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Hahaha

Obviously he is a woman, hes got fast hands.

Something's wrong with you. I can't believe you asked Newgrounds.

If you haven't been jacking off for a little while, you'll see little to no sperm. Give it time, and if not, see your doctor. Ugh, that's fucking creepy, make sure your doctor isn't a pedo.

At 5/8/08 09:43 PM, Jesse-Ray wrote: You produce sperm fine enough, I was a real late bloomer, didn't manage it till I was 14 haha. I think that made my virgin years easier being really only 2 of them.

u lucky bastard/

Orgasmic!

At 5/8/08 05:49 PM, TSstudios wrote: ok. honestly. im 13, and I cant make sperm. I try and I cant. I dunno if Im a late bloomer or what.

When I masterbate I get good feelings and my legs start to shake alot. than i continue for 3 miuntes or so but it begins to feel like i'll have my stomache and thighs explode. so I dunno if im late bloomer or its supposed to feel that way.

if I need to do something else, please tell me, and what does ejaculating feel like? my dad said its "not like any other" I was thinking like peeing?

Tell me. Help me.

lmao lulz hahahahahah what a loser asking for people to tell him what it feels like lol why would you even put info like that on newgrounds lol

At 5/8/08 05:51 PM, videogamer0810 wrote: <laughs>

Oh, man... you really picked the wrong place to ask this kind of question.

Prepare to have your self-esteem mortally wounded.

hell yeah owned pwned lulz

Maybe it's blocked. Take a pin and put it in the little hole at the end of your dick and try and clean it out.

Squeezing out piss.

Lmfao.
I don't remember what not cumming after sex feels like.

At 5/9/08 08:35 AM, Darkside7000 wrote: Maybe it's blocked. Take a pin and put it in the little hole at the end of your dick and try and clean it out.

lmao ouch

At 5/9/08 08:57 AM, fallensoul289 wrote:

At 5/9/08 08:35 AM, Darkside7000 wrote: Maybe it's blocked. Take a pin and put it in the little hole at the end of your dick and try and clean it out.

lmao ouch

dumb shit. Im learning about Aids now..............I did once stick a penny in my hole when I was 3. It hurt and it was hard to get out.....it didn't really go in but like the edge

At 5/8/08 05:55 PM, Toasty4you wrote:

Child porn does not belong on NG. > : (

Half of the people on Newgrounds watch it though.

Not me.

if you hold it, you will cum

At 5/8/08 06:03 PM, TSstudios wrote:

At 5/8/08 06:01 PM, Wizard-Lock wrote: It feels... nice? What the fuck do you expect?

like it feels like eating a cake, but with your penis.

Pwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Made this thread next week and you would have a much better time.

Ejaculating feels exactly like what you're feeling when you reach the climax (if you already did) but semen will come out off your cock. Just wait approximately 1 year and you'll be sure to get it
I got my ejaculation-powers when I was 14, I was also a latybird.

uhm im 12 and i was wondering...

a few weeks ago i needed to take a crap later on... *craps* *craps* and then i started to piss and then my piss was all red so wtf?

P.S im a guy

At 5/8/08 05:50 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: You're a woman.

Seconded.

u too?

It's okay, until you feel the GUILT.

At 5/10/08 12:52 PM, lazyyMitch wrote: It's okay, until you feel the GUILT.

wtf?