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i owned a ned today. 2008-05-06 13:49:34 Reply

i was walking home after buying something and got to the bus stop and was waiting for my bus when a sweaty ned in a vauxhall pulls up and says "Hyuh! look at that fat wee basturt!"

quick witted as i am i said "That's no way to talk to your father"

His face fell so much his nose hi the floor, he drove away quickly without saying anything else.

Everyone at the bus stop was pissing themselves

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Response to i owned a ned today. 2008-05-06 13:50:35 Reply

Nice :D

Chavs like giving out abuse but they curl up and die when someone gives it back to them. Good on you!

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Response to i owned a ned today. 2008-05-06 13:50:47 Reply

At 5/6/08 01:49 PM, Bullion wrote: "That's no way to talk to your father"

Wow, people must be easily offended where you come from.


DURR HURR

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Response to i owned a ned today. 2008-05-06 13:51:52 Reply

At 5/6/08 01:50 PM, lazyyMitch wrote:
At 5/6/08 01:49 PM, Bullion wrote: "That's no way to talk to your father"
Wow, people must be easily offended where you come from.

i don't think it was the fact he was offended, rather that he had no comeback.

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Response to i owned a ned today. 2008-05-06 13:52:44 Reply

What?


A strong emphasis on underlining.

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Response to i owned a ned today. 2008-05-06 13:52:46 Reply

hehe

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Response to i owned a ned today. 2008-05-06 13:53:17 Reply

Lol. Loving the sig.


This looks squint.

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Response to i owned a ned today. 2008-05-06 13:53:56 Reply

hehe

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Response to i owned a ned today. 2008-05-06 13:54:58 Reply

At 5/6/08 01:49 PM, Bullion wrote:
quick witted as i am i said "That's no way to talk to your father"

Jesus Christ. I can't believe people still use that

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Response to i owned a ned today. 2008-05-06 13:55:07 Reply

You totally owned him.

i owned a ned today.


Do what now...?

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Response to i owned a ned today. 2008-05-06 13:55:30 Reply

What the is a "ned".


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Response to i owned a ned today. 2008-05-06 13:55:53 Reply

hehe

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Response to i owned a ned today. 2008-05-06 13:56:55 Reply

At 5/6/08 01:54 PM, Phantox wrote:
At 5/6/08 01:49 PM, Bullion wrote:
quick witted as i am i said "That's no way to talk to your father"
Jesus Christ. I can't believe people still use that

i needed to go down to his level in a single sentence, and that was it.

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Response to i owned a ned today. 2008-05-06 13:58:29 Reply

you should have walked up to the window and nailed him in the face with hammer fists.

you really would have owned him then.
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Response to i owned a ned today. 2008-05-06 13:58:45 Reply

At 5/6/08 01:55 PM, LampFace wrote: What the is a "ned".

"Non educated delinquent"

You do realise he's probably away to get his brothers, uncles, dads cousin to come and knife you, or at least thats the usual pish they come up with.

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Response to i owned a ned today. 2008-05-06 13:59:43 Reply

At 5/6/08 01:58 PM, g-muff wrote:
At 5/6/08 01:55 PM, LampFace wrote: What the is a "ned".
"Non educated delinquent"

You do realise he's probably away to get his brothers, uncles, dads cousin to come and knife you, or at least thats the usual pish they come up with.

Ah we call them Chavs or Scallies.


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Response to i owned a ned today. 2008-05-06 13:59:44 Reply

At 5/6/08 01:58 PM, g-muff wrote:
At 5/6/08 01:55 PM, LampFace wrote: What the is a "ned".
"Non educated delinquent"

You do realise he's probably away to get his brothers, uncles, dads cousin to come and knife you, or at least thats the usual pish they come up with.

nah, i doubt it, i wasn't in my part of town, nobody knew me there.

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Response to i owned a ned today. 2008-05-06 14:00:41 Reply

Hey! I wanted to creat such thread today!!


The music made me do it!

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Response to i owned a ned today. 2008-05-06 14:03:42 Reply

At 5/6/08 01:56 PM, Bullion wrote:
i needed to go down to his level in a single sentence, and that was it.

If you would have gone down to his level, he wouldn't have ran away. He probably saw that you lowered yourself so much FOR HIM that he was so embarrassed of you that he didn't want to be near you.

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Response to i owned a ned today. 2008-05-06 14:12:16 Reply

At 5/6/08 02:03 PM, Phantox wrote: If you would have gone down to his level, he wouldn't have ran away. He probably saw that you lowered yourself so much FOR HIM that he was so embarrassed of you that he didn't want to be near you.

No chance. Neds don't think like that. They aren't smart enough.


This looks squint.

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Response to i owned a ned today. 2008-05-06 14:15:38 Reply

At 5/6/08 01:49 PM, Bullion wrote: i was walking home after buying something and got to the bus stop and was waiting for my bus when a sweaty ned in a vauxhall pulls up and says "Hyuh! look at that fat wee basturt!"

quick witted as i am i said "That's no way to talk to your father"

His face fell so much his nose hi the floor, he drove away quickly without saying anything else.

Everyone at the bus stop was pissing themselves

lol! Most people usualy go ned hunting to get to do that sort of thing (or at least that's what I heard)


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Response to i owned a ned today. 2008-05-06 14:17:53 Reply

Way to show up that asshole. Pretty funny comeback.


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