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Kagoe

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Posted at: 5/11/08 09:57 AM

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Ok, so I'm at my Grandma's and my Grandad's for my Sunday lunch when I went to the bathroom- to wash my hands because we were going to have lunch (and yes I'm hygenic).
Anywayz, when I was washing my palms I noticed that the plug-hole had a bloody kinda shimmer to it, so, being curious, I touched it to see if it was geniun blood - it was. I was almost certain it wasn't from my hands, I havn't cut myself or anything. I look around, curiously, only to see drips of blood on the paper, toilet paper that is.
What in Jesus H Christ could be the reason for all this blood??!

I wish my over-grown lawn was an emo, so it would cut itself.

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Posted at: 5/11/08 09:59 AM

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A bad nosebleed perhaps?

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your grandparents are serial killers!

your next!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

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Kagoe

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At 5/11/08 09:59 AM, Eggys wrote: A bad nosebleed perhaps?

The blood was on the toilet paper which was hanging up, the wouldn't wipe their blood all over and leave it there....would they?

I wish my over-grown lawn was an emo, so it would cut itself.

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When a girl reaches a certain age much like yourself, things in your body begin to change....

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Menstruation?

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The toilet paper was on its period.

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At 5/11/08 10:11 AM, Jesse-Ray wrote: When a girl reaches a certain age much like yourself, things in your body begin to change....

hAHAHAHAHAHA, Thanks for the laugh.

Help me!

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Shaving accident perhaps?

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That is where they hide the corpses


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At 5/11/08 10:15 AM, greenfaerie4 wrote: Menstruation?

Exactly what I was thinking.

Didn't you ever get "The talk"?

Do not take the above post seriously.

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Kagoe

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Posted at: 5/11/08 10:32 AM

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No,no,NO! You've got it all wrong, I'm pretty sure my Granny didn't touch her self only to wipe it on the toilet paper accidently and wash her hands after using the sink...wait, what?

I wish my over-grown lawn was an emo, so it would cut itself.

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At 5/11/08 10:32 AM, Kagoe wrote: No,no,NO! You've got it all wrong, I'm pretty sure my Granny didn't touch her self only to wipe it on the toilet paper accidently and wash her hands after using the sink...wait, what?

That's because it was your mom. You're grandma probably doesn't meunstrate anymore.

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At 5/11/08 10:00 AM, Kagoe wrote:
At 5/11/08 09:59 AM, Eggys wrote: A bad nosebleed perhaps?
The blood was on the toilet paper which was hanging up, the wouldn't wipe their blood all over and leave it there....would they?

Or would they?

dun dun dun dun!!!!!
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At 5/11/08 10:35 AM, gumOnShoe wrote:
At 5/11/08 10:32 AM, Kagoe wrote: No,no,NO! You've got it all wrong, I'm pretty sure my Granny didn't touch her self only to wipe it on the toilet paper accidently and wash her hands after using the sink...wait, what?
That's because it was your mom. You're grandma probably doesn't meunstrate anymore.

why are you a mod when you can't tell the difference between your and you're?

<LordZeebmork> so basically, you would be okay with it if I got on my knees before I started

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At 5/11/08 10:11 AM, Jesse-Ray wrote: When a girl reaches a certain age much like yourself, things in your body begin to change....

I believe we have solved the mystery, my good sir.

If it wasn't for your meddling kids!

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Kagoe

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At 5/11/08 10:35 AM, gumOnShoe wrote:
At 5/11/08 10:32 AM, Kagoe wrote: No,no,NO! You've got it all wrong, I'm pretty sure my Granny didn't touch her self only to wipe it on the toilet paper accidently and wash her hands after using the sink...wait, what?
That's because it was your mom. You're grandma probably doesn't meunstrate anymore.

These are my Dad's parents and my parents are split up...thanks for opening up old woans >:@

I wish my over-grown lawn was an emo, so it would cut itself.

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Wow. That is a very disturbing story.

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Periods, dont worry about it, dont laugh at it.

Its basicly when the girl doesnt get pregnant and flushes out the eggs

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Or maybe,there is a ghost there,and it...ah fuck it,PERIODS LOL.

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Your grandpoppy sliced his dick.

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At 5/11/08 09:57 AM, Kagoe wrote: What in Jesus H Christ could be the reason for all this blood??!

Look at the ceiling, there might be some monster up there drooling remains of his previous victim.


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Maybe someone had a nosebleed and went in there to clean their face a bit. Or, someone busted onto their period unexpectedly.


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Your grandma must shit blood every now and then, no big deal.

Just fucking click it.
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You were in a new world, a world beyond space and time, which led you to ruthlessly kill your grandparents.

Somehow. . .

btw: It was her period, if your grandma is like 60+ then. . .maybe they're serial killers!

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At 5/11/08 10:11 AM, Jesse-Ray wrote: When a girl reaches a certain age much like yourself, things in your body begin to change....

Heh heh...

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Maybe you had a cut on your hand. And if not I'm suggesting a period but your grandma already went through medapause shit can't spell it. Is there a girl in the house going trough puberty? In your grandparents house.

I don't do drugs.


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The fact that you put an "h" in there?

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At 5/11/08 09:57 AM, Kagoe wrote: Ok, so I'm at my Grandma's and my Grandad's for my Sunday lunch when I went to the bathroom- to wash my hands because we were going to have lunch (and yes I'm hygenic).
Anywayz, when I was washing my palms I noticed that the plug-hole had a bloody kinda shimmer to it, so, being curious, I touched it to see if it was geniun blood - it was. I was almost certain it wasn't from my hands, I havn't cut myself or anything. I look around, curiously, only to see drips of blood on the paper, toilet paper that is.
What in Jesus H Christ could be the reason for all this blood??!

(hey what's wrong with being hygenic?)

maybe one of them had a nosebleed....its possible one of them accidently cit themselves,or your grandmother had her period......(but she could also be going through menopause and not have anymore periods)or.......you did actually cut yourself in a place you didn't notice (I know you checked,but I accidently cut myself once and didn't realize it until someone pointed it out)

thanx Phobotech =)

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