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Posted at: 5/5/08 02:59 AM

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Your penis. Besides piss or ejaculate, what would it be?

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At 5/5/08 02:59 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: Your penis. Besides piss or ejaculate, what would it be?

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At 5/5/08 03:02 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 5/5/08 02:59 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: Your penis. Besides piss or ejaculate, what would it be?
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Will I guess I should've said fuck instead of ejaculate.

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Compose a symphony.

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Reach the top book shelves in my room.
That way I could see whats up there and decide whether or not I want to keep whats up there, up there.

I mean I could just stand up on the bench below the shelves that I use to lay out pairs of jeans and hoodies ive worn but arent dirty so I can wear again but id much rather have an option of reaching the top shelf that doesnt involve standing on creaky wooden benches.

My dick would be that option.

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I think I would use it to cure cancer or something... with a few good 'puffs' of it of course! ;)

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Dispense Mountain Dew.

I would be sucking myself off 24/7.

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eat it..

this thread is full of cock joke thingies and stuff

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Use it to fight crime.

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At 5/5/08 04:14 AM, Lotus wrote: I think I would use it to cure cancer or something... with a few good 'puffs' of it of course! ;)

what a genius answer. hands down the best. and.. whoever said "expand"? wow. i pity you for having such a small member. i was actually thinking about saying "reduce in size" just because its so extremely large it gets in the way all the time.

but that curing cancer thing with a few puffs. nice


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Grow one.

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Talk.

Seriously - I would love to have a conversation with my penis.

god I'm lonely

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At 5/5/08 05:17 AM, Timmy wrote: Talk.

Seriously - I would love to have a conversation with my penis.

god I'm lonely

Hehehe!!

Me too!!

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slap faces with it


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Use it for a whip or a belt.

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Dispense beer with it,that way I would be jacking off and swallowing 24/7.

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At 5/5/08 05:19 AM, cast wrote:
At 5/5/08 05:17 AM, Timmy wrote: Talk.

Seriously - I would love to have a conversation with my penis.

god I'm lonely
Hehehe!!

Me too!!

Make it three of use!
I'd just slap it on the desk during lesson and let her talk away, THAT'S RIGHT, MY PENIS IS A GIRL!

I am drunk, drunk is me WHEEE
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Shoot laser beams

awwww yeah
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At 5/5/08 06:25 AM, emo-penguin wrote: Shoot laser beams
awwww yeah

dammit, if only i could top this.

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At 5/5/08 03:04 AM, Mr-Contradiction wrote: Compose a symphony.

I hope you mean conduct. Because the latter would be very messy.

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Penetrate.

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At 5/5/08 06:13 AM, EvilJesus wrote:
At 5/5/08 05:19 AM, cast wrote:
At 5/5/08 05:17 AM, Timmy wrote: Talk.

Seriously - I would love to have a conversation with my penis.

god I'm lonely
Hehehe!!

Me too!!
Make it three of use!
I'd just slap it on the desk during lesson and let her talk away, THAT'S RIGHT, MY PENIS IS A GIRL!

Makes you kind of wonder how that kind of relationship would work out.

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I would make it think of witty responses for threads like this.

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