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Man Im 14 and I friggin know what to use hookers for!

cutting the grass obviously

My laughter for the day, my friend will get a kick out of this.

This kid is a god.

I can just imagine those cops now, *breaks down door, gun drawn* "FREEE, POLI....what the...you kids are fucked up"

i would have sucked there dicks instead

And he wants to become a politician, LOL! it figures....

Hahaha, what an idiot. The thing is, he was really clever getting the credit card. He answered all the security questions correctly, he sent off for it, he did everything "right". But when he actually got it, he made the stupidest decisions ever. Serves him right, I say.

Ha, what a fool, yet a genius at the same time. If I were in his position, I would use hookers for their proper use.

To play rugby, of course.

Simple. You pay a hooker to have sex with you no matter who you are.

Hahaha, 30k though, what a fucking little brat.

If you're going to hire hookers, at least play something better than Halo 3!

At 5/10/08 07:14 AM, Bullion wrote: Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

That's all we need, more retarded politicians in the world. There must be something wrong with that kid, anyway - what 13 year old in their right mind has the ambition to become a politician?!

Seriously? Buying hookers so you can stay in a motel room... TO PLAY HALO AND EAT FRITOS!?!?!?

Shows how stupid Texans are.

Flame war begins.

Yeah, right.

What can I say...

GENIUS!

oh teh funnies....not that unusual thou 4 an american 2 want 2 play games instead of "getting down to business"

At 5/10/08 07:14 AM, Bullion wrote:

:Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament.

What, play Halo with prostitutes?

Ha ha that's fucking classic.

I lol'd hard.

There's no way this is true. It's just not possible.

epic.....well, theyre thirteen! what do you expect? i didnt expect for them to hump the call girls like rotten apples

At 5/10/08 07:14 AM, Bullion wrote: the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Things were different when I was their age. And by that I mean things were pretty much exactly how they are two years later.

Gamertag: Hooker.

they should make this into a movie
home alone 6

At 5/10/08 07:15 AM, Yiffy wrote:

At 5/10/08 07:14 AM, Bullion wrote: Full title: 13 year old hires hookers to play halo 3 with him.

What an asshole, that kid.

i agree i`ve seen some wierd things on NG but this just hit the new record

Too bad there wasn't a hidden camera for this.

I'm really, really glad that the reporters decided to be cool and leave the last line in.

Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

The sad part is this is happening everywhere in the world...poor hookers...expecting to have some quality time with "men" who have "disabilities" only to have them play Halo...*sigh* what a plight on prostitutes everywhere...

Noob Kids...