Jenna bush is moving in right accross the street from my church lulz. I only know because today was one of those rare occasions where my family conned me into going to church (i'm agnostic), and they were like, oh btw jenna bush is moving into that corner house. She picked a somewhat shitty part of baltimore to live in though, i woulda picked federal hill over that but meh. Ironically enough her house is the only white one on the block, so she moved from one white house to another.
PS, i'd hit it.