Newgrounds.com — Everything, By Everyone.

At 5/11/08 07:21 PM, matrixparody wrote:

At 5/11/08 07:10 PM, Jackotrades wrote: So basically, despite what you say Mr. Critic, the movie had the MAJORITY of audiences happy.

So just because a lot of people liked it, I'm just supposed sit back and go 'Oh, this movie is wonderful!'. I'm allowed to have my own opinion, and everyone else should have my opinion too.

You haven't happened to see an animation called 'Indie' have you? Then you'd realize how stupid you sound right now. No offense.

At 5/11/08 07:21 PM, matrixparody wrote:
and everyone else should have my opinion too.

...!!!

Iron Man
$$$
In The United States...
100Million
Wordwide...
200Million

You really think they care how good it is as oppose to how good it seems?

He's an 06er, what the fuck does he know.

At 5/11/08 06:43 PM, matrixparody wrote: For example, a good superhero should have a cape. Iron Man has no cape.

Did you not see the
Incredibles?

At 5/11/08 07:29 PM, Gein wrote: He's an 06er, what the fuck does he know.

What does that have to do with anything?

At 5/11/08 07:27 PM, Epicness wrote: You haven't happened to see an animation called 'Indie' have you? Then you'd realize how stupid you sound right now. No offense.

No, I haven't see Indie, but I know I don't sound stupid just because I'm telling my opinion.

I liked the way the movie was more focused on the characters this time, rather than lots of cool fights but no character progression. Iron Man was a fantastic movie, I have to wonder whether or not you just watched the trailers then spilled your crappy opinion onto the internet.

Before I start I'd like to point out that this is the worst review anyone's ever written.

At 5/11/08 06:43 PM, matrixparody wrote:

Iron Man
Every once in a while, Marvel decides to create another superhero movie because apparently they don't already have enough money. These films are almost always poorly directed, and have not been properly thought out. Iron Man is no different. This is a movie that defies all logic of what usually would be obvious parts of a superhero move. For example, a good superhero should have a cape. Iron Man has no cape.

Ok are you retarded? He's not a superhero because he doesn't have a cape? Does Spider-Man have a cape? What about Green Lantern? The Flash?

This movie also has probably the worst script ever seen in a film. It is long, boring, and drags on for what seems like for ever. The audience has come for a superhero movie, they don't want to hear every boring detail of the inner workings of the suit, and see the unlikely pieces of equipment the characters are using.

Actually that was one of the coolest aspects of the movie, seeing how all the awesome little gadgets work. Maybe it's because basic engineering concepts are way above your intelligence level?

It seems to take about half the fucking movie before the guy even gets his suit, which by the way, has some of the most ridiculous abilities of any superhero... it just takes all of the excitement out of a scene when the viewer is wondering how 'Iron Man' will get out of this one, before finding out that there is some power they didn't know about built into the suit.

Yeah, I know what you mean. It's way more exciting seeing Superman fight when nothing except a rare mineral which can't be found on Earth can hurt him.

Yet another terrible aspect of this movie is the humor, or it's weak attempts at jokes. The main character, Robert Downey Jr., tries a joke every two seconds in the movie, but none of them are funny whatsoever. This is without doubt some of the worst acting you could ever imagine, and then some.

This is just plain ridiculous. Downey Jr. was probably the most perfect actor for the role. Just because you're jealous.

I'm not going to give away the ending, even though you will probably predict it in the first ten minutes of the film, but I will tell you this, it's terrible. Just like the rest of this terrible movie. This movie is shit. Do not go and see this movie. Not even if you're curious about how bad it really is. Even if you have a pirated copy of it. Just don't.

Yup cos everyone should agree with your opinion, because it is obviously the only right one.

Summary.

The movie kicks ass. Go see it. Twice.

At 5/11/08 07:21 PM, matrixparody wrote:

At 5/11/08 07:10 PM, Jackotrades wrote: So basically, despite what you say Mr. Critic, the movie had the MAJORITY of audiences happy.

So just because a lot of people liked it, I'm just supposed sit back and go 'Oh, this movie is wonderful!'. I'm allowed to have my own opinion, and everyone else should have my opinion too.

Oh. You're a troll.

Damn. I thought my "troll-dar" was working. I guess not.