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Response to Greatest Song May. 14th, 2008 @ 03:41 PM Reply

At 5/14/08 03:39 PM, SolidElectro wrote: Here is the perfect recipe for the perfect song! It only says "the most unwanted" because it is so good that it will knock every other song down!

Forgot to give you a link on how it could sound: mp3


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Response to Greatest Song May. 14th, 2008 @ 03:49 PM Reply

only a fan of ME could dredge up this much awesome and not get locked

now go look at his profile - who is his favourite artist? Ever?
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Response to Greatest Song May. 14th, 2008 @ 05:13 PM Reply

Cosidering that i have been trying to create the greatest song of all time for at least the past 13 nanoseconds i recommend avoiding the hammer and Microsoft Streets and Trips 2003. They have been known to cause many severe injuries. i was sent to the hospital in 2056 and could not return to my song for 400 nanoseconds. good luck!!!


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Response to Greatest Song May. 14th, 2008 @ 05:31 PM Reply

ITS YOU SHAWN! YOURE MY HERO!!


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Response to Greatest Song May. 14th, 2008 @ 05:43 PM Reply

At 5/14/08 05:13 PM, muckfichigan wrote: Cosidering that i have been trying to create the greatest song of all time for at least the past 13 nanoseconds i recommend avoiding the hammer and Microsoft Streets and Trips 2003. They have been known to cause many severe injuries. i was sent to the hospital in 2056 and could not return to my song for 400 nanoseconds. good luck!!!

Apart from hammers...
NEVER listen to anyone who claims a saw is good for melody. Really. Experience is talking here.


Indescriptive topic names have left me in despair!

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Response to Greatest Song May. 14th, 2008 @ 06:23 PM Reply

Somebody once suggested that I use a ................."kick".................
for the melody of my upcoming song. I didn't listen to him.


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Response to Greatest Song May. 14th, 2008 @ 06:26 PM Reply

WTH?
stapler, MS Paint?
is this a joke?

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Response to Greatest Song May. 14th, 2008 @ 06:30 PM Reply

This is not a joking matter


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Response to Greatest Song May. 14th, 2008 @ 06:35 PM Reply

sorry, well since i got you mad, i guess i'd help.
i'd use

-Character Map
[all programs>Accessories>System Tools>Character map]

-Minesweeper
[all programs>games>minesweeper]

-and a little bit of

CUPCAKES!!!111

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Response to Greatest Song May. 14th, 2008 @ 06:42 PM Reply

You son of a bitch. I know what minesweeper will do to my work. I tried using minesweeper one decade ago and everything 'sploded.


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Response to Greatest Song May. 14th, 2008 @ 06:45 PM Reply

At 5/14/08 06:42 PM, JebbaL wrote: You son of a bitch. I know what minesweeper will do to my work. I tried using minesweeper one decade ago and everything 'sploded.

cause you're doin' it wrong sista


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Response to Greatest Song May. 14th, 2008 @ 07:17 PM Reply

I think I just vomited in my mouth.


Giants are too tall. We'll have to stand on top of each others shoulders to survive.

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Response to Greatest Song May. 14th, 2008 @ 07:20 PM Reply

Sorry, wrong thread... no body... pay... any... attention...


Giants are too tall. We'll have to stand on top of each others shoulders to survive.

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Response to Greatest Song May. 14th, 2008 @ 07:36 PM Reply

you best be using a mac, its common knollage that nothing credible can be created on a pc. an atari ST is passable, in some situations but unless you sideclock the MTC with a copy of Evan Brooks's "xeon MP mona TLM" and put it next to, but never into, any 4 peices of behringer equipment then the atari just cant hack it.

oh and 1/8.35 BPM is the only way to go.


fact: Jim Henson had 5 confirmed orgasms.

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Response to Greatest Song May. 14th, 2008 @ 08:10 PM Reply

At 5/14/08 07:36 PM, Insomni wrote: you best be using a mac, its common knollage that nothing credible can be created on a pc. an atari ST is passable, in some situations but unless you sideclock the MTC with a copy of Evan Brooks's "xeon MP mona TLM" and put it next to, but never into, any 4 peices of behringer equipment then the atari just cant hack it.

Of course, because Macs are the best, because they never crash, they have the best, kindest, and cheapest software and hardware, and the biggest, most helpful, and even most reasonable userbase around! I mean, what's not to love, right?

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Response to Greatest Song May. 14th, 2008 @ 08:23 PM Reply

At 5/14/08 07:20 PM, Quarl wrote: Sorry, wrong thread... no body... pay... any... attention...

I tried to pay no attention but it was too hard! YOUR POST IS IN THE WRONG THREAD!!


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Response to Greatest Song May. 14th, 2008 @ 08:36 PM Reply

At 5/14/08 08:10 PM, Nav wrote:
At 5/14/08 07:36 PM, Insomni wrote: you best be using a mac, its common knollage that nothing credible can be created on a pc. an atari ST is passable, in some situations but unless you sideclock the MTC with a copy of Evan Brooks's "xeon MP mona TLM" and put it next to, but never into, any 4 peices of behringer equipment then the atari just cant hack it.
Of course, because Macs are the best, because they never crash, they have the best, kindest, and cheapest software and hardware, and the biggest, most helpful, and even most reasonable userbase around! I mean, what's not to love, right?

not to mention they come in stainable brilliant white, best color for a laptop since beige, or randomly, and pointlessly more expensive black. black does make it go faster however, you know because of heat. goths are pretty fast guys arnt they?


fact: Jim Henson had 5 confirmed orgasms.

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Response to Greatest Song May. 14th, 2008 @ 08:39 PM Reply

At 5/14/08 08:36 PM, Insomni wrote: goths are pretty fast guys arnt they?

not with the 10 pound chains on each leg and 5 pound earings and 43 pounds of clothing. nude maybe, but then they wouldnt be TRUE goths now would they?


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Response to Greatest Song May. 14th, 2008 @ 08:41 PM Reply

Where is this topic going!!? I need help making the greatest song of all time!


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Response to Greatest Song May. 14th, 2008 @ 08:43 PM Reply

At 5/14/08 08:39 PM, glitchcore wrote:
At 5/14/08 08:36 PM, Insomni wrote: goths are pretty fast guys arnt they?
not with the 10 pound chains on each leg and 5 pound earings and 43 pounds of clothing. nude maybe, but then they wouldnt be TRUE goths now would they?

why do i want to organise a goth race now. The image of 10 fully clothed and made up goths running around a horse track and jumping over hedges seems like a very agreeable way to spend a day.


fact: Jim Henson had 5 confirmed orgasms.

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Response to Greatest Song May. 14th, 2008 @ 08:45 PM Reply

At 5/14/08 08:41 PM, JebbaL wrote: Where is this topic going!!? I need help making the greatest song of all time!

your right, it needs cowbell.


fact: Jim Henson had 5 confirmed orgasms.

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Response to Greatest Song May. 14th, 2008 @ 08:50 PM Reply

At 5/14/08 08:36 PM, Insomni wrote: not to mention they come in stainable brilliant white, best color for a laptop since beige, or randomly, and pointlessly more expensive black. black does make it go faster however, you know because of heat. goths are pretty fast guys arnt they?

Totally! Everyone love eye trauma, right?!

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Response to Greatest Song May. 14th, 2008 @ 08:59 PM Reply

Pffff no fucking shit, but how much!


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Response to Greatest Song May. 14th, 2008 @ 09:02 PM Reply

5. it needs 5.


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Response to Greatest Song May. 14th, 2008 @ 09:08 PM Reply

Thanks for helping, but is that in radians or degrees?


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Response to Greatest Song May. 14th, 2008 @ 09:09 PM Reply

At 5/14/08 08:59 PM, JebbaL wrote: Pffff no fucking shit, but how much!

Enough to make 20/20 people become 2,000/20 or more. That should do the trick. Or just Gamma ray emitters to cause instant cancer in all those who listen. Then you can use the phrase "that was so good, it took my breath away!" Well, at least until you get sued for using similar lyrics to a shitty pop song from last year.

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Response to Greatest Song May. 14th, 2008 @ 09:13 PM Reply

Yes....... That's very good advice...... and.........it......helped quite a bit because.........

Can I borrow that hammer to the left of your post?


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Response to Greatest Song May. 14th, 2008 @ 09:21 PM Reply

At 5/14/08 09:13 PM, JebbaL wrote: Yes....... That's very good advice...... and.........it......helped quite a bit because.........

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Response to Greatest Song May. 14th, 2008 @ 09:25 PM Reply

You're not going to use Atilla the hun...?
I suggested and you never responded...

O NOEZ! NOT TEH HAMMER!


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Response to Greatest Song May. 14th, 2008 @ 09:56 PM Reply

IT WAS A TERRIBLE SUGGESTION! SORRY! Try again!

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