I Have Aids

[Seatbeltnazi]

So, I just broke up with my girlfriend last month because she was cheating on me(she denies it, though and it has ruined her reputation, and decide to get over it with alcohol and hanging out with friends. My friend has a party to cheer me up, and we drink A LOT.

So then I see this girl, super hot across the room. She is being overly aggressive with me, really flirtatious. So then we go up into the bedroom, and have sex. I had not thought to bring a rubber, because I did not think I would be getting any.

So then after we get done, she whispered 'Jenny says Hi' Into my ear. I thought nothing of it and stumbeled home later that night. So then yesterday... god I am shaking as I write this... I went to get my blood tested for this new medication I am taking, and the test was positive for Aids.

So, NG. Help me out. What should I do with my last remaining days?

[MisterEpic]

Spread it.

[mariomusicmaker1]

At 5/8/08 10:25 PM, MisterEpic wrote: Spread it.

Jail time, then die in jail. IDEAL!

[Zerok]

Blood doesn't test positive for AIDS.

You sure you're not full of shit?

[NAMEOFUSER]

since you have a lot of days left because aids isnt a fast killer (watch the news) you should do alot of stuff.

[Seatbeltnazi]

At 5/8/08 10:27 PM, Zerok wrote: Blood doesn't test positive for AIDS.

You sure you're not full of shit?

Swear to god.

[redsox14]

that really sucks man sorry.

[Chiklay4]

At 5/8/08 10:25 PM, Seatbeltnazi wrote: So, NG. Help me out. What should I do with my last remaining days?

Spread it.

[Orrendamente]

AIDs or HIV? There's a difference, you see.
Also, you probably still have a few years left.

[All-Hallows]

They don't just randomly test people's blood for "Aids", they test for HIV specifically with the informed consent of the person first. So unless you asked them to do an HIV test, they didn't do one.

Try to come up with a believable story plz

[FullArsenal]

AIDS is only in semen, breast milk, and vaginal liquids or something. You can't find out you have aids by getting a blood test.

[AwesomeRific]

Rape all of her friends lol.

Then her for last.

[Zerok]

At 5/8/08 10:27 PM, Seatbeltnazi wrote: Swear to god.

Oh I'm convinced now!

Your story involves some ex using her gorgeous HIV+ friend to lure you into catching the virus, then your topic question is how to spend your last remaining days in a sort of nonchalant manner. You didn't do any research into AIDS before making this topic, did you?

:P

[Gdark1]

Have sex with George Bush so he can die a slow AIDS Related Death.

And maybe Mel Gibson while your at it

[Seatbeltnazi]

SHHHHHHH

[blazer133]

I like to have wet drams to.

[Orrendamente]

At 5/8/08 10:27 PM, Seatbeltnazi wrote:

At 5/8/08 10:27 PM, Zerok wrote: Blood doesn't test positive for AIDS.

You sure you're not full of shit?

I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive.

Fixed.

[Zerok]

At 5/8/08 10:29 PM, All-Hallows wrote: They don't just randomly test people's blood for "Aids", they test for HIV specifically with the informed consent of the person first. So unless you asked them to do an HIV test, they didn't do one.

Haha, that's right, you need to have a form filled out by your doctor and everything.

Bullshit story and attention bid ENDED.