Alphabet of Manliness Collab

[Battosai810]

I don't post here often, so bear with me.
I want to create a new collab based on Maddox's Alphabet of Manliness, one of the most ball-stompingly good books ever written.
Of course, there's 26 letters in it, and I'm hoping to make a collab with different authors doing each one.
A - Ass kicking
B - Boners
C - Copping a feel
D - Taking a Dump
E - Enlightenment
F - Female Wrestling
G - Gas
H - Hot Sauce
I - Irate
J - Jerky, beef (battosai810)
K - Knockers
L - Lumberjacks
M - Metal
N - Norris, Chuck
O - Obedience
P - Pirates
Q - Quickies
R - Road Rage
S - Sneaking a Peek
T - Taunting
U - Urinal Etiquette
V - Violence (Superlineman01)
W - Winner
X - XXX
Y - Yelling (Superlineman01)
Z - Zombies (battosai810)

Each segment will be 5 seconds long (no less than 5 seconds, but under 6) and will be set to the song "Now You're a Man" by DVDA (was used in the Trey Parker movie Orgazmo - Youtube vid with the song)
I'm aiming to have the content be funny, and of course with topics like XXX porn and violence, this is gonna be more adult oriented, so feel free to let loose with blood and tits.
So here's the specs:

5 seconds (slightly longer but under 6 is alright)
Standard size
16fps
Author's name and their letter/definition (ex: J is for Jerky, Beef)

If you're interested, reply in this thread with what letter(s) you would like to do. The only real criteria is for submissions to be of decent quality, reflecting at least marginal effort. Not looking for Swain quality stuff here (awesome as that would be) but I don't want to see any lousy stick movie done by someone in Windows movie maker. The projected due date is for late June or early July, not totally concrete yet, but should give you people time to make some decent submissions for it.

email submissions in .fla form to me at [e-mail] and feel free to PM me with any questions! Good luck!

[jamboreen]

I think i could do B and Taking a dump, with a month thats plenty of time for me to hammer out a decent effort and the 16 FPS would work for me, Definatly put me down for taking a dump, and a maybe for a Boner if i have time(i get like less than an hour a day to work with flash.)

[Battosai810]

Alright, I'll mark you down for Taking a Dump, but I'll leave B for Boners open until you're sure you can do both in time.
There's plenty of time until the due date, so feel free to send me parts anytime in varied state of completion even.

[Swordsbite]

Can i join, id like to try sneaking a peak or metal

[Swordsbite]

nm then

[Battosai810]

At 5/8/08 04:44 PM, Swordsbite wrote: Can i join, id like to try sneaking a peak or metal

You're welcome in, but I'd like to see some actual flash work from people before accepting people on the first whim. I'm not doubting yours or anyone else's abilities, I just want some idea what people's flash skills look like.

[jamboreen]

At 5/8/08 04:52 PM, Battosai810 wrote:

At 5/8/08 04:44 PM, Swordsbite wrote: Can i join, id like to try sneaking a peak or metal

You're welcome in, but I'd like to see some actual flash work from people before accepting people on the first whim. I'm not doubting yours or anyone else's abilities, I just want some idea what people's flash skills look like.

I can Give you some small examples of my work if you would like?
i have some work i did a long time ago, But i want my fist actualy submission to Newgrounds to be very good. That is why I am going to work really hard on this, a 5 second clip will work extremely well for me to begin with my Career, im not going to up and disapear, i see this as my step forward into the FLash world.

[Battosai810]

At 5/8/08 04:57 PM, jamboreen wrote:

At 5/8/08 04:52 PM, Battosai810 wrote:

At 5/8/08 04:44 PM, Swordsbite wrote: Can i join, id like to try sneaking a peak or metal

You're welcome in, but I'd like to see some actual flash work from people before accepting people on the first whim. I'm not doubting yours or anyone else's abilities, I just want some idea what people's flash skills look like.

I can Give you some small examples of my work if you would like?
i have some work i did a long time ago, But i want my fist actualy submission to Newgrounds to be very good. That is why I am going to work really hard on this, a 5 second clip will work extremely well for me to begin with my Career, im not going to up and disapear, i see this as my step forward into the FLash world.

Very noble, I can see you really want in on this. You're marked in on my bulletin of this on my profile - if you want to send me some old work just for kicks that would be fine. If not, that's fine. I trust you'll make something good with the time and effort.

[jamboreen]

Sketch

Which became this.

Those two are what i would call the best examples of how my skills were, took me about a Day to go from the first imgage to the Second

[El-Presidente]

Rah, I love this book. I actually would happen to have it, so if anyone wants some information about what any of the chapters say, please PM me and I'd love to send you some of the headers and what Maddox talks about. I wish you had made this a bit later. I'm trying to get a tablet and I'd love to join, but I'm not 100% sure. If I do get one, I'd love to though.

[Battosai810]

At 5/8/08 05:42 PM, El-Presidente wrote: Rah, I love this book. I actually would happen to have it, so if anyone wants some information about what any of the chapters say, please PM me and I'd love to send you some of the headers and what Maddox talks about. I wish you had made this a bit later. I'm trying to get a tablet and I'd love to join, but I'm not 100% sure. If I do get one, I'd love to though.

Well, I'm a mouse-drawing guy, but that's just me. There's a long time for you to make it though!
Fill me in with any updates you get!

[joshman7]

CAN I DO ASS KICKING!

[DreamworX]

I can't believe nobody took N - Norris, Chuck yet ;)

[Battosai810]

At 5/8/08 06:36 PM, DreamworX wrote: I can't believe nobody took N - Norris, Chuck yet ;)

Well, if you're interested, it's open!

[Battosai810]

At 5/8/08 07:22 PM, Battosai810 wrote:

At 5/8/08 06:36 PM, DreamworX wrote: I can't believe nobody took N - Norris, Chuck yet ;)

Well, if you're interested, it's open!

Actually, nevermind, it just closed up lol
Still a whole alphabet and over a month to go!

[MADSOFT]

Holy Shit! I own that book and it's AWESOME!
I'll do any letter, N for Chuck Norris if it's still available, if not then I'll pic another one in a sec.

[Battosai810]

At 5/8/08 07:59 PM, MADSOFT wrote: Holy Shit! I own that book and it's AWESOME!
I'll do any letter, N for Chuck Norris if it's still available, if not then I'll pic another one in a sec.

N for Chuck Norris has just filled up - aside from the ones up there already taken, D for taking a dump is taken up too. So far pretty much everything else is fair game though!

[MADSOFT]

Ok, I'm taking G for Gas.
I'll also make a main menu if you want

[jamboreen]

Just checking in to say im still working on my Peice my plan is to make it pretty vulgar

[arcansi]

ROAD RAGE!!!!

Can I do road rage?

I wanna do road rage...

Is that ok?

[Battosai810]

MADSOFT, I'll put you down for Gas. As far as menus go, if you could just put down one with the option to play and some kind of artist bio/credits kind of thing, that would be pretty slick. Link to maddox's site or what have you. I'm not totally sure how that would work, since I know nothing of menus, but a menu would be greatly appreciated.

Jamboreen - you can make it pretty vulgar, just remember there's only 5 seconds to work with.

Arcansi - You're welcome to take Road Rage, just wanna know if you've worked on any flash before. I won't mark you down for just yet until I see something from you - I don't want people signing on just to back out later or never submit anything.

[MADSOFT]

Awesome, I'm working on it right now

[Battosai810]

FaltaViva (well known here for Resident Evil FOAR and Resident Evil WUN) has signed on for R for Road Rage - Arcansi, would you be willing to do something else?

UPDATED LIST:
A - Ass kicking
B - Boners
C - Copping a feel
D - Taking a Dump (Jamboreen)
E - Enlightenment
F - Female Wrestling
G - Gas (MADSOFT)
H - Hot Sauce
I - Irate
J - Jerky, beef (battosai810)
K - Knockers
L - Lumberjacks
M - Metal (xander1062)
N - Norris, Chuck (RighteousFlare)
O - Obedience
P - Pirates
Q - Quickies
R - Road Rage (FaltaViva)
S - Sneaking a Peek
T - Taunting
U - Urinal Etiquette
V - Violence (Superlineman01)
W - Winner
X - XXX
Y - Yelling (Superlineman01)
Z - Zombies (battosai810)

[Battosai810]

If you want to have a bio for the menu of the collab, send a PM to MADSOFT
Everyone will be credited either way, but if you want a bio to put in there, there's your chance.

[CiDiC]

sounds interesting to me but i really dislike the 16fps!
otherwise i would take H for hot sauce.

[Battosai810]

Mr. Ballistic claimed H for Hot Sauce just before I got to this thread... anything else in there you'd like to do? It's pretty open ended :)

[CiDiC]

okay well... than gimme P for pirates. ARRrrrr! ;)

[Battosai810]

At 5/12/08 06:09 AM, CiDiC wrote: okay well... than gimme P for pirates. ARRrrrr! ;)

You got it man!
11 letters, 9 different authors - things are really coming together here!

[MADSOFT]

Guys, for the Bios section, I'd like you all to draw an avatar to represent yourselves, when the viewer will have his mouse cursor over it, it will display the Bios you will send me by PM.
Thank you.

[FearTheSniper]

Hey can I get the Boners Spot, got something neat in mind..