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At 5/12/08 08:29 PM, Brick-top wrote: You've got a 50% change of getting raped, I like those odds.

I don't like rape, why not just sex. God you people.

Yeah, if we lived close enough I'd date doberman7

At 5/13/08 03:51 AM, Sexylegs wrote: I'd TOTALLY fuck Captain-Jack.

Then I'd TOTALLY get arrested for child molestation. :-/

Apart from probably Dobio, I don't think I would date anyone from NG.

I'm extraordinarily shallow and I like boneheaded giants who go to the gym a lot. You know. Guys who bench-press cars with their penis. You don't find a lot of those here.

At 5/13/08 04:31 AM, Captain-Jack wrote: I'm extraordinarily shallow and I like boneheaded giants who go to the gym a lot. You know. Guys who bench-press cars with their penis. You don't find a lot of those here.

Not to say that Dobio is boneheaded, mind you. But he CAN bench-press a LOT of cars with his penis, which makes up for that.

How painfully unfortunate for you I am not a homosexual

If i get my girlfriend to make an account and post, does that count as dating an NG member?

At 5/12/08 08:29 PM, Brick-top wrote:
But anyway, would you date someone from NG if you thought you knew them well enough?

No.

Most people are different over the internet, you know

No, thanks.

ITT: I learn that I must work out more to get to Captain jack.

At 5/12/08 08:31 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: You, no. The only people on NG I'd even THINK about dating would be either Sawke or agustana.

I hope that this isn't news to them.

At 5/13/08 06:27 AM, dELtaluca wrote: If i get my girlfriend to make an account and post, does that count as dating an NG member?

Hey that's pretty much what I did. I make her bump my topics sometimes.

Never dated anyoneeee.

At 5/13/08 08:23 AM, ParadoxSaint wrote: Never dated anyoneeee.

Same.

I bet people would date me tho.

So I'm not too upset about it.

At 5/12/08 08:29 PM, Brick-top wrote: You've got a 50% change of getting raped, I like those odds.

wich mean you got 50% change to rape someone

At 5/13/08 08:23 AM, JackPhantasm wrote:

At 5/13/08 08:23 AM, ParadoxSaint wrote: Never dated anyoneeee.

Same.

I bet people would date me tho.

So I'm not too upset about it.

Yea, It really wouldn't take long for me to find someone, but I'm pretty particular about what I want. =(

Well I'm going to c hicago in the fall for school.

So yeah :P

Yeah, just as long as that person responds to my criteria.

if, I was single, and I knew them well, then probably.
Rape is imminent when you date me.

If I thought I had developed enough trust with said NGer I would consider a date. No-one's on the list though, cause I am not an easy person to gain the trust of. Case in point, after 6 odd years I still don't fully trust my best friend.

At 5/13/08 09:14 AM, positively-negative wrote: If I thought I had developed enough trust with said NGer I would consider a date. No-one's on the list though, cause I am not an easy person to gain the trust of. Case in point, after 6 odd years I still don't fully trust my best friend.

6 years is a long time man. You have trust issues ahha.

answer my question in the writing thread >: O

Also what do you guys think I should do on my first date. How would a first date with an NGer be different from a date with someone else. Instead of going out would you guys go on a posting spree?

I'd totally date altr.

At 5/13/08 09:25 AM, Slightly-Crazy-Dude wrote: I'd totally date altr.

He'll hit you because he loves you.

http://i25.tinypic.com/2hqs7e1.gif
yes?

I probably wouldn't. Not because they're weird or anything, but because no one would want to date me.

Nope.

If I and her were single, yes. But I'll never be single, because I'm in love and happy and it's the bees tits. :D

Yeah I would, I mean why not? I think 50% chance of rape are pretty good odds.

Im a woman kinda man sorry bud :)

At 5/13/08 12:09 AM, Brick-top wrote:

At 5/12/08 11:58 PM, agustana wrote:

At 5/12/08 11:56 PM, Brick-top wrote: Yeah, very pretty.

MARRY ME!!

On your knees you go, with a ring.

Agustana, will you marry me?

Yes sir.

Definately not. I'll date someone else, thanks, someone who's a girl and not a prick.