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At 5/12/08 12:20 AM, NeoSoviet wrote:
At 5/12/08 12:04 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: I have the highest post count on Newgrounds.com
What`s Newgrounds ? Is it where you work ?

It's where I LIVE! :D

I'm Australian.

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Posted at: 5/12/08 12:32 AM

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At 5/12/08 12:04 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:
It's where I LIVE! :D

Wait... but I thought you said you lived in Glasgow.

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Posted at: 5/12/08 12:32 AM

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"...so long story short, that's when she gave me crabs...(sigh) I swear, that's the last time I pay 5 bucks for a hooker... has that ever happened to you?"

I intend to live forever.
So far, so good.

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Posted at: 5/12/08 12:34 AM

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You're not leaving me, are you? That's good, because I don't know what I'd do without you. We're soulmates. Yeah, soulmates! Wanna make a suicide pact?

At 5/12/08 12:32 AM, NeoSoviet wrote: Wait... but I thought you said you lived in Glasgow.

I LIE!

I'm Australian.

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Show me your tits.

RAWR.

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I'm a fruitarian

I'm Australian.

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Posted at: 5/12/08 12:37 AM

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At 5/12/08 12:34 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: I LIE!

I hate people like that... I knew I should have stayed away from you once you told me about that scat fetish of yours, but no, silly me thought I should give you another chance. Fuck you and your Ski Ba Bop Ba Dop Bop.

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Posted at: 5/12/08 12:38 AM

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Damn, I was just thinking about this earlier...
Oh yah!
"Well, my hobbies include long walks on the beach, romantic comedies, bondage raping minors..."

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I DO COCAINEEEEEEEEEEE!

Things not to say on a first date

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I'm a level twenty-six dungeon master......shit.

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At 5/12/08 12:55 AM, dark101 wrote: I'm a level twenty-six dungeon master......shit.

Dungeon masters don't have levels!

Click my sig for all the information in the world!
PM me if you like the new sig. I like feedback.
And attention whoring.

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At 5/12/08 12:45 AM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: I DO COCAINEEEEEEEEEEE!

NO, I'M C-C-C-C-CLEEEEAAAAAANNNNN

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(")_(") he stole my acid ...Impalement IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN STEER WITH CRUISE CONTROL.

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At 5/12/08 12:57 AM, pHuXxXB0xX wrote:

NO, I'M C-C-C-C-CLEEEEAAAAAANNNNN

...* quietly...

I do cocaine...

Things not to say on a first date

'I like the libertarian view, which is to leave everyone alone'-Clint Eastwood
Rammstein's one weakness...
"Rape is one of life's finer pleasures"- Jacob

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At 5/12/08 12:04 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: I have the highest post count on Newgrounds.com

NICE ONE!

At 2/11/08 11:38 PM, NimbleElephant wrote:
: What an interesting point you have, and very debatable and exciting.
Status: Unbanned!

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Posted at: 5/12/08 02:00 AM

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im jewish

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At 5/11/08 10:01 PM, videogamer0810 wrote: Hi, are you rea-- NINTENDO!?

hold on. wtf? i dont get it

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Posted at: 5/12/08 02:56 AM

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Easy: Anything about love or marriage.

If each mistake being made is a new one, then progress is being made.

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So...wanna play some yu-gi-oh? you can borrow some of my cards.*pulls out deck* you can have whichever cards you want except for my super nifty dark magician.

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Posted at: 5/12/08 03:20 AM

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Do you ever watch gladiator movies?

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

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Posted at: 5/12/08 03:27 AM

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I'd like some rule 34 on that.

Send me a message. I promise to listen to whatever you have to say.
You guys piss me off sometimes.
That's ridiculous. It's not even funny.

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At 5/12/08 12:56 AM, Death-Affiliate wrote: Dungeon masters don't have levels!

But you can gauge how good a DM they are by the number of heavy objects their players have thrown at them

Because Mr. Welch is the king of the ingenious Exp method.
Brian Michael Bendis is god.
Thor - A pacifist with a big scary hammer.

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Posted at: 5/12/08 12:37 PM

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You dont sweat much for a fat girl.

Until I make a better one....

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At 5/12/08 12:37 PM, LobsterJohnson wrote: You dont sweat much for a fat girl.

Aha, the best.

Also "I've been told I have saggy knuckles, you tell me"

It's bad because I fucking did it.

Let's all be original, just like everyone else!

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I've just visited a nursery with Michael Jackson.
I'm going to have to feel those to make sure they're real.
*Breathing heavily* AH!!! AHHH!!! AHHHHHH!!! CHOO!!! Sorry sinus problems.

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i sell babies on EBAY as a living. Anyhow, have you got any kids.

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k. first of all, the one i submitted earlier i got from Gary Larson.

". . . oh i don't think once food falls on the ground it's useless. i go with the 10 hour rule."

". . . well dating helps me stop masterbating. You see, when I found myself exiled from society, for friendship i had to turn to the smallest part of my body."

You can get more of what you Want with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word.
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Posted at: 5/14/08 09:10 PM

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HIEL! HIEL I SAY WOMAN!!!!!!!!!1

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Posted at: 5/15/08 11:48 PM

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I almost went on a date with my R.O.B

BOOBIES!!!!

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Posted at: 5/17/08 10:20 AM

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your shoes untied, suprise sex!!

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