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Pizza and Knife & Fork 2008-05-11 11:00:06 Reply

People who eat pizza with a knife and fork should be shot. Pizza has always been the working class meal and should be eaten with your fingers.

Just watching people cut up their pizza into bite sized squares boils me up.

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Response to Pizza and Knife & Fork 2008-05-11 11:00:43 Reply

At 5/11/08 11:00 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: People who eat pizza with a knife and fork should be shot. Pizza has always been the working class meal and should be eaten with your fingers.

Just watching people cut up their pizza into bite sized squares boils me up.

I agree.


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Response to Pizza and Knife & Fork 2008-05-11 11:01:00 Reply

Don't be a hater, dog.


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Response to Pizza and Knife & Fork 2008-05-11 11:01:14 Reply

At 5/11/08 11:00 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote:
Just watching people cut up their pizza into bite sized squares boils me up.

Don't watch people eat. I'm sure they will appreciate it.


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Response to Pizza and Knife & Fork 2008-05-11 11:01:17 Reply

Don't watch them, then. Mind your own business. People who stare at me while I'm eating should be shot.

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Response to Pizza and Knife & Fork 2008-05-11 11:03:53 Reply

At 5/11/08 11:01 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: Don't watch them, then. Mind your own business. People who stare at me while I'm eating should be shot.

I know how you feel. It's like they want your food.


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Response to Pizza and Knife & Fork 2008-05-11 11:03:58 Reply

I disagree.

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Response to Pizza and Knife & Fork 2008-05-11 11:06:12 Reply

At 5/11/08 11:01 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: Don't watch them, then. Mind your own business. People who stare at me while I'm eating should be shot.

I need some way to tut at them, how will I tut?

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Response to Pizza and Knife & Fork 2008-05-11 11:09:36 Reply

What is worse is when people try to get up a hamburger. I know at some burger places they give you a knife to get it in half but your not supposed to use it to eat the burger with a fork. Also needs more Barbecue Sauce.

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Response to Pizza and Knife & Fork 2008-05-11 11:12:22 Reply

But I can still slice it, right? I don't want to let a fellow Newgrounder down...

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Response to Pizza and Knife & Fork 2008-05-11 11:59:43 Reply

Yeah, I remember watching someone do that, and I just wanted to kill them. I even watched someone eat a sandwhich with knife and fork once.


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Response to Pizza and Knife & Fork 2008-05-11 12:00:56 Reply

Yeah. My grandmother washes oranges before she peels them. I'm not ready to shout at her for it, it's just kind of weird.


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Response to Pizza and Knife & Fork 2008-05-11 12:04:06 Reply

At 5/11/08 12:02 PM, TomsPulp wrote: Actually pizza originated in a small country south of fiji and it was a rare delicacy that the working class never got a chance to eat.

Take that op

Knew that all by yourself, did you?

And, just to be a hater as well, fuck those people.


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Response to Pizza and Knife & Fork 2008-05-11 12:05:19 Reply

At 5/11/08 11:50 AM, StickyWicky wrote: real men roll the whole pizza into a cylinder and bite down it like a cock

Biting cocks is wrong, man.


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Response to Pizza and Knife & Fork 2008-05-11 12:06:58 Reply

Agreed, although sticking a fork into the middle of a slice and taking bites out of it is acceptable if the cheese has run onto the bottom and it would be impossible to eat with your fingers without burning yourself/get covered in cheese.


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Response to Pizza and Knife & Fork 2008-05-11 12:13:43 Reply

Seriously, what idiots eat pizza with a knife and fork? Why don't they just eat their pizza with a spoon like everyone else?

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Response to Pizza and Knife & Fork 2008-05-11 12:21:22 Reply

you're right, pizza HAS always been a working class meal.

ever since its invention in the 16th century by an unknown peasent, but it was made famous by none working class royalty.

The innovation which gave us the particular flat bread we call "pizza" was the use of tomato as a topping. For some time after the tomato was brought to Europe from the Americas in the 16th century, it was believed by many Europeans to be poisonous (as are some other fruits of the nightshade family). However, by the late 18th century it was common for the poor of the area around Naples to add tomato to their yeast-based flat bread, and so the pizza was born. The dish gained in popularity, and soon Pizza became a tourist attraction as visitors to Naples ventured into the poorer areas of the city in order to try the local specialty.

Until about 1830, pizza was sold from open-air stands and street vendors out of pizza bakeries. Antica Pizzeria Port'Alba in Naples is widely regarded as the world's first pizzeria.[citation needed] They started producing pizzas for peddlers in 1738 but expanded to a pizza restaurant with chairs and tables in 1830, and still serve pizza from the same premises today. A description of pizza in Naples around 1830 is given by the French writer and food expert Alexandre Dumas, père in his work Le Corricolo, Chapter VIII [8]. He writes that pizza was the only food of the humble people in Naples during winter, and that "in Naples pizza is flavored with oil, lard, tallow, cheese, tomato, or anchovies".

The Neapolitans take their pizza very seriously. Purists, like the famous pizzeria "Da Michele" in Via C.Sersale (founded: 1870) [10] consider there to be only two true pizzas - the "Marinara" and the "Margherita" and that is all they serve. The Marinara is the oldest and has a topping of tomato, oregano, garlic, extra virgin olive oil and usually basil. It was named "Marinara" not, as many believe, because it has seafood on it (it doesn't) but because it was the food the fishermen ate when they returned home from fishing trips in the Bay of Naples. The Margherita is attributed to baker Raffaele Esposito. Esposito worked at the pizzeria "Pietro... e basta così" (literally "Peter... and that's enough") which was established in 1780 and is still operating under the name "Pizzeria Brandi". In 1889, he baked three different pizzas for the visit of King Umberto I and Queen Margherita of Savoy. The Queen's favorite was a pizza evoking the colors of the Italian flag - green (basil leaves), white (mozzarella), and red (tomatoes).[11] This combination was named Pizza Margherita in her honor.

yeah, i watched channel special on pizza, but i copied and pasted that from wiki.


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Response to Pizza and Knife & Fork 2008-05-11 12:23:34 Reply

I eat Pizza with bare hands like a real man! Sometimes I don´t even take a slice of the pizza I just eat the Pizza in one piece. Beat that!
Also, you made me want to eat Pizza now.


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Response to Pizza and Knife & Fork 2008-05-11 12:26:58 Reply

At 5/11/08 11:01 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: People who stare at me while I'm eating should be shot.

Agreed.

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Response to Pizza and Knife & Fork 2008-05-11 12:27:42 Reply

But you still have to cut the pizza into slices, so you'll need some kind of blade anyways. I suggest using an authentic, ancient samurai sword worth $6k.

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Response to Pizza and Knife & Fork 2008-05-11 12:27:52 Reply

I would not shoot them but yeah it is fucking annoying the chef should slap them in the face with a wet cloth and chuck them out of the restaraunt.


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Response to Pizza and Knife & Fork 2008-05-11 12:28:04 Reply

People should eat pizza without arms.

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Response to Pizza and Knife & Fork 2008-05-11 12:28:33 Reply

If the pizza is extremely greasy (and I mean like dripping grease) I'll pick it up with a fork, but I never cut it. Does that mean I piss you off?

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Response to Pizza and Knife & Fork 2008-05-11 12:28:48 Reply

Sometimes I use a knife and fork when the pizza is home-made and it's too hot to pick up. Once it cools though I just use my hands.

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Response to Pizza and Knife & Fork 2008-05-11 13:39:39 Reply

You must hate these then.

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Response to Pizza and Knife & Fork 2008-05-11 13:40:48 Reply

I eat my pizza with a spoon.

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Response to Pizza and Knife & Fork 2008-05-11 14:00:23 Reply

I ate those totino's pizza bites with a ladle btw.

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Response to Pizza and Knife & Fork 2008-05-11 14:01:57 Reply

you Little people wouldnt understand.


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Response to Pizza and Knife & Fork 2008-05-11 14:15:40 Reply

At 5/11/08 11:01 AM, NavXIII wrote: Don't be a hater, dog.

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Response to Pizza and Knife & Fork 2008-05-11 14:16:09 Reply

PIzza can be done with hands OR knife and fork, depends on the situation.