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I bought a pair of shorts... 2008-05-10 18:27:46 Reply

...on eBay, and I just got them in the mail. Problem is, I didn't think about this before I bought them, and now I'm scared to wear them. What if the previous owner had herpes? What if they're infested with SARS, or better yet, Anthrax?

Advice plz.


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Response to I bought a pair of shorts... 2008-05-10 18:28:39 Reply

Why would you buy shorts on ebay? Unless they are some fantastic rare pair of shorts, it was a dumb idea.


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Response to I bought a pair of shorts... 2008-05-10 18:28:43 Reply

have them checked out...?


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Response to I bought a pair of shorts... 2008-05-10 18:29:36 Reply

At 5/10/08 06:28 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote: Why would you buy shorts on ebay? Unless they are some fantastic rare pair of shorts, it was a dumb idea.

Why would you sell a pair of shorts on eBay, unless you have herpes and you're only doing it for the lulz?


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Response to I bought a pair of shorts... 2008-05-10 18:31:57 Reply

Just send em through the wash a couple times, and you should be fine.

You run the same risk when you buy shorts in the department store - you don't know who else tried those shorts on prior to you buying them.


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Response to I bought a pair of shorts... 2008-05-10 18:33:05 Reply

you should test them on somebody you hate before you wear them

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Response to I bought a pair of shorts... 2008-05-10 18:34:47 Reply

At 5/10/08 06:29 PM, l0vemetal wrote:
At 5/10/08 06:28 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote: Why would you buy shorts on ebay? Unless they are some fantastic rare pair of shorts, it was a dumb idea.
Why would you sell a pair of shorts on eBay, unless you have herpes and you're only doing it for the lulz?

Why would you be fooled into doing such that?


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Response to I bought a pair of shorts... 2008-05-10 18:36:09 Reply

I just hope they're not jean shorts.


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Response to I bought a pair of shorts... 2008-05-10 18:36:23 Reply

Put them on, herpes rules.


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Response to I bought a pair of shorts... 2008-05-10 19:18:07 Reply

Ask for a refund?


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