream where I kill people?" Ganondorf asked.

"Hm... I don't remember much of my father, but I was raised by my two surrogate mothers. They were twins, not Siamese, but look exactly alike. One claimed she was younger than the other, not sure what she was smoking until I found some and tried it, man that was good stuff. Anyway, I was king of my tribe in the desert ever since the day I was born, being the only male in the 1000 plus population. I would sometimes go out to the town and egg people's houses, until I found grenades and switched to those."

"I'm gonna cut you off here," the interviewer quickly cut in. "We're running low on time and I value my life, so last question for this session: What is the motto or phrase you live by?"
Ganondorf thought for a moment. "You live a while, eventually die and kill everything in between," he said.
"Lovely... who said that?"
"Me!"
George began giving signals to end it now. "Ok, I gotta... you know. LEAVE now..."
"Me too, I had a class I had to teach 2 hours ago," Ganondorf admitted happily.
Complete silence followed. "You are such a model citizen," George dully said.
"Thank you. I'm going to take that as a compliment."

Crazy was standing/floating at the front of the room. "Okay,Ganondorfhasn'tcomeinyetandallatte mptstocontacthimhavefailed. Asperregulations,wehavecalledinasubstitu teteacherforthedaybuthehasn'tcomeineithe r. SoI'llbeinchargeofheretodayisn'tthatgrea t?"
The class was all staring. "What the hell did you just say?" Link asked slowly.
"Firstthingsfirstlet'sdoattendence. Bowser?"
"Here!"
Crazy Hand ate him. "Notanymore. DonkeyKong?"
"Ooo AH!" (Here!)
He was also devoured. "GigaBowser?"
"Huh?" Giga had been playing a guitar perfectly. Crazy tried to eat him but he was far too large to even lift and was thus thrown out the window.
-Later-
Crazy had been eating everyone when they were forced to say "here".
"Mario?"
"Um... Not here?"
"OhokayI'llmoveonthen." Nobody had noticed this. "Marth?"
"What?" He was also eaten. By the end of the attendance Mario was the only one in the room, though Giga Bowser was unconscious outside the window.
"Marioistheonlyonenothererightnowonthisl istbuttheonlyoneIseeisMario. Thereisaconspiracyatwork,andI,CrazySheld onHand,willseethroughthedeceptionandbrin gittothelight! Crazyaway!" Crazy Hand burst through the wall and flew down the street until he was out of sight.
Mario sat in the middle of the room, completely confused. "What?"
Ganondorf ran in the room, creating another hole right next to Crazy's.
"CLASS IS IN SESSION!" he screamed, spit flying from his mouth. "I did it right! Hells yeah!" Ganondorf looked at the room. "Why is there 3.64 millilitres less water in the fish tank? I BLAME MARIO!"
"What fish tank?" Mario asked.
"THIS ONE!" Ganondorf took a fish tank out of his briefcase. Because he had been running there was water splashed everywhere. "Where everyone else?"
"Crazy... well, 'ate' them."
"Oh, it kind of creepy when he do that..."

"WHY CAN'T ANY OF YOU JUST SAY HERE? Next person that do not say here makes me hurt Mario! Bowser?"
"H- Banana phone!" Mario looked up just in time to be shot with the taser-bow. Bowser was rather satisfied from this turn of events. "That was amusing."
"That is OPINION, not FACT! However, it is also my opinion which is fact!" Ganondorf proclaimed.

How the fuck did you get so violent?" Mario cried.
"1st person shooters and untamed angry urges of destruction," Ganon explained. "Today is the last day of this month, so we will have a free day off from my plans. Any suggestions?"
"Let's make muffins!"
"Fuck you Peach."
"That's what she said," Peach muttered.

Bowser, Mario, Kirby, Ness, Pichu, Luigi, Pikachu, Giga Bowser, and Yoshi were team 1.
Donkey Kong, Peach, Game & Watch, Jigglypuff, Link, Ice Climbers, Marth, Roy and Young Link were team 2.
Ganondorf shook his head. "I don't agree, I CHOOSE TEAMS NOW!"
Bowser, Donkey Kong, Giga Bowser, Ice Climbers, Jigglypuff, Kirby, Link, Luigi, Mario, G&W, Ness, Pichu, Pikachu, Peach, Marth, Yoshi and Young Link were team 1.
Roy was team 2. "Isn't this a little one sided?" Roy asked, moderately frightened.

"Do you even know what breeding is?" Bowser asked.
"It has to do with gardens!" Nana popped in.
"Well, it could," Bowser muttered. "If that's what's in your taste... You see, breeding is..."
-2 minutes later-
Popo and Nana were sitting in opposite corners of the room, pale white, shaking and muttering nonsensical gibberish. "Happiness will break the sunglasses..."
"The lobster can find your musical ice cube..."
"Those rules seem very familiar," Young Link pointed out.
"No, I made them up on the spot!" Roy said unconvincingly.
"Oh, okay!" Young Link accepted this as the truth. Link leaned over to Luigi.
"I can't believe I was so naïve at that age..."
"Well the proof is there. You were a naïve retard."
"I can cut you."

[homor]

no.

not until i see a good one that isn't slash and actually tells a good story.

[Corky-D]

Yes, I read some/alot sometimes.
Interesting stuff there, if you know where to look.

[DemonX123]

This needs a thread revival, because i said so.

Anyway, I never really cared much for fanfiction, or pokemon, but then i found slashfirestorm's fanfiction and i was like "woah, this is better than i thought it would be" Anyway, his story is called sinners for whatever reason, he's posted links on his news posts, just browse through them and you'll find them.