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Posted at: 5/9/08 10:31 PM

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What would be your first reaction in hearing that phrase?

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Posted at: 5/9/08 10:31 PM

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A man can get pregnant?

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Posted at: 5/9/08 10:32 PM

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At 5/9/08 10:31 PM, Brick-top wrote: What would be your first reaction in hearing that phrase?

It would be
" OMG IM A GUY, IM NOT PREGNANT"

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Posted at: 5/9/08 10:32 PM

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Posted at: 5/9/08 10:32 PM

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Get me a fucking clothes hanger.

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Posted at: 5/9/08 10:33 PM

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Posted at: 5/9/08 10:33 PM

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pull out the cattle prod and go to town on her uterus

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Posted at: 5/9/08 10:35 PM

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At 5/9/08 10:31 PM, Brick-top wrote: What would be your first reaction in hearing that phrase?

I'd throw a tantrum, and then accept the fact that I have a little person growing inside my manly body....

Wait. Manly body? That's not right.

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At 5/9/08 10:32 PM, Skybolt-DX wrote: Get me a fucking clothes hanger.

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congratulations, you're pregnant.

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Posted at: 5/9/08 10:39 PM

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If it were true and I believed it for some reason, I'd be like "oh shit."

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At 5/9/08 10:36 PM, DgsGaming wrote:
At 5/9/08 10:31 PM, Brick-top wrote: What would be your first reaction in hearing that phrase?
I'd throw a tantrum, and then accept the fact that I have a little person growing inside my manly body....

Wait. Manly body? That's not right.

Yeah, you're not a man. You're an alien who has come to steal souls and urinate in ice cube trays

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At 5/9/08 10:40 PM, Brick-top wrote: Yeah, you're not a man. You're an alien who has come to steal souls and urinate in ice cube trays

Pfft! What a bunch of shit.

I so do not pee in cube trays...

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Posted at: 5/9/08 10:42 PM

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Posted at: 5/9/08 10:47 PM

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well 2 things...

how the fuck did i get pregnent... i'm a man and i always wear condems...

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abortion is wrong.... get the captain, a beer bong, a cigar and 3 cartons of camels

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Posted at: 5/9/08 10:50 PM

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At 5/9/08 10:32 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: "I wonder how much an abortion costs."

im sorry but abortions are illegal here
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Posted at: 5/9/08 11:43 PM

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I'd just watch Knocked Up or Juno, and then laugh and puke the fetus out.

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If I was a girl, I kill myself or go when the baby is born, I set it up for adoption.

I'm a guy, so I can't get pregnant.

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Posted at: 5/9/08 11:51 PM

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