damn retards!

[subarufreak]

there are these 2 idoits annoying me because idoit no.1 made up some bullshit story about me sending some lads to beat her up then th next day either changed her story and made up another one about me sending some girl to beat her up.

So then idoit no.2 belived this bullshit and keeps giving me threats that he is gunna beat me up on monday, but he is really fat and tall so thats kind of an advantage and "apparently" he goes to some self-defense class or something.

so i figured to be on the safe side if he does fight me im gunna cheat!

but the problem is i have no ideas, the only one i do have is either ge a lighter a spray flammable liquid through it (deodrant etc.) or just spray it in his eyes so it blinds him

so do you lot have any other ideas that i can get this fat fuck??

[Zombie-Shark]

How about you fight fair pussy

[Cyberdevil]

At 5/9/08 04:35 PM, subarufreak wrote: so do you lot have any other ideas that i can get this fat fuck??

A revolver

[stosh1919]

bring a wire or a guitar string thats wat i do

[Piss]

C'est quois des retard?

[HorseSperm]

dont rape him

[Dauntasa]

What's a "idoit"?

[RacistBassist]

Have fun getting arrested if you use those.

If this story is true, which I highly doubt, just fight him normally and punch him on the inside of the elbow on whatever his strongest arm is, this will make his punches weaker, and then just do what you would normally do in a fight.

Well actually no, don't do what you'd do, do what most people who fight would do.
1. Aim for face
2. Hit your target
3. ???
4. PROFIT!

[ParadoxSaint]

Damn naggers, stealing watermelons.

[Siblau]

grab his cock...with BARBED WIRE >:D

[subarufreak]

At 5/9/08 04:38 PM, HorseSperm wrote: dont rape him

but that was gunna be my finale

[subarufreak]

At 5/9/08 04:41 PM, Dauntasa wrote: What's a "idoit"?

yeah sorry i've never been able to spell IDIOT properly i got the i's mixed up

[doody1]

GRAB HIS COCK.

It had to be done.

[RacistBassist]

At 5/9/08 04:46 PM, doody1 wrote: GRAB HIS COCK.

It had to be done.

No it didn't

[subarufreak]

im not actually gunna get any good ideas from newgrounds am i, anyone any ideas where i can?

[SlipperyMooseCakes]

At 5/9/08 04:46 PM, doody1 wrote: GRAB HIS COCK.

It had to be done.

Not at all.

[Siblau]

At 5/9/08 04:46 PM, doody1 wrote: GRAB HIS COCK.

It had to be done.

I already did it :'(
Apologize or give me a blowjob

[g0t2]

Just kick him in the nuts.

[RacistBassist]

At 5/9/08 04:48 PM, subarufreak wrote: im not actually gunna get any good ideas from newgrounds am i, anyone any ideas where i can?

My first post in this thread.

Seriously, get someone to punch the inside of your elbow as hard as they can and you tell me if you are going to be able to throw more then a few punches

[putzpie]

At 5/9/08 04:41 PM, RacistBassist wrote: Have fun getting arrested if you use those.

If this story is true, which I highly doubt, just fight him normally and punch him on the inside of the elbow on whatever his strongest arm is, this will make his punches weaker, and then just do what you would normally do in a fight.

Well actually no, don't do what you'd do, do what most people who fight would do.
1. Aim for face
2. Hit your target
3. ???
4. PROFIT!

Actually I've heard that going for the body is a better idea, and hitting the head makes them want to fight.

but I've never been in a fight so wtf do I know.

[BandaiRoo]

Just start crying and run to a teacher, holding your stomach. Tell the teacher he hit you. That way you won't have to see him again for a while.

[subarufreak]

Can anyone tell me some actual good advice the only good advice i have had so far is from racist bassist but that move seems kinda hard to do because in a fight it would be quite hard to hit inside the elbow.

So does anyone know any good moves that could knock them out or any easy to come by weapons, does anyone know what i could use as a tazor because that would be good?

[RacistBassist]

At 5/9/08 05:10 PM, subarufreak wrote: Can anyone tell me some actual good advice the only good advice i have had so far is from racist bassist but that move seems kinda hard to do because in a fight it would be quite hard to hit inside the elbow.

If he is right handed, step to the right, and when his arm is fully extended into the punch, unless he did a swinging motion, just aim and BAM.

So does anyone know any good moves that could knock them out or any easy to come by weapons, does anyone know what i could use as a tazor because that would be good?

Don't use weapons.

Seriously, use the environment instead, if he is in front of the wall just charge at him, grab around the waist, and bash him into the wall.

MAKE SURE YOUR HEAD IS IN FRONT OF HIS BODY AND NOT ON THE SIDE.

[BandaiRoo]

At 5/9/08 05:10 PM, subarufreak wrote: Can anyone tell me some actual good advice the only good advice i have had so far is from racist bassist but that move seems kinda hard to do because in a fight it would be quite hard to hit inside the elbow.

So does anyone know any good moves that could knock them out or any easy to come by weapons, does anyone know what i could use as a tazor because that would be good?

You could always kick the back of their knee, it'll knock him down and make him vulnerable.

[killslasher]

At 5/9/08 04:48 PM, subarufreak wrote: im not actually gunna get any good ideas from newgrounds am i, anyone any ideas where i can?

Nutrition.
Then endurance workouts.
You wont have much problems On the OFFENSE for a fat fuck.
Though if a fat fuck attakcs you,there is a chance you need some defence.
Abdominal helps.
Keeps some air in you when your stomach has been damaged.
And makes sure you dont feel as much pain.

Nutrition,well,protein is the most valuable nutrient you can get for fighting.
Try NOT to use too much heavy workouts,rest helps you build strength too if you have worked out that day.If you do anything heavy too much in a day,You will "overtrain",making you weaker.

Your face,might be a problem,im not sure how to make that stronger...

[paperclip442]

pussy take it like a man

[alternativesolution]

Uhh..what?

[alternativesolution]

At 5/9/08 04:37 PM, Piss wrote: C'est quois des retard?

Je demander..

[subarufreak]

At 5/9/08 06:05 PM, alternativesolution wrote:

At 5/9/08 04:37 PM, Piss wrote: C'est quois des retard?

Je demander..

what?!?!

[nsc007]

At 5/9/08 04:37 PM, Piss wrote: C'est quois des retard?

i think you are asking about lates, not retards. learn to french. Es-tu stupide?