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It isnt actually. She just has a fanny like a clowns pocket.

Did you know that pentration by just 2cm may be enough to stimulate the mythical G-Spot?

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At 5/10/08 02:50 PM, DingoTheDog wrote: Did you know that pentration by just 2cm may be enough to stimulate the mythical G-Spot?

Lucky for you, then.

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Yeah but have you ever thought of those who are no longer than a lengthy 2 CM?

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At 5/10/08 02:50 PM, DingoTheDog wrote: Did you know that pentration by just 2cm may be enough to stimulate the mythical G-Spot?

Good news for you and your magical 1 inch dick.

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Cool.

And I've gone in 8 inches, only done it once by accident.


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At 5/10/08 02:51 PM, DumbassDude wrote:
At 5/10/08 02:50 PM, DingoTheDog wrote: Did you know that pentration by just 2cm may be enough to stimulate the mythical G-Spot?
Lucky for you, then.

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At 5/10/08 02:51 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: And I've gone in 8 inches, only done it once by accident.

Woops, there goes the lies.

Lies make baby Jesus cry, bitch.

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At 5/10/08 02:52 PM, Sidorio wrote:
At 5/10/08 02:51 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: And I've gone in 8 inches, only done it once by accident.
Woops, there goes the lies.

I don't think he's lying.

I mean, I once went in 14 inches. By accident, of course.

I totally agree.

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At 5/10/08 02:51 PM, videogamer0810 wrote:
At 5/10/08 02:50 PM, DingoTheDog wrote: Did you know that pentration by just 2cm may be enough to stimulate the mythical G-Spot?
Good news for you and your magical 1 inch dick.

oh wow another flame how unexpected.

For the record I actually have a rather smooth Baldy Half-Incher.

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The redundancy of given knowledge to this thread is fascinating.

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At 5/10/08 02:53 PM, SirBackBoobs wrote:
At 5/10/08 02:52 PM, Sidorio wrote:
At 5/10/08 02:51 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: And I've gone in 8 inches, only done it once by accident.
Woops, there goes the lies.
I don't think he's lying.

I mean, I once went in 14 inches. By accident, of course.

Somebody call the lie squad.

Lies make baby Jesus cry, bitch.

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At 5/10/08 02:53 PM, SirBackBoobs wrote:
At 5/10/08 02:52 PM, Sidorio wrote:
At 5/10/08 02:51 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: And I've gone in 8 inches, only done it once by accident.
Woops, there goes the lies.
I don't think he's lying.

I mean, I once went in 14 inches. By accident, of course.

Are you men or women?
21 inches, now thats a massive load.

I could only swallow so much viagra.

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I don't have a cock.......

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It's not like that matters to me, considering I have a 12 inch dick, get A+ for every single grade, am the most popular kid in school, have a girlfriend, and I am the quarterback for the schools football team.

We are all, right?


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Are you men or women?
21 inches, now thats a massive load.

I could only swallow so much viagra.

Well, I am only three years old, so 14 inches isn't too bad.

I totally agree.

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At 5/10/08 02:56 PM, beanieclock wrote: It's not like that matters to me, considering I have a 12 inch dick, get A+ for every single grade, am the most popular kid in school, have a girlfriend, and I am the quarterback for the schools football team.

We are all, right?

yea, except my cock is 13 inches and i have 4 girlfriends, two are identical twins who speak think and act as one.


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At 5/10/08 02:56 PM, beanieclock wrote: It's not like that matters to me, considering I have a 12 inch dick, get A+ for every single grade, am the most popular kid in school, have a girlfriend, and I am the quarterback for the schools football team.

We are all, right?

Sorry, I can't hear you over the MASSIVE ORGASMS MY GIRLFRIEND IS HAVING IN THIS HUEG FUCKING ORGY GOING ON AT MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW. Repeat it after I finish my beer.

Lies make baby Jesus cry, bitch.

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At 5/10/08 02:55 PM, parzo wrote: I don't have a cock.......

You can borrow mine.

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Ah, a thread about dicks. Smells like pine.

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Sorry, I can't hear you over the MASSIVE ORGASMS MY GIRLFRIEND IS HAVING IN THIS HUEG FUCKING ORGY GOING ON AT MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW. Repeat it after I finish my beer.

We can all tell your lying. I mean, you spelled huge wrong.

I totally agree.

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At 5/10/08 02:59 PM, Sidorio wrote:
At 5/10/08 02:56 PM, beanieclock wrote:
Sorry, I can't hear you over the MASSIVE ORGASMS MY GIRLFRIEND IS HAVING IN THIS HUEG FUCKING ORGY GOING ON AT MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW. Repeat it after I finish my beer.

Women might not be doing it for you if your on newgrounds while engaged on penetrative sexual intercourse. Try offering a reach around to one of the male participants of the orgy and see how things progress from there.

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My dick is like loooooooooooooool.


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At 5/10/08 03:00 PM, SirBackBoobs wrote:
Sorry, I can't hear you over the MASSIVE ORGASMS MY GIRLFRIEND IS HAVING IN THIS HUEG FUCKING ORGY GOING ON AT MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW. Repeat it after I finish my beer.
We can all tell your lying. I mean, you spelled huge wrong.

But not all of us can tell that something is a joke.

Do not take the above post seriously.

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At 5/10/08 03:04 PM, SaltshakerClock wrote:
At 5/10/08 03:00 PM, SirBackBoobs wrote:
Sorry, I can't hear you over the MASSIVE ORGASMS MY GIRLFRIEND IS HAVING IN THIS HUEG FUCKING ORGY GOING ON AT MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW. Repeat it after I finish my beer.
We can all tell your lying. I mean, you spelled huge wrong.
But not all of us can tell that something is a joke.

I hate those people too. There all just a bunch of arrogant assholes. Am I right, or am I right?

I totally agree.

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At 5/10/08 03:05 PM, SirBackBoobs wrote: I hate those people too. There all just a bunch of arrogant assholes. Am I right, or am I right?

No, its called humour.

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At 5/10/08 03:00 PM, SirBackBoobs wrote:
Sorry, I can't hear you over the MASSIVE ORGASMS MY GIRLFRIEND IS HAVING IN THIS HUEG FUCKING ORGY GOING ON AT MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW. Repeat it after I finish my beer.
We can all tell your lying. I mean, you spelled huge wrong.

DUD I RLY? OOPS I GESS I SHUD HAV BEAN MOAR CAREFUL SHUDENT I? I SWER IT WASENT DELIBERIT.

Lies make baby Jesus cry, bitch.

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PENIS PUMPER!

here he comes here comes speed racer hes the demon of wheels...............hes the demon and hes gona go after someone

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At 5/10/08 03:24 PM, string227 wrote: PENIS PUMPER!

Pencil Dick Pump.

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I don't need your help! I get emails all the time telling me I can increase my penis size.

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At 5/10/08 04:04 PM, Kalibur wrote: I don't need your help! I get emails all the time telling me I can increase my penis size.

Im saying you dont need to increase it. She just needs to do pilates to tighten her wizards sleeve of a cunt.

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