If you were a God...
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What if you could be the God of your own world? For example, you have this little blue sphere, about the size of a bowling ball. And with this ball, you could shape it, and place any sort of creature, plant, or structure on it. And you could interact with the intelligent lifeforms you make on your world. What would you do with it? Would you be a kind and just God? Or tyrannous and vengful? Would you tell your people to praise you? or fear you?
I would be a fair and loving god. But any sort of foul play, and i will pick you up, and i will EAT YOU!
nom nom nom...
Do what now...?
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I'd be a God that gave everyone this weird looking guy who says he's my son and watch him get crucified for hypocrisy. Also, I'd never answer any messages I'd get.
To be or not to be....
You get the idea.
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I'd be a good God. I would interact with my people and stuff. My world would be united and we would build a huge galactic empire. Hooah!
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I'd make two races and treat one fairly, the other cruelly.
I would then laugh as the hated ones inevitably kill the fairly treated ones, then I'd kill them all and start again.
For shits and giggles, basically.
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I would create a world full of fat people, and have a never ending conveyer belt with a piece of cake on it.
That would be funny.
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I am a god of a small little world called an ecosphere...
all I gotta do is take away the light and everything inside dies. >:)
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I'd piss about with animals. Elephant/monkey hybrid etc. Otherwise I'd be a good God. Enough food for everyone, not too much natural disasters. There would be enough natural disasters though that they wouldn't think everything was perfect.
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Id sit back and watch the entire planet destroy itself in a horrible pit of turmoil whilst i sit back and laugh and eat popcorn. I would never do my job (help the world) and make people think hes the best thing ever.
Oh, wait! Thats whats happening now!!!
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I would turn every being on the planet into black Cocks.
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i would ban clothes
everybody would be beautiful women and we would just have sex everyday, and if got bored with one i would just kill her and make a new one
I'm the best at what I do and what I do is the best
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At 5/13/08 05:37 PM, blamninja1 wrote: I'd be a God that gave everyone this weird looking guy who says he's my son. Also, I'd never answer any messages I'd get.
You'd be Shiva?
I had to settle the old score...also fixed
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At 5/13/08 05:35 PM, Elios wrote: What if you could be the God of your own world? For example, you have this little blue sphere, about the size of a bowling ball. And with this ball, you could shape it, and place any sort of creature, plant, or structure on it. And you could interact with the intelligent lifeforms you make on your world. What would you do with it? Would you be a kind and just God? Or tyrannous and vengful? Would you tell your people to praise you? or fear you?
I would be a fair and loving god. But any sort of foul play, and i will pick you up, and i will EAT YOU!
nom nom nom...
That sounds like WAY too much work. I'm moving to much more pressing matters...like figuring out how to solve imaginary numbers. Fucking calculus.
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I would create nothing but the laws of physics and then let everything happen naturally. Then I would just observe and marvel. No intervening, miracle-working or prayer-answering.
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I would do......this.
Oh what a loving god i am.
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Oh, hi there! God here, and I see you've stumbled upon my little rock in the galaxy!
Well, let me be the first to welcome you, and give you a couple of rules we like to follow around here...
Thou shalt not commit the following blasphemies:
Murder
War
Incitement of Fear in my Name (I'm looking at you, Westboro Baptist Church)
Other than that, have fun. Poker night is on Sunday, and we have snacks on the table against the wall there. Direct any questions you may have to Lazarus, and please enjoy your stay.
Oh, also, try not to mess up TOO much, because if I see a constant string of war, famine, greed, blah blah, you know the story, I WILL step in and kill you all with fire and brimstone.
Have a good one!
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domestic violence can be funny too!
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I would provide my people with sufficent supplies, goods, and natural resources so they can build and develope on their own, and i would only intervene and communicate with them in extreme situations. But none the less, i would be in contact with these people.
Unlike SOME God i know.....oh wait, i don't believe in god.
Do what now...?
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I'd try and see if I can get a different planet to rule over. If I can't just mess around with it. I'd be cruel, and create intresting animal hybrids that i'd sell on eBay.
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This too will pass.
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I'd be a loving god, though I'd occasionally smite those who were out of line.
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At 5/13/08 05:35 PM, Elios wrote: What if you could be the God of your own world? For example, you have this little blue sphere, about the size of a bowling ball. And with this ball, you could shape it, and place any sort of creature, plant, or structure on it.
I'd pee on it and say it was guuuuud <3
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I would try to figure out how to get this life thing working.
There is a war going on in you're mind. People and ideas all competing for you're thoughts. And if you're thinking, you're winning.
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I think being a god is too much pressure. Its hard work. But if I was to be one, I would have to be some really influential person that really lived and even though I've been dead for 100s of years, people would still worship me and use my philosophy. Sorta like Buddha.
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Well, basically, I'd put everybody together on a landmass, and I'd wait about 10 years to see who was good, and who was bad, and then I'd split it into two, and put the good guys on one side, and the bad fellows on the other side, and then I'd start a huge civil war with all the bad people, and the good guys would be united in harmony.
Also, I'd interact with my people, because this so called "God" we have here sucks so much balls, he's a dick.
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I would create a bunch of new species and place them on the planet. Then I would have them fight each other in a huge World War. Whatever species is left over I will proclaim the greatest species of them all. Then I would kill that species and start over again.
I wonder what this does....
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That's a cool idea. I would be a kind god, and I would make every object require NO resources.
And anyone who starts shit, DIES.(Yes i will pick him up and eat him. nom nom nom.)
Also, I Would give myself a computer with flash that has the actions of animator vs animation.
That would be cool. and if the computer gets overrun from many semi-living stick figures, ill just use my super god powers to burn it and get a new one. :)




