Newgrounds, I am tired of the French-ish attitude of the equal hatred of others yet wish they could be them, so this thread is to destroy that by creating a thread of the brutal truth on Newgrounds:
1. The mods will tell us of their hatred of the Chans, and the fear of Newgrounds becoming one of the Chans or some other "Anything goes" forum, yet these same mods are avid users of those forums.
2. All of the 10.000+ post users and the people who run this site put down young users who make seemingly moronic posts, but the fact remains that if they were to have been in that same situation at the same age, they would have made those sme p0sts 2 d3r frinds adn 2 0der usrs.
3. Threads used by users to explain why they are quitting Newgrounds are almost an internet version of a suicide bombing: Quitting this website, and trying to take others with them.
4. Why is it that many users are banned for making threads like this? Are mods/admins fearing that others may agree and actually come to the same conclusion, or do they fear that be not banning the person + locking the thread may actually show that they actually have the ability to have a heart?
5. I can't believe I am to thank these people, but the SS and the KK have actually done a good thing in their notorious hijacking of the Portal: it guarantees that freedom of speech isn't completely removed from Newgrounds.
6. Users from the Politics forum often attack their rivals in other threads in different forums; you may have always wondered why. The truth is that they fear people will realize that they have a total inability of changing the world around them, so they are trying to force those who seeming disagree with them to do it for them instead. They are all moronic, lazy fucks, and will have no bearing in society; if you wonder where all replacements of the retards of today, like Bill O'Reilly and Keith Olbermann, will come from, just look at that forum.
7. Lastly comes the truth no mod or admin wanted you to know: Mods and admins lock threads from jealousy of the users posting there, for they hope no one will realize that no mod here has the ability to make others laugh, with the exception of the many situations involving a pathetic attempt of putting someone down in the locking of that thread. Why did the "Are We Still Friends?", "He's Got Soul", "The Final Countdown" and "Work-Safe Porn" threads got locked/deleted? The hatred of the users who could actually make posts that make the common men and women of the world laugh. Mods lock and delete in self-hatred, yet they suffer nothing, while users suffer the ability to read or see something that could easily make anyone laugh.
As a final point, I will now show the classic .gif from the He's Got Soul thread that others may have forgotten about, for Newgrounds no longer has a soul, and I wish to resurrect it with my all-powerful powers.
With love to those who have learned,
Superstatguy.
PS - Don't ask/say I should quit Newgrounds; I plan on staying here just to spite you.
