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Forum Topic: Condoms are way too expensive

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NotDareDevilGuy

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Posted at: 5/6/08 03:31 PM

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At 5/6/08 03:28 PM, Death-Affiliate wrote:
At 5/6/08 03:27 PM, DareDevilGuy wrote: I beg to differ. 10 bucks for like 100ml?
Dude... what lube are you looking at?

Regular on water base, cheapest brand I know.

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LOL, spit on your fingers and rub her ass and your dick as lube. Problem solved!


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Posted at: 5/6/08 03:38 PM

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If I want a condom here at school I can get them:
- Free from health services (if I'm planning on getting laid)
- Free from any Residential Assistant (If I wasn't planning on getting laid, but happen to have some girl rearin' and ready to go in my dorm) by just knocking on their door at any hour of the day.
- Free from any STD awareness event, anti-AIDS event, or whatever else that happen here on campus pretty regularly.

Or I can buy them from the store. But the point here is that most college campuses have the resources to provide them pretty easily. Does your university have a health services or campus nurse or anything? I bet she's got a budget for providing condoms.

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Condoms are free here...

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shit, i use sandwich bags and a rubberband. about 2 bucks are spent, downside, pleasure is diminished in a noticeable way.

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if you live in canada, girls can get birthcontrol for free, and if you have a steady clean girlfriend, thats alot better then condoms any day, just make sure she takes it at the right time,

if not maybe see if you country has a similar program,

condoms just hurt my dick, durex is the only one that is a bit bearable and it still is a bit to tight, and it doesn't feel right

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CONDOMS ARE FREE !!!!

from family planning or connexions in all town centres (UK) =)


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JackPhantasm

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Birth control.

You'll have to deal with her being crazy though.

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Agreed,it's almost as expensive as my weed habit. :(

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DasUberCow

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I think its worth it but youre totally right. Especially if you want one without just a %50 success rate. I love this post. Its worded so well! :D


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At 5/6/08 03:45 PM, Mr-Fluffykins wrote: if you live in canada, girls can get birthcontrol for free,

This is one of the reasons why i love living in Canada :)

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Well, if you can't afford condoms on a regular basis, then you certainly can't afford the chance of a possible child due to mistakes and unfortunate situations.

I can stretch on that system.

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Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear

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Use cling film. You can get 30 meters of it for fairly cheap, so just wrap it round your dick and leave a small space at the end.

: At 8/18/07 05:53 PM, SitwiththeGuru wrote:
Who the hell is Fellatio?

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TSstudios

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well, dont have sex *if u even do* all the time. like just get a stronger condom right?

hold on............get maybe 5 condoms or make on with THIN rubber. *or thick* what ever has more layers of rubber. That way you could wash out the condom and reuse it with out geting a hole poked in it easily.

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At 5/6/08 03:50 PM, Shawn wrote:
At 5/6/08 03:45 PM, Mr-Fluffykins wrote: if you live in canada, girls can get birthcontrol for free,
This is one of the reasons why i love living in Canada :)

The only reason to live in Canada.

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At 5/6/08 03:55 PM, deckheadtottie wrote: The only reason to live in Canada.

Uh huh... We also have a number to call were they will bring us Condoms...

And couple years a go we had a needle exchange program were all the drug addicts brought there needles in a got new ones... (Same with crack pipes)

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At 5/6/08 03:53 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Well, if you can't afford condoms on a regular basis, then you certainly can't afford the chance of a possible child due to mistakes and unfortunate situations.

I can stretch on that system.

Well, that is quite obvious miss Holmes. I'm not saying I won't buy condoms, I'm just saying they're way too expensive for the likes of me. I will buy thyem if I have to, but it's bollocks they cost as much as they do. And of course there are places where you can get some free condoms, but you can't just barge in there once a week demanding a pack.

At 5/6/08 03:54 PM, TSstudios wrote: hold on............get maybe 5 condoms or make on with THIN rubber. *or thick* what ever has more layers of rubber. That way you could wash out the condom and reuse it with out geting a hole poked in it easily.

And you sir, are a moron.


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At 5/6/08 03:53 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: I can stretch on that system.

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At 5/6/08 03:58 PM, Shawn wrote: Uh huh... We also have a number to call were they will bring us Condoms...

In England we use that number to order pizza. Pretty damn neat, huh?

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At 5/6/08 03:58 PM, DareDevilGuy wrote:
At 5/6/08 03:54 PM, TSstudios wrote: hold on............get maybe 5 condoms or make on with THIN rubber. *or thick* what ever has more layers of rubber. That way you could wash out the condom and reuse it with out geting a hole poked in it easily.
And you sir, are a moron.

dude........im 13.........what the shit do i know. its only a theory.

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At 5/6/08 04:01 PM, TSstudios wrote: dude........im 13.........what the shit do i know. its only a theory.

Condoms break due to friction if you put more than one on.


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much ppl saying birth control pills, but that won't protect you from STD's >_>

love da women :D
Conspiracy :O

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At 5/6/08 04:02 PM, DareDevilGuy wrote:
At 5/6/08 04:01 PM, TSstudios wrote: dude........im 13.........what the shit do i know. its only a theory.
Condoms break due to friction if you put more than one on.

oh..........................well........
....then make some home made condom. like ..............no it would count as a dildo..............damn i got nothing...............hold on............TAPE!

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At 5/6/08 04:02 PM, gekko007 wrote: much ppl saying birth control pills, but that won't protect you from STD's >_>

But if you are with a STEADY girlfriend, you shouldn't have a problem.

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Get free samples of black XS perfume, they come with free condoms =]

Plus, it's lush.
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At 5/6/08 03:32 PM, Josh wrote: LOL, spit on your fingers and rub her ass and your dick as lube. Problem solved!

Is that what they taught you in prison?

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At 5/6/08 04:02 PM, gekko007 wrote: much ppl saying birth control pills, but that won't protect you from STD's >_>

STD's aren't very important when you're with a dedicated person in a steady relationsuhip where you've both been tested for STD's. That doesn't take in account that all women are sluts and cheat on you no matter what, right?


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At 5/6/08 03:53 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:
I can stretch on that system.

That's not the only thing she can stretch fellas.

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At 5/6/08 03:16 PM, Cryoma wrote: So $40 lasts you a year?

you're assuming less than one will be used each day on average. i feel his pain. you'll see once you get to doin it that much with a girl.


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That doesn't sound expensive at all.

Let's all be original, just like everyone else!

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Collage students get a free 30 pack every month, i stockpile mine :'(
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