Man in crate and ships himself

[Sawke]

This guy HAS to be an NG user.

My hero!

Criminal charges were filed by Federal Prosecutors against a man who climbed into a crate and had himself shipped by air from New York to Dallas to visit his parents. Charles McKinley was charged with stowing away on a cargo jet.

[Adio]

At 5/9/08 03:18 PM, Sawke wrote: This guy HAS to be an NG user.

My hero!

Criminal charges were filed by Federal Prosecutors against a man who climbed into a crate and had himself shipped by air from New York to Dallas to visit his parents. Charles McKinley was charged with stowing away on a cargo jet.

He's pretty clever. Must be a skinny little fucker too.

[Cosmonautical]

Hey, if he paid for the postage then he isn't stowing away!

He should be celebrated, not fined

[Cyberdevil]

At 5/9/08 03:18 PM, Sawke wrote: This guy HAS to be an NG user.

I read a story about something similar once. This dude tried getting into his girlfriends house, but he couldn't, so he sent himself there in a box. then his girlfriend tried to open the box with a knife and killed him.

[solardave]

Didn't a man do that to get out of prison?

[Legionnaire-X]

I wouldnt do that if you paid me.

I'd be afraid of being smashed or not being able to get out.

[solardave]

At 5/9/08 03:21 PM, solardave wrote: Didn't a man do that to get out of prison?

A source

[Sawke]

At 5/9/08 03:21 PM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 5/9/08 03:18 PM, Sawke wrote: This guy HAS to be an NG user.

I read a story about something similar once. This dude tried getting into his girlfriends house, but he couldn't, so he sent himself there in a box. then his girlfriend tried to open the box with a knife and killed him.

she stabbed him THAT hard? where?

[Cyberdevil]

At 5/9/08 03:21 PM, solardave wrote: Didn't a man do that to get out of prison?

Probably, it's all been done now. :P

[Iamjohn]

At 5/9/08 03:18 PM, Sawke wrote: This guy HAS to be an NG user.

My hero!

Criminal charges were filed by Federal Prosecutors against a man who climbed into a crate and had himself shipped by air from New York to Dallas to visit his parents. Charles McKinley was charged with stowing away on a cargo jet.

Wait, so he can't afford plane tickets? D:

[UnknownFear]

At 5/9/08 03:21 PM, Cyberdevil wrote: I read a story about something similar once. This dude tried getting into his girlfriends house, but he couldn't, so he sent himself there in a box. then his girlfriend tried to open the box with a knife and killed him.

... you mean, while the girlfriend was trying to get the box open with a knife, she couldn't hear the boyfriends screams?

[sqrage]

At 5/9/08 03:24 PM, UnknownFear wrote: ... you mean, while the girlfriend was trying to get the box open with a knife, she couldn't hear the boyfriends screams?

Her first attempt at opening it was prolly a deep stab.

[Cyberdevil]

At 5/9/08 03:40 PM, sqrage wrote:

At 5/9/08 03:24 PM, UnknownFear wrote: ... you mean, while the girlfriend was trying to get the box open with a knife, she couldn't hear the boyfriends screams?

Her first attempt at opening it was prolly a deep stab.

Exactly, a wild scream pierced the silence, and then a dark puddle of red blood started forming at the bottom of the box, she pulled back the knife, stumbled, fell to the grown, her eyes wide, her mouth gaping, the eveil deeds she achieved.

[Britkid]

At 5/9/08 03:18 PM, Sawke wrote: This guy HAS to be an NG user.

I don't get it. Are you saying that all NG users stow away on planes, or that they're simply desperate to see their parents?

[DannyJay]

omg. that could've been a terrorist!

imagine. A terrorist may do this now

[Cyberdevil]

At 5/9/08 03:43 PM, Britkid wrote: I don't get it. Are you saying that all NG users stow away on planes, or that they're simply desperate to see their parents?

NG users have no limits, their creativity knowns no bounds, they are so crazy that they without doubts swallow batches of concrete and nitrogene in one go resulting in quick death. I wonder whatever happened to that user anyway . . .

[Sawke]

At 5/9/08 03:47 PM, Cyberdevil wrote:

NG users have no limits, their creativity knowns no bounds, they are so crazy that they without doubts swallow batches of concrete and nitrogene in one go resulting in quick death. I wonder whatever happened to that user anyway . . .

uhm ya what he said

[bearchild]

That's some cool shit!

Has anyone successfully done this? You'd need a pretty good disguise to prove it wasn't you wot done it.

[Thimbles]

At 5/9/08 03:52 PM, bearchild wrote: You'd need a pretty good disguise to prove it wasn't you wot done it.

Hahahahahahaha.

What are you, nine?

[Cyberdevil]

At 5/9/08 03:52 PM, bearchild wrote: Has anyone successfully done this?

In the old days when they didn't have so tight airport security I suppose it was highly possible. Now? Hell no. The future is boring.

[Sawke]

At 5/9/08 03:52 PM, bearchild wrote: That's some cool shit!

Has anyone successfully done this? You'd need a pretty good disguise to prove it wasn't you wot done it.

Yes come out the box as batman then run away. No one would be any the wiser.

[FallenMarine]

Hm. I hope he had made it comfy for him, with food and a little tv. If not, it would be a boring trip.

[Sawke]

At 5/9/08 03:23 PM, solardave wrote:

At 5/9/08 03:21 PM, solardave wrote: Didn't a man do that to get out of prison?

A source

that story would have been Epic if the package was going from one prison to another. Sigh...missed lul opportunity.

[Cyberdevil]

At 5/9/08 04:14 PM, FallenMarine wrote: Hm. I hope he had made it comfy for him, with food and a little tv. If not, it would be a boring trip.

I wonder how a klastrophobic person would have handled the trip . . .