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Damn you... you... you... bad man! You should be ashamed of yourself!

Ashamed of yourself already? Well... good! Now you... you... kill it. You heard me, smoke that bird!

If he can't fly,he can't do anything. If he can't do anything, he'll feel empty inside. If he would feel empty inside, he would want to commit suicide. If he wants to commit suicide, he would stand in the middle of a highway. Now he can't do that without flying, couldn't he?

i saw a dead bird crucifed to a cross with arts and crafts decorations, did you do it?

Take care of it perhaps?

You should be more careful with guns. You might shoot your eye out.

At 5/6/08 06:20 PM, DemonX123 wrote: Ok, so I was testing my new airsoft sniper rifle outside to see how far one shot will go when somehow i hit a bird (standing still, not flying) and it starts rolling on the ground flapping it's wings and crying. It's wing is all red and bent and i feel so bad now. So far it still can't fly and i hope it's ok.

What do you think of this unbelievable accident?

You make me think of my birdies when you say that, it brings a tear to my eye ='[.
Maybe you should take it to a vet or something. if they ask what happened you could just say you found it like that instead of getting busted for shooting it, even if it was accidental.

Staple its feet to your shoulder.

And instead of helping it you declared this event over the internet?
......

only a single bird?

At 5/6/08 06:41 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: I killed a duck one time with a rock.

Im laughing.

UNCONTROLLABLY

But, How did you just randomly manage to shoot a bird?

Ducks are awesome whoever did that please PM me your address so I can put duck shit on your face.

You should liek, call the vet or something.

i'm pretty sure this is bullshit tho

Its best to put it out of its misery, and when its dead, post it up on your shoulder and dress up like a pirate. Its worth it

Owch,well,it went away hopping?
then,its just going to be crippled,its going to be okay.
Weird happening though.Shouldn't matter too much,since birds really dont
have much to do except fly around and eat,then sleep.
So it shouldnt matter too much.

Try to save it by bringing it to a vet..

Animal killers..ugh

Killing defenseless animals isn't cool man.

At 5/7/08 02:57 AM, Squilliam wrote: Good shot, its amazing you got its wing and not its body... Keep training and one day you'll be a master!

P.S BIRD KILLER (Rubs it in)

It was apparently facing sideways, because i hit the front of it's wing directly

At 5/7/08 01:44 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: Ducks are awesome whoever did that please PM me your address so I can put duck shit on your face.

You should liek, call the vet or something.

i'm pretty sure this is bullshit tho

Also, not bullshit, it would be pretty pointless to post this if it didn't happen.

And to the other perople saying i should of helped it, well it's probably too late now.

Lololol.... You apparently have GREAT skills with a Sniper Rifle. You should join the military.
... They make Airsoft Sniper Rifles!? *BUYZ*

Boom!! Head Shot!!!

You should have helped it before you went on an internet forum..common human compassion.

me and my friend were in a field shooting birds then when we shot a bird with a bb gun it was on the ground then when it was still alive my friend dug a hole and buried it 9and it was still alive0

Reminds me of the time an acquaintance of mine shot a rabbit with a BB gun ended up paralyzing the poor vermin from the waist down. We wasted roughly 300 bucks on the thing before we decided to put it out of its misery.

Tony is such an asshole

Oh and for your little bird problem, this is as good of a time as any to brush up on your taxidermy skillz

This one?
Shame on you.

you should try paint ball.

pic

name it paulo and give him a top hat and a black vest!

At 5/9/08 09:56 PM, xxxdestructionxxx wrote: name it paulo and give him a top hat and a black vest!

I think it's dead now, XD, if u haven't read before i could see it's bone sticking out of it's wing

It's crying in happiness because the bullet went straight up its cunt and it felt amazing.

At 5/9/08 10:04 PM, mothballs wrote: It's crying in happiness because the bullet went straight up its cunt and it felt amazing.

lolwut?

At 5/9/08 10:55 PM, Eggys wrote: Oh that's just horrible. What about it's family? They'll all starve now because of YOU!

Doubt it,