Dear Mr. Thomas Fulp,
I'd like to make an offer with you, one which I'm sure you'll find appealing. In this offer, you'll find blah blah blah gotta make this longer than one line to look professional.
I'm willing to have you put an ad in my profile in exchange for a user of the month title. If you'd like, you can either send the money my way now or when the user of the month is "determined".
Here's my resume:
Chumbawamba
SHI
HCI
Graduated Bristol Consolidated School 04
Still working on that high school graduation
Plan on attending UMO in the fall of 08.