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It's liquid designed to keep micro-organisms alive therefor great for bacteria, you can get thrush like diseases sleeping in your own goo, girls can get Urinary Tract Infections from bacteria breeding in cum, and then you have a girlfriend wingeing like a bitch for you to go to the pharmacy and pick her up Ural.

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When it tears out your pubes trying to peel your ass off the sidewalk in the morning, that's too much.

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At 5/12/08 01:47 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: To sleep in?

idk, but i'll give you $50 is you collect all of it and pour it into an empty milk jug and put it in the milk section at a super market

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How Much Semen Is Too Much?

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At 5/12/08 01:47 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: To sleep in?

Any amount

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Depends how long your snorkel is.

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At 5/12/08 01:54 AM, Death-Affiliate wrote: Depends how long your snorkel is.

Depends on the density.

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At 5/12/08 01:58 AM, Gu-rrilla wrote:
At 5/12/08 01:54 AM, Death-Affiliate wrote: Depends how long your snorkel is.
Depends on the density.

and viscosity.

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And toxicity.

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At 5/12/08 02:01 AM, Josh wrote: And toxicity.

Of our city?

No but seriously there's some dried cum on my arm from the shower wank.

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theres never too much

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At 5/12/08 02:02 AM, JackPhantasm wrote:
At 5/12/08 02:01 AM, Josh wrote: And toxicity.
Of our city?

No but seriously there's some dried cum on my arm from the shower wank.

Dude! I have the same problem! Except in my eye!

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At 5/12/08 02:04 AM, Death-Affiliate wrote: Dude! I have the same problem! Except in my eye!

You must have very dry eyes.
Try peeling onions, your eyes will be a bit less dry for a while.

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Related - but too much cum is when i rooted my ex and i blew so much that she was dripping so much and so constantly she ended up wearing a pad.
Or when a chick cums and it goes wetter through the sheets and the matress. that sucks when ya have to sleep.

Thats too much.

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Just wash your arm you lazy boy.

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A bathtub full of it should be fine as long as you don't slide down into it and drown.

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At 5/12/08 05:36 AM, Rabid-Echidna wrote: A bathtub full of it should be fine as long as you don't slide down into it and drown.

Wouldn't it harden into a white opaque rock like substance?

I would be like.

entombed in cum.

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considering it dries after maybe 20 minutes im guessing you cant have too much

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At 5/12/08 01:47 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: To sleep in?

A gallon.

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i have no idea

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Experiment and try different amounts.

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At 5/12/08 07:43 PM, JackPhantasm wrote:
At 5/12/08 05:36 AM, Rabid-Echidna wrote: A bathtub full of it should be fine as long as you don't slide down into it and drown.
Wouldn't it harden into a white opaque rock like substance?

I would be like.

entombed in cum.

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At 5/12/08 07:48 PM, TheGodfather wrote:
At 5/12/08 07:43 PM, JackPhantasm wrote:
At 5/12/08 05:36 AM, Rabid-Echidna wrote:
I would be like.

entombed in cum.
That's Sexy...

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At 5/12/08 02:09 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:
You must have very dry eyes.
Try peeling onions, your eyes will be a bit less dry for a while.

That's not the only thing that can gunk up your eyes ;oAt 5/12/08 05:15 AM, J4YM4N wrote:

Related - but too much cum is when i rooted my ex and i blew so much that she was dripping so much and so constantly she ended up wearing a pad.

Good job sir.

Or when a chick cums and it goes wetter through the sheets and the matress. that sucks when ya have to sleep.

Agreed.

Thats too much.

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At 5/12/08 05:18 AM, WilliWowza wrote: Just wash your arm you lazy boy.

What the hell is wash. You best wash your mouth.

At 5/12/08 07:45 PM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote: considering it dries after maybe 20 minutes im guessing you cant have too much

I bet you could make sculptures with it.

At 5/12/08 07:46 PM, DgsGaming wrote:
A gallon.

A galleon.

At 5/12/08 07:47 PM, Cthulhu1988 wrote: Experiment and try different amounts.

Will do!

At 5/12/08 07:50 PM, RadioactiveRabbit wrote:
You would be surrounded like a trillion potential souls.

Damn that's deep.

At 5/12/08 08:03 PM, Minion777 wrote: Its never enough, never enough.

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Imagine how bad it would smell if you filled a whole bathtub up and then had a "bath". God. Makes me sick just thinking about it.

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At 5/12/08 09:00 PM, DasUberCow wrote: Imagine how bad it would smell if you filled a whole bathtub up and then had a "bath". God. Makes me sick just thinking about it.

It would be very fishy I think.

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