My Stupid Gta Iv Stories (no Spoil)

[Dobio]

NO SPOILERS HERE.

Just random shit, that has pissed me off....

Some funny/retarded GTA stories.

I beat a mission with a three star police rating, and I start to try to run away, and then Niko whips out the ol' cell phone and calls to confirm he did the mission, making me walk like a slow ass retarded child. I end up getting shot by the police when I finally hang up, as they surround me while I listen to what Niko is saying...

I'm walking down the Hove Beach street, and I see a cop arrest some dude...I think that it'd be funny to rescue him, so I jack the car (btw, it's retarded how easy it is to avoid cops in this game, you could NEVER jack an occupied police car in previous games without having at least a little bit of grief)...anyway, so I drive away in the police car, and finally evade the police. I stop my car, and buddy jumps out of the back seat, rips me out of the car and out of nowhere some dudes who were standing around start beating me to death with him. Talk about grateful....:(

I take a taxi cab to one of my 'girlfriends' house, and when I get out of the taxi (something I can't control) a van runs me down and drags me about a mile, killing me instantly. As I said before, I had absolutely no control over this.

I'm driving down the street, and a construction site is nearby. Not realizing that the road is being repaired, I run into a stone ramp, and Niko flies through the windshield, hits the ramp and gets crushed to death by the car I'm driving.

I'm near death and I go to eat at the diner, after buying my chicken burger and restoring myself to full health, I go to cross the street and I'm hit by a car, killed instantly.

SOME OF THESE THINGS ARE VERY FRUSTRATING.

[Crackerjax4324]

Once, i jumped out of my car cuz it was flaming, and i got hit by another car, and another car hits the flaming one, and the explosion kills me.

[BlueFlameSkulls]

Playing The Ride of the Valkyries whilst playing free roam online with everyone in helicopters

[H-A-X-O-R-Z]

I did this once.

I was just driving down the motorway, im speeding along (the motion blur is so awesome in this game), I crash into another car, but keep going, I notice my car is on fire "Shit! Shit!" I think to myself, I dive out of the car. Little did I realise that there was another car coming from the opposite direction, as I dove out, I hit this car... Killing me instantly.

Also, I was once on the run from the police, I'd almost gotten away (again, I was travelling very fast) I hit something (as you go up the hills to michelles, you can see plants on the hill, thats what I crashed into) and was bolted out of the windscreen, I thought "That's fine I'm on nearly full health", damn was I wrong, I was flung into a lamp post at a highs speed, my legs wanted to go around the pole clockwise, my torso wanted to go around the lamp counter-clockwise, they balanced eachother out and I just wrapped around the lamp post, I was killed instantly. But DAMN was it cool.

[damonky]

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[evilfluffmonger]

At 5/7/08 01:47 PM, damonky wrote: searchbar

When a mod does it, it dosen't matter >:(

Oh, not to be a non contributer to the post, I don't have GTAIV but i do have liberty city stories. I once got in my trusty boat and went to some different islands looking for some hidden packages. I park my boat near the dock and take my time exploring the island. All goes well to I come back to the dock to see my boat had floated about a mile away.

[Dobio]

At 5/7/08 01:47 PM, damonky wrote: searchbar

Oh sorry, but your thread sucked and I didn't see it until after I posted. WHOOPS.

[36Holla]

Me and SMC went up to a tall building using a hellicopter and I dropped him off. I positioned the helicopter right next to the edge of the building and SMC jumped off into the rotor blades. He said that his body was propelled across the entire map before he finally landed in the ocean far off the middle island.

Yeah it was done in a controlled environment, but we still thought it was pretty cool.

[Dobio]

Haha....I wish they put decapitation in this game...that'd be sweet to see yourself chopped up in a chopper.

[SlipperyMooseCakes]

At 5/7/08 04:48 PM, 36Holla wrote: Me and SMC went up to a tall building...
Yeah it was done in a controlled environment, but we still thought it was pretty cool.

Left a mark too.

[Dobio]

Canas and I just spent like three hours in multiplayer being idiots.

[enquencle]

I was in one of the first missions with Little Jacob, when we took down all the guys in the house, and he told me to go back to his house, or more bad guys would come.
I waited there and started fooling around the house. I went upstairs and the idiot followed me. I went back running and i accidentally dropped him on the stairs and he died.

It was really frustrating, but funny =P

[SeraphimFalling]

well dwayne called me and wanted to grab something to eat, so i was like sure whatever, i went to a helicopter, cuz driving takes to long, and i flew to his house, but instead of landing i decided to jump out. i was close enough to the ground so i didnt die, i was walking towards dwayne when my helicopter crashed into my, and i got killed in the blades. woot.

[Dobio]

At 5/8/08 10:24 PM, SeraphimFalling wrote: well dwayne called me and wanted to grab something to eat, so i was like sure whatever, i went to a helicopter, cuz driving takes to long, and i flew to his house, but instead of landing i decided to jump out. i was close enough to the ground so i didnt die, i was walking towards dwayne when my helicopter crashed into my, and i got killed in the blades. woot.

HA, that's pretty funny.

That reminds me of when Canas and I were playing, and I decided to bail 40000 feet up in the air. It's fun freefalling.

[Cyberdevil]

lol, understandable, staying inside the vehicle isn't as easy as in the prequells. :P

[Arcbound22]

i beat a misson and i started to just hit people cause im really messed up in the head lol and i ran over like 20 people and omg this is so funny i hit the right front tip of a car and the guy went right though the window onto my car then i dove with this dead body on my car . after about a 1hr of i finally stop and i pretty much killed the whole city. theres only like 10 or so people alive.

[Koogan]

I beat a mission with a three star police rating, and I start to try to run away, and then Niko whips out the ol' cell phone and calls to confirm he did the mission, making me walk like a slow ass retarded child. I end up getting shot by the police when I finally hang up, as they surround me while I listen to what Niko is saying...

lol

:I stop my car, and buddy jumps out of the back seat, rips me out of the car and out of nowhere some dudes who were standing around start beating me to death with him. Talk about grateful....:(

Why didn't you just like shoot them?
and lol

:when I get out of the taxi (something I can't control) a van runs me down and drags me about a mile, killing me instantly. As I said before, I had absolutely no control over this.

That's just hilarious
lol

:Not realizing that the road is being repaired, I run into a stone ramp, and Niko flies through the windshield, hits the ramp and gets crushed to death by the car I'm driving.

rofl
Watch the road next time

I'm near death and I go to eat at the diner, after buying my chicken burger and restoring myself to full health, I go to cross the street and I'm hit by a car, killed instantly.

Well that was kinda your fault, you know. Like look before you cross.
Btw lol

[Dobio]

I agree with most of what you said...but for the first one, I was just so shocked that it was happening, before I could pull out a pistol, I was on the ground getting kicked....lol.

[DaveMan-CI]

Right, I had just taken Jacob out for a nice meal, cluckin bell (he seemed to love the idea :P anyway, i'm dropping him off at his place and instead of getting out the car through his door he says something like "move bitch" punches me in the face and throws me out the car then comes out the car himself says cheers and walks off...

Fucking jacob...

[DannyIsOnFire]

I'm hijacking a car, throw the driver out and get in. I begin to reverse and the owners trying to run away. He gets caught in the door and runs on the spot while i'm reversing with him. Reversed for a good twenty seconds and kept him with me the whole way :)

That's happened a few times now actually.

[kenshi2]

I did the same kind of rescue that you mentioned, except I didn't realize there were 3 other police cars nearby. (Damn watchers)

Anyways, I drove into a car and stopped, the guy got out, I got out, and I start getting blasted by cops, while the guy runs away, once I'm dead, they walk away from the guy they arrested.

[BlueFlameSkulls]

At 5/9/08 06:30 AM, DannyIsOnFire wrote: I'm hijacking a car, throw the driver out and get in. I begin to reverse and the owners trying to run away. He gets caught in the door and runs on the spot while i'm reversing with him. Reversed for a good twenty seconds and kept him with me the whole way :)

That's happened a few times now actually.

It's even funnier when a cop tries to open your door but they're too late and hold onto the handle for dear life.

I was on a bridge when this was going on, so he was hanging on for a while.