Assholes: How to deal with them?

[HorseSperm]

So this has been going on for a while now. It seems that every person in my school just likes to start fights with me. Maybe its because im white,or maybe im just "different" from everybody else, or because i don't listen to rap music. Let me give you guys an example so you can understand better

So i walk into school already knowing im going to have a bad day. theres this one kid sitting down at a table when i walk in The usual ASSHOLE. I sit down at my usual assigned seat. And of course he will just start saying things like "Shithead","Fucker". you know the usual shit.

I never did ANYTHING to that bastard or any of those other fuckers. but its not just that. Some people even seriously start fighting.
Im just sick of this shit.
Ideas please

[Lucozadedude]

Input 1: Don't bother asking Newgrounds for advice.

Input 2: Tell someone who can actually do something.

Input 3: Learn self-defence and kick their asses.

[0nKILL]

What i would do is act then think so you take a chair or just your fists and right infront of everyone beat the crap out of him. Even if you lost the fight people know you are not a Coward to be pushed around.

They know you are not gonna fight back so they can do what they want, after the fight they must consider if they feel like getting in a fight with you. Its what i did, its also part of being a guy.
Fights are inevitable.

[AFST]

punch him right in the throat, it will turn him into a ragdoll and make an example of him for others.
Be a man

[sldghmmr]

Show gim some red army shit dawg

you have GTA4 no?

[l0vemetal]

Time for an hero.

[darknessdweller]

Try learning self-defence, then swear at them. Sure, they'll wanna beat you up,
but you'll know some type of self-defence by then. Andyou will be da winner!!!!

P.S. LEARN SELF-DEFENCE FIRST. Or else you'll get murdered.

[positively-negative]

Simply show to them that you are a better person than them and don't stoop to their childish level. Use a few well crafted insults and don't ever looked pissed off no matter what they say.

[positively-negative]

Also, never use violence, it's what they want and can lead to more trouble than the fuckwits are worth.

[HorseSperm]

At 5/8/08 06:43 AM, positively-negative wrote: Also, never use violence, it's what they want and can lead to more trouble than the fuckwits are worth.

indeed. thank you

[LegendaryAwesome]

At 5/8/08 06:14 AM, Lucozadedude wrote: Input 1: Don't bother asking Newgrounds for advice.

seconded, most users will tell you to rape someone, kill yourself or alot of other nonsensical bullshit....

Input 2: Tell someone who can actually do something.

Might not be such a good idea, they might stop, but then again they might really hurt you for ratting them out....

Input 3: Learn self-defence and kick their asses.

I heard that muaitai is good ( is that how you spell it?)

[MazeMindedApathy]

At 5/8/08 06:14 AM, Lucozadedude wrote:

Input 3: Learn self-defence and kick their asses.

Best advice right there. Gotta fight that laziness and jell-o belly.

[l0vemetal]

At 5/8/08 06:14 AM, Lucozadedude wrote: Input 3: Learn self-defence and kick their asses.

I don't mean to come off as racist here or anything, but you know how minorities (coughblackscough) are. If you manage to kick their ass, you'll automatically start some kind of war, and then being the "gangstaz" they are, they'll make the whole situation 10 times worse than it is, and then instead of just a few of his classmates being assholes to him, suddenly every black kid is on his ass all the time.

Bad idea.

[0nKILL]

At 5/8/08 06:43 AM, positively-negative wrote: Also, never use violence, it's what they want and can lead to more trouble than the fuckwits are worth.

I agree with you, i guess i should tell that when i did beat up the guy a had pretty mutch completely snapped (he bullied me for years) this brought up a lot of trouble for me, every one has limits i think a fight should be the last resort. But if you insult them wont that also cause trouble?

At 5/8/08 06:40 AM, positively-negative wrote: Simply show to them that you are a better person than them and don't stoop to their childish level. Use a few well crafted insults and don't ever looked pissed off no matter what they say.

[positively-negative]

At 5/8/08 07:11 AM, 0nKILL wrote: But if you insult them wont that also cause trouble?

A good insult is one that the person doesn't get until it's too late for them to do anything about it.

[peepee45]

Stick your cock up the asshole!

Don't forget to lube it up first, unless the asshole recently had diarhea

[HighDefinition]

Why don't you gather all your myspace & facebook friends & teach this guy a lesson mate ;-]

Or if the above isn't an option, why don't you just report it to your year coordinator??

Congratulations, you have what is known as a dilemma

[Darkstrategy]

Post a picture of him so we can photoshop him into a gay sex scene, then photocopy it and put it around the school.

[HorseSperm]

At 5/8/08 07:44 AM, Darkstrategy wrote: Post a picture of him so we can photoshop him into a gay sex scene, then photocopy it and put it around the school.

maybe i will lol

[Azutom]

Plug them.
Lawlawl.
Meh, just ignore them.

[Ace9969]

Kill them and then drive their bodies into the middle of nowhere(preferably a cornfield or something) Then dig a 20 ft deep hole and bury their bodies there then cover their bodies in baking soda and oil and then throw some gasoline down the hole and burn the bodies and then rebury them after they are thuroughly burnt and dogs will not be able to smell them...The only thing to be careful about is re-burying it you need to make it look as iff you never dug a hole...That's the challenge.

[ismellarat]

You can not talk to niggrahs.
You can not train niggrahs.
You can not live amongst niggrahs.

Niggrahs are an untamable species, violent and aggressive by nature. Unfortunately they have a bigger dick than us, so they will always be superior.

[Ace9969]

At 5/8/08 06:55 AM, LegendaryAwesome wrote:

I heard that muaitai is good ( is that how you spell it?)

Muay Thai.

[ismellarat]

At 5/8/08 06:55 AM, LegendaryAwesome wrote: I heard that muaitai is good ( is that how you spell it?)

Mai Tai!!

[LeeJaySan]

What to do w/ an asshole? The most obvious answer: Kill him!

[Vegeton]

You've come to the source, asking assholes for advice on assholes. Well best thing to do to get rid of an asshole is to ignore him/her, they just want a reaction out of you, if you don't give one they give up.

[ShadowWest]

At 5/8/08 07:21 AM, peepee45 wrote: Stick your cock up the asshole!

Don't forget to lube it up first, unless the asshole recently had diarhea

Oh aren't you mature..

[KingPaulP]

Sticks and stones, don't do anything physical against something verbal just give them shit back, if they start fucking around with you just say random shit to confuse them, i.e. 'is mine the biggest dick you have ever seen' if he says no he has seen bigger, then ask was it you fathers? If they do try anything phsical you have to reciprocate, but do it on the spur of the moment, suprise attck them.

[Ass-Crumb]

Be headstrong and fight back. I'm not sure if this applies at your school, but frankly, noone really wants a real fight. Call him shit back, tell him you'll headbutt him through drywall or some shit like that.

[Metalix]

Don't say ANYTHING to them. Nobody likes to get lulz whit people who don't talk.